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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.



point of return posted:

This but Hegelian synthesis, therefore if you don't believe this you're a bad Marxist.

You only believe as you do because you're helpless in the grip of evolutionary psychology.

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point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx


Evolutionary psychology is dumb because everyone knows humans were created.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you





Automatic transmissions in cars should be banned. If you are too dumb or lazy to drive stick, you shouldn't be able to drive a car.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

point of return posted:

Evolutionary psychology is dumb because everyone knows humans were created.

Let me explain why, due to evolutionary psychology, *gender* is *adjective*.

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007




If you have an outdoor cat, don't tell anyone on the internet, they'll accuse you of being worse than hitler.

hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009


People who use tanning beds should pay higher health insurance premiums.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.



hackedaccount posted:

People who use tanning beds should pay higher health insurance premiums.

For the same reason, schools should be funded by a special tax on breeders. It isn't fair for the childfree to pay to educate other people's poor choices.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins

Pillbug

Powered Descent posted:

For the same reason, schools should be funded by a special tax on breeders. It isn't fair for the childfree to pay to educate other people's poor choices.

You fund them either directly through taxes or somewhat indirectly when they steal your stuff to support poor life habits they could have been dissuaded from had they received a proper education.

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx


Oxyclean posted:

If you have an outdoor cat, don't tell anyone on the internet, they'll accuse you of being worse than hitler.

How dare you not feed your cat a vegan diet? Don't you know that meat is murder, and worse, causes autism?

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

point of return posted:

How dare you not feed your cat a vegan diet? Don't you know that meat is murder, and worse, causes autism?

Why are you enslaving other living beings? Animals are not here to be "owned" by people. Set all pets free!

hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009


People who us the word "extremely" have average or below average IQ and are trying to sound articulate.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Soiled Meat

hackedaccount posted:

People who us the word "extremely" have average or below average IQ and are trying to sound articulate.

This is literally true.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81




You mean figuratively.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

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MooCowlian posted:

You mean figuratively.

The word "literally" has been used to mean "figuratively" for longer than America has been a country

hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009


Why does the Wikipedia entry for almost every type of dog say they have above average intelligence?

Which breeds are the dumb ones?

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

hackedaccount posted:

Why does the Wikipedia entry for almost every type of dog say they have above average intelligence?

Which breeds are the dumb ones?

The ones that feel competitive about the intelligence of their pets vs. the intelligence of others' pets.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

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hackedaccount posted:

Which breeds are the dumb ones?

Pitbulls (which are dangerous animals that should be illegal to keep as pets).

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81




*cats

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos


I don't know why we even keep animals in our homes. They're disgusting and more trouble than they're worth.

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007





Cats/dogs are the objectively inferior pet because....

syscall girl
Nov 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

Oxyclean posted:

Cats/dogs are the objectively inferior pet because....

This is some lazy poo poo. I would think Coldly Compiling Lists would have higher standards for posts.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81




... they're not as cool as bigger animals like a cheetah or an iguana.

^^you think your fyad list jokes are funny, but why can't you just mock us from your pink forum? i don't go poo poo in your bed.

Caufman
May 7, 2007


And never for free, on principle.

Hbomberguy
Jul 4, 2009

[culla=big red]TufFEE did nO THINg W̡RA̸NG[/read]



On occasion, Armond White has said some interesting things.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos


We put far too much value on human life.

shitty poker hand
Jun 13, 2013


MizPiz posted:

We put far too much value on human life.

Obviously, the solution to overpopulation is a (genocide/plague).

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

How dare they nerf my favorite overpowered tactic that I relied on heavily to win this game. gently caress this, I want a refund, I quit playing, ignore the 2,000 hours I've logged.

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010


Bad Dog

Achewood would actually be funny if it had punchlines.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Achewood would actually be funny if it had punchlines.

You just don't get it.

Hbomberguy
Jul 4, 2009

[culla=big red]TufFEE did nO THINg W̡RA̸NG[/read]



Gamer Gate.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008





ToxicSlurpee posted:

How dare they nerf my favorite overpowered tactic that I relied on heavily to win this game. gently caress this, I want a refund, I quit playing, ignore the 2,000 hours I've logged.

And don't even get me started on congas.

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW


Hbomberguy posted:

Gamer Gate.

More like Gaymer Gayt.

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx


Hbomberguy posted:

Gamer Gate.

Is there any hard evidence that Obama doesn't want Ebola in America?

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW


point of return posted:

Is there any hard evidence that Obama doesn't want Ebola in America?

I think you'll find that, much like Obama, Ebola is from Africa. Could they be... brothers?

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Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.


LaughMyselfTo posted:

More like Gaymer Gayt.

Nice casual homophobia, bro.

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