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XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Poor people should stop being so lazy and get jobs. It's disgusting how I work three jobs and they somehow get a free comfortable ride from welfare. He can't be THAT poor, he has a cellphone!

Rap music loving sucks and promotes violence.

Call of Duty is SO much better than Battlefield.

Who would win a fight between <X character> and <Y character>?

9/11 was conducted by the government so they could invade for oil. Here's the whole truth....

It's not pedophilia. She may have the body of a nine-year-old but she's actually thousands of years old!

Edit: "Zelda 2: the adventures of Link" was the best Zelda game.

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XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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She deserved to be raped. I mean, look at what she was wearing!

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Maybe if that dog had a gun, none of this would have happened.

I find "ctrl + alt + delete" well written and funny. Tim Buckley is the best.

If you look between the "e" and the "x" in the Fedex logo, you can see an arrow.

The bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were wrong on so many levels and the American government is evil. Those poor Japanese people!

Nuclear power is not an option in the future of our energy supply, it is far too dangerous! Just look at what happened at Chernobyl....

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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who is spain posted:

NASCAR is the best form of racing.

NASCAR requires no skill what-so-ever. All they ever do is drive left.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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When I pirate games I'm not stealing them I'm <insert thousands of reasons justifying taking revenue from a company here>. :smug:

Guys, women am I right?

Why do they call it American Football when they barely use their feet like in soccer?

Why didn't Gandalf just get a huge flying eagle and DROP the ring into Mt. Doom?

If you need to use your parking brake to start on a hill, you don't know how to drive.

XenophobicAirport has a new favorite as of 13:28 on Oct 20, 2011

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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DrPain posted:

Ronald Reagan.

Wealth creators are an imperative part of society. Their wealth will trickle down to the workers. Think of the metaphor of a boat in a lake....

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Man there was no where in the gym to curl, so I did it in the squat rack.

Maybe these Wall Street protesters should occupy a job.

Being gay is a choice, these people are disgusting and creepy.

Jesus was black. He was from the Middle East and therefore an arab.

By the way I'm a girl gamer.

How come if we evolved from chimpanzees there are still monkies running around?

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Imagine the amount of food we'd save overnight if we all just went vegan!

Goldfish have a seven second memory.

Those tribes are uncivilized brutes. Why would anybody want to live in little huts?

Guys I just got up to those bouncing barrels in Sonic 3 but it's a dead end. What do I do?

I'm raising awareness about breast cancer.

I like Windows ME.

I like the fact that he's protesting against capitalism whilst <Product from X company here>.

XenophobicAirport has a new favorite as of 16:33 on Oct 21, 2011

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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The Star Wars prequels were better than the originals. The originals were boring.

Blowing into your NES cartridge is totally the way to do it.

Holding "DOWN + B" when a pokemon is in a pokeball in the gameboy games will increase your catch chances.

While Nickelback is a good band, I prefer Slipknot and Creed.

Excellent username + avatar + post combo, goon sir!

Why would you buy a Mac? You can't upgrade them!

Obviously Austrailia is being retarded because it's a nation made up of of all our convicts. Sending them there was good thing too, less retards here.

There's nothing wrong with mixing energy drinks and alcohol.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Guys can anyone suggest any good equipment for ghost hunting? I think my grandma's house is haunted.

I went to you're house yesterday but that didn't acheive anything. Your never home.

The Wii is for babbies.

Ron Paul will save us from the illuminati! Ron Paul for president 2012!

XenophobicAirport has a new favorite as of 12:24 on Oct 24, 2011

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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All those robots should gently caress off back to their own dimention.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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It's so disgusting that here, in Britain, I would get jailed for defending myself.

Dubstep sounds awful.

Gays shouldn't be able to adopt, their kids will grow up all messed up!

Oh, I'm a hypermiler. You guys should try tailgating huge vehicles you'll save soooo much money!

Eating off your toilet is actually more sanitary than eating off your kitchen bench or dining table. Think of all the germs.

Jailbait is legal, there's nothing wrong with it. There's a difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia. Pedophilia is definitely a bad thing but ephebophilia is only "bad" because as a society we decided it was.

Islam is a religion of violence and obviously anybody who follows it is a terrorist.

Billy Murray/Sean Connery/David Attenbourgh will die in your lifetime.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Guys how do I drift my Renault Megane?

Business CEOs deserve their top pay packages and bonuses because of the amount of risk they take and the hard decisions they have to make.

XenophobicAirport has a new favorite as of 16:59 on Oct 31, 2011

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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What you should do is buy one of those premium hdmi cables for around a hundred bucks. They give better sound and picture quality because they're throughly gold-plated, unlike those three-dollar, cheapy-poo poo ones.

Our brave boys. :patriot:

I read yesterday in the Daily Mail that an Englishman got two years for spraying paint on a mosque, yet when a muslim spraypaints "Islam will prevail" on a war momument they get two months. This country is loving poo poo.

XenophobicAirport has a new favorite as of 09:58 on Nov 5, 2011

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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President Kucinich posted:

"Why does metroid have a gun on his arm?"

I think Zelda looks lame with his green tunic on.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Hello Something Awful! I registered just to post this thread and this will be my first post, hope you're all kind to newbies!!!! ^__^

ChlamydiaJones posted:

The Skyline GT-R is really kind of a dog when you think about it.

The Skyline GT-R is an awful car because it disconnects the driver from the driving experience. Give me an R33 with a manual transmision anyday. :smug:

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Wait, so does this mean time travel COULD occur?!

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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The only pokemon are the original 151. The new ones are lame and don't exist to me.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

Hey guys. Guys. Guys guys guys guys guys GUUUUUUUYS!!!

MY GIRLFRIEND!

Fat - would not gently caress. Man girl goons look loving terrible.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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It's disgusting how footballers are paid more than doctors/nurses and other medical staff. One just kicks a ball around while the other SAVES LIVES GUYS! C'MON!

XenophobicAirport has a new favorite as of 18:40 on Jan 7, 2012

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Woah, there's a front page?!

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Socialism is bad. You know who else was part of a socialist party? Yeah, that's right: HITLER! :colbert:

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Calling Gypsies "A bunch of backwards thieves" isn't racist. They aren't even a race. What are you, retarded?

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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How much alcohol is it safe to drink while pregnant? My girlfriend is 6 months in and we've been drinking about half a bottle of Jack Daniel's a day. Is this okay?

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Anyone know where I can get some aim-hacks for Counter-Strike: Source?

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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TwoPair posted:

So the thing about the Zelda timeline is...

Has anybody worked out the Mario timeline yet?

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Lesbians are awesome, but gays are gross.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Mass Effect 3's ending.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Marmite tastes great!

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Guys, I'm turning here because I don't know where else to go about this. This might sound odd and I think it's okay because we're not blood related but I am really hot for my step sister. For the longest time, I've been debating in my head about how to ask her if we can be more than friends. How do I go about this?

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Cup of Hemlock posted:

This is how I feel about regular soda and diet soda.

You may as well be putting a gun to your head if you drink diet soda because it has aspartame in it. Enjoy your cancer.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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In theory communism works....

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Guys, I've been trying for a while now but no matter how hard I try I just can't seem to form a Pony Tulpa. Any help? I really want to be with Rarity.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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All the feminism movement is trying to accomplish is to wrangle-away the rights of men and create an unequal society where women have more rights. Equallity my rear end.

WOMEN PRVILEGE.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Anita Sarkeesian.

XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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Often, I listen to Dr. Dre's "The Chronic", and consider it the epitome of music.

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XenophobicAirport
Dec 15, 2007

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I really like the new Dante in "Devil may Cry". Ninja Theory really did the series justice.

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