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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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I don't vote.

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Cup of Hemlock posted:

All the candidates are exactly the same anyway.

If by "all the same" you mean "all Reptilians."

:tinfoil:

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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nosebro posted:

Hey, folks! Which Let's Player's voice do you think is the hottest?

All of them. All of them are. That's why I write fanfics about them.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

Coming from a person that doesn't understand that not only is one exclamation point the wrong punctuation for that sentence, but uses three of them. Way to fail second grade grammar, kid. How did you graduate kindergarten?

What kind of bullshit, new age feel-goodery did you go to that held a graduation for kindergartners? Was it really that difficult for you and your classmates to move up from fingerpainting to learning the alphabet? Jesus christ, the education system is broken.

Teachers should still be allowed to hit kids that are being brats. Kids these days are going to grow up to be huge pussies.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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It looks like a turtle without its shell.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Peanut President posted:

Basketball is fake.

Sports are literally ONLY for idiot meatheads who are also all deeply closeted homosexuals.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Well I just took a linguistics/social justice class and

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Everyone needs to QUICKLY check their goddamn privilege. :tizzy:

not everyone can have a computer to learn sciences on

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Jon Pop would make a good father.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Solopism.

E:

TwoPair posted:

I don't think that was a very good episode of [INSERT POPULAR TV SHOW HERE]

Conversely, I thought that was a suspenseful and well-written episode of Dexter.

QuickbreathFinisher has a new favorite as of 00:09 on Sep 15, 2012

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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DicktheCat posted:

I drive better when I'm high on crack!

Literally all people who use any drug (including pharmaceuticals) deserve to die of an overdose. Whitney Houston had it coming.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Venture Bros is stupid.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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James Bond is a rapist.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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All exotic animal owners, by virtue of their having an exotic animal as a pet, are animal abusers.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Let me tell you about my personal timeline of the Legend of Zelda series.

Hint: It ignores all press-release info because I know much better than the foolish game designer idiots. I am spirit bonded to the King of Red Lions and my therian form is part Octorok and part Kaepora Gaebora.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Super subtle, wait till you see it.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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internet celebrity posted:

The written language is constantly evolving and txt speech is the next logical step.

If you abbreviate anything in a text message, you are personally responsible for hastening the decline of Western civilization. For every "lol," a country falls.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Do you wipe sitting down or standing?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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duralict posted:

Is that a man or a woman?

It's a tranny.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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It is wrong to identify with any gender.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Bacon is overrated.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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the holocost was funny

e: to see irl, not in like, movies.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Orange Harrison posted:

Treasure Planet was an expensive failure that heralded Disney's discouragement from specializing in traditional animation. People who claim to like it are only doing so to scrape the bottom of the barrel for more male protagonists to write gay fanfiction about.

Hey, can you stop kink-shaming? Some of us just really love to read erotica about Long John Silver loving Vinny Santorini from Atlantis: the Lost Empire.

To make fun of it, of course.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Hey, I know this has nothing to do with anything, but tell me all about your redtext.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

There's nothing wrong with saying 'die cis scum', if you're offended then you're the scum :smug:

That is literally so ironic.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Due to taking a freshman-level physics class and skimming part of an article discussing an assigned-reading article about Hugh Everett, I know that there are infinite parallel universes, each with a slightly different world. Because of this, there is incontrovertibly a dimension in which Pokemon are real.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Invader Mat posted:

I saw a Shrimp and Cheese dish on the menu of the restaurant I went to last night. We must band together and end this atrocity!

Commercial shrimping is literally destroying the ocean.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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I will never understand the appeal of Frogman. He's just a fat spooner with a beard in a bear hat with unfunny text written over his pictures.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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QueenQuintessence posted:

Men are just jelous because they will never be able to create life like us.

I'd much rather be able to pee standing up and be susceptible to getting kicked in the balls than have to bleed once a month for much of my adult life and push a living creature out of my genitalia, thanks.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Kuiperdolin posted:

You forgot being physically stronger.

Look at this guy who thinks he is literally stronger than a female bodybuilder.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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As a gay man I reserve the right to be a misogynist because

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Hey goons Amanda Palmer exists.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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syscall girl posted:

...Fairuza Balk amirite? :circlefap:

No you're not, she's like 3/10 at best, especially with her weird rear end hair in that movie. Wouldn't give her raggedy rear end the time of day.


Side note, the replies to my threads in E/N and YLLS about getting women so I could score weren't very helpful, does anyone know how I can bag one? I'm not trying to get a supermodel; in fact, I usually go for women a bit below me on the attractiveness scale and it still doesn't seem to work. Any ideas?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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I'm Catholic and

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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I just want to sit around all day jerking off a bunch of thinly veiled conservatives.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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I'm gay but I'm not one of those gays.

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Sep 28, 2008

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Konstantin posted:

I'm not gay, I just like to have sex with other men. It's not gay if you're on top and you don't kiss the guy.

It's not gay if no one smiles.

Sometimes all a straight man needs is a good, dispassionate, stonefaced hardcore buttfucking session with a male stranger to get his sexual mojo back on track. It works out great, since every gay man wants to gently caress literally every male they see, all the time, regardless of age, attractiveness, or current relationship status.

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Sep 28, 2008

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Pththya-lyi posted:

Crossposting from the D&D Pictures thread to here, where this belongs:

Dumb and bad post hth.

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Mods namechange me to Pacific Rimjob tia.

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