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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Jimmy Carter was the best president we ever had.

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Punk is dead.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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After having learned of anime I feel that nuking japan was the correct response.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Europeans are infinitely inferior to Americans.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Adus posted:

TF2 sucks ever since it went F2P.

The Heavy is the best class and if you don't like it's because you suck.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Arrhythmia posted:

Mods, why did you probate me there? I didn't break any rules!

That mod totally hates me because I :iceburn:ed him once. He's a little bitch.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

real edit: whoa I didn't know you could do that!!!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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ChlamydiaJones posted:

NASCAR isn't really racing.

Wow, just wow.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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In It For The Tank posted:

loving '11s keep making GBS threads up this topic.

Wow that's really ironic!

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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lidnsya posted:

Swearing shows a lack of intelligence and class.

gently caress off you stupid bitch.

Iced Tea is the best way to drink tea, btw.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Hey I know this isn't the right thread but I really need some anime, anything will do.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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^^^ It's all a Jewspiracy.

Get it? It's a anagram of Jew and Conspiracy.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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You know who really needs a good what for?

Europe. Get a job, you lazy greek fuckers.

edit: whoops I double posted quote != edit

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Pierzak posted:

You mean "the final solution"? If you say anything bad about Jews or about people liking Jews you're literally worse than Hitler.

WHoa you watch MLP too??? I fuckin love that show!!!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Pick posted:

The fact that Reagan is remembered more fondly than Carter is proof that Americans don't want responsible presidents, they want aggressive, jingoistic circlejerks.

:hfive:

Let me tell you about my politics and why I'm correct in all things,

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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dpush posted:

"Hey man, did I leave my tobogan at your house?"
"Why the gently caress did you bring a sled to my house?"
"Sled? A tobogan is a hat dumb rear end!"

Wow you and your friends are sooo wacky :jerkbag:

Let me tell you about why Soccer is dumb and also dumb. You see, when the Eagles signed Wayne Gretzky to left back it was the stupidest thing ever, and I know because I play for the Raiders and you suck and the Jets are so good and you're team is dumb,

Peanut President has a new favorite as of 07:59 on Jan 7, 2012

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Firefly.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Kung Food posted:

So you're working out and getting buff so you are strong to do what?

"Getting women" as if they are objects to do what? gently caress them and forget about it? Some life. "Getting women" improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being "playa"s. Who gives a drat about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment?

Video games are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form - by playing through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, loving some chick, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a night.

You get the benefit of enjoying an experience that billions of people haven't already done to death. You get the benefit of enjoying an art form. Notice here that I am not approaching games as some h4rdc0r3 EL THREE THREE TEE jerk - I'm going about it in ways much like a movie buff would appreciate film. For tangible benefits, in competitive games, you are constantly pushed to not only complete a task, but learn to do it better and better. You learn to be quick on your feet, smart, and precise.

Oh, and popular television gives you a point of conversation with the lowest common denominator of people. And we all know that mediocrity is something to strive for, am I right?

Still owns after all these years.

quote:

gently caress those dirty wetbacks, somebody think of the poor oppressed Palestinians!
What a niggardly thing to say.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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^^^

BananaNutkins posted:

Raptors had feathers.

Wow, check out this idiot and his dumbass regdate.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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dpush posted:

Seems like I hit a nerve there.
Man its cold outside. Better put some snow boards on my hands and zip up my long sleeve ice skate. gently caress I hate the south.

Why don't you burn down my hometown about it, fascist.

LF was the best forum on this whole drat website.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Guys can we stop derailing and talk about what's really important? How many dicks the Patriots can suck.

It's all of them

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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RandomFerret posted:

poo poo, this thread really has gotten too meta. I can't tell who's posting off-topic and who's just staying in character

:goonsay:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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MillionDollarMurray posted:

or Sid Vicious.

Sid Vicious loving owned until he broke his leg in the ring. :911:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Y'know, who cares if Joe Paterno was literally a child rapist who aslo murdered and ate children, he was a good football coach drat it. He won TWO national titles in his 700 year reign as king of Pennsylvania State Football, that's way more important. Of course, since Paterno invented football, and the 4-4-2, he would be great.

I think he should go in the "Child Rapists Who Were Good At Popular Things Hall of Fame" along with Michael Jackson, JJ Abrahms, and Ronald Reagan.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Pick posted:

Freckles actually happen when an angel inserts its proboscis in order to extract the sin from your body. That's why redheads always have so many--they're all Irish.

I don't think you "get" this thread, honey.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Zero Star posted:

you're all massive shitweasels

loving douchenozzles, the lot of you

Yeah well gently caress you buddy!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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I used to think UFC was real, like Pro Wrestling, but then I found out it's fake, like Boxing.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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my pog boyfriend posted:

Futurama is okay, but it's not nearly as funny as, say, Family Guy.

Futurama sucks on Comedy Central, just like MST3K.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Devil Wears Pravda posted:

I'm sorry, it's just a fact: Asians have a natural talent for violin.

Mods, ban this racist chucklefuck, tia

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Listen :fella:, Its totally fine if you wnat to :airquote: :iceburn: :airquote: me but do you have to be so :smug: :smugdog: :smugbird: :smugdroid: :smuggo: :smugteddie: :viggo: :smugspike: about it? I didn't know that I'm not allowed to say lulz here. God you guys are a bunch of facsists (:china:).

:frogbon:

holy poo poo why are there so many smug emoticons

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Devil Wears Pravda posted:

straight-out gay.

Please don't sign your posts.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Pick posted:

By referring to it as irony when it's not irony, it's ironic!

This but unironically.

I rated this thread 1, goin hog wild!!!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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shipwrek posted:

American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's loving close to water.

Seriouspost: :drat: I am stealing that.

American beer owns, oh you thought I meant Budweiser? :smuggo:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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If that's the case, I speak probations.
Mods?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Breetai posted:

I'm no homophobe, but I'd never knowingly have sex with a transsexual.

There's a tranny at work that's so annoying. I just want to take a wrench to her. Oh you thought I was talking about a person? Now who's stereotyping??? :smuggo:

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Lazy Programming posted:

I would happily let ponies back if it meant banning Homestuck.

Let me explain the deep storyline and interesting characters of Homestuck. You see it all starts wi

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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pointers posted:

Keeping your wallet in your front pocket is weird and probably uncomfortable.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Mach5 posted:

I find it disgusting that we are spending any money at all exploring outer space when all that money could be better used helping people down here on earth.

:lol: D&D is the worst.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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If a male MLP fan is a brony, is a female mlp fan a hoeny?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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DrProsek posted:

I found something worse than '03s, it's '11s. Seriously, just ban everyone who registered in 2011.

You have a lot of room to talk DrProsek, or should I call you "Yoshifan69"

You see, I've been doing a little digging on you and I know all about your erotic fan fiction. My 50 paragraph essay follows.

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Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

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Breetai posted:

The Beatles were much better when their music was wholesome pop, and that psychadelia crap they got into later pretty much killed them as a band.

It pretty much killed them in real life too. Drugs are for losers.

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