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Low-flush toilets are perfectly adequate for any normal fecal load.
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Oct 19, 2011 23:38
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There's no substantive difference between women liking slash/gay porn and guys liking lesbian porn.
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Oct 20, 2011 00:18
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The trend of making the ankles looser on boots is just pandering to the tragically be-cankled who will never look good in boots anyway. It must be stopped.
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Oct 20, 2011 00:41
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Sex ed class should be required in American public schools, and somewhere early in the semester it should provide each and every student with either a tasteful pocket vagina or a silicone vibrator (whichever the student prefers) as well as a guide on how to use it properly.
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Oct 20, 2011 00:57
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Hobbes wasn't real.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:15
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Practical Demon posted:Then who wrote Leviathan? Ghosts, which are real.
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Oct 20, 2011 02:43
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Dragon Age II is my favorite video game. 
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Oct 20, 2011 04:48
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Chemistry is more applicable than physics and is therefore a better major.
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Oct 20, 2011 16:19
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Science-based policy designs should be left to scientists. Star Trek Nemesis was just Wrath of Khan with better special effects.
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Oct 21, 2011 00:29
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Open relationships don't go wrong if both people are sufficiently mature.
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Oct 21, 2011 04:10
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Another Person posted:Stephen Fry and QI are not in any way entertaining. Alan is the only thing that consistently makes the show work, and I like him better now that he no longer feigns ignorance. However, the only episodes really worth watching are those with David Mitchell, Dara O'B., or Bill Bailey.
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Oct 21, 2011 21:04
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Black Books is just ripe for slash! (My fingers are burning.)
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Oct 22, 2011 05:11
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He should have told me he was sexually abused before we started our relationship! I dumped him immediately.
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Oct 23, 2011 22:21
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Monsanto can't be blamed for reacting to market forces. The Middle East is literally 100% useless desert and has no domestic industries except camel mining; anyone who fights over it is a moron who is blinded by zealotry. Money is the correct Christmas gift because it has the most $:[item] utility. More protagonists should be proactive not reactive, which automatically means libertarians. You're his girlfriend! You're supposed to be there for him, NO MATTER WHAT.
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Dec 25, 2011 20:44
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The prequel to The Thing was actually a really good film, and it would have been successful if dorks didn't have such a boner for pre-judging films via intentionally and maliciously misinterpreting pre-release material.
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Dec 28, 2011 07:03
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Chili really needs beans.
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Jan 2, 2012 01:54
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Peanut President posted:WHoa you watch MLP too??? I fuckin love that show!!! The fact that Reagan is remembered more fondly than Carter is proof that Americans don't want responsible presidents, they want aggressive, jingoistic circlejerks.
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Jan 2, 2012 06:34
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vxskud posted:I think Zelda games are boring I don't know man, that Zelda guy is pretty hot  .
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Jan 2, 2012 10:26
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Calm down, ya'll.
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Jan 4, 2012 09:14
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Majestic Bear Song posted:The word "y'all" should never be used to refer to an individual, it is only used to describe groups. Irregardless, it is in common usage, hence it is part of a legit seachange.
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Jan 4, 2012 10:08
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I love looking at art blogs. There are so many good drawers!
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Jan 9, 2012 03:17
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I may not agree with all of the US's policies or some aspects of its cultural bent, but if any country is going to be the world superpower/mighty world police, it should be the US of A. Does anyone know where Margaret Thatcher is buried? Is it true her grave is right next to Gorbachev and Nancy Reagan?
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Jan 24, 2012 12:14
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I hate it when women tell me about their sexual abuse history right at the beginning of our relationship. I hate it when women keep secrets about their sexual history from me until we're already in a relationship!
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Jan 25, 2012 21:25
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Ambiguatron posted:As long as you don't kill the pony and eat it after spending your seed in it, it's all good. It's in the Bible. Yes, but is it art?
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Jan 26, 2012 11:06
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I heard artificial sweeteners give you space cancer. I would never feed them to my child. I might feed them to your child though. You know, if he throws a tantrum. Anything to get them to quiet down is fair game in my book.
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Jan 26, 2012 12:38
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Freckles actually happen when an angel inserts its proboscis in order to extract the sin from your body. That's why redheads always have so many--they're all Irish.
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Jan 26, 2012 16:41
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Peanut President posted:I don't think you "get" this thread, honey. Man, just you wait 'til I'm home from work and can scour my Tumblog, 'cause I got a cat macro that's gonna shut you down  .
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Jan 26, 2012 17:09
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Tent City jail doesn't sound so bad. I love camping! Plus women's jails aren't really jails. They're more like porno resorts where nothing goes wrong. Unless by wrong you mean sexy wrong. Also, St. Paul is way better than Minneapolis.
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Jan 27, 2012 11:07
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Ambiguatron posted:Look at you promoting rape culture, I bet you beat off to the rape scene in Irreversible. Geez, you don't have to be so touchy, I never said Minneapolis was bad. Stop ad hoc strawmanning my ex post facto ratione soli reductio ad infinitum. QED.
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Jan 27, 2012 13:24
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Peanut President posted:I used to think UFC was real, like Pro Wrestling, but then I found out it's fake, like Boxing. omg "borxing" isnt capittilized ur such a MORAN hahahaha
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Jan 31, 2012 18:30
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Ravenous is the best movie ever made. If you disagree you didn't "get" it.
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Jan 31, 2012 22:55
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Vicas posted:I still haven't played skyrim much, I just didn't think it was that interesting. I am really glad I got Skyrim, because after beefing up my computer so it could handle the high settings, my replays of Dragon Age 2 ran like a dream.
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Jan 31, 2012 23:18
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We could really use some more Mass Effect emoticons.
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Feb 5, 2012 23:01
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Oh my god, what kind of monster are you, posting a .gif of a cat mildly inconvenienced!!?
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Feb 7, 2012 01:00
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Luckluster posted:The term "love" does not apply to the relationship you share with your cat. You don't love him; he does not love you back. If you died in your apartment your cat would eat your tongue and eyes before anyone found you. My cat was declawed by his first owners--first declawed cat I've ever adopted. Now I can see some of the upsides but I think it turned him into a big ol' homo  .
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Feb 7, 2012 03:30
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long tim lurker firs time poster! be nice!! :))))
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Feb 7, 2012 18:00
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By referring to it as irony when it's not irony, it's ironic!
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Feb 8, 2012 01:41
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Everyone knows Budweiser is a Czech beer. All else is falsified American swill.
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Peanut President posted:Let me explain the deep storyline and interesting characters of Homestuck. You see it all starts wi You are the 13-year-old heart to my rhombus, please post chatlogs with me . We can summarize them at the end for the slowbies.
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