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Steve Jobs was kind of a dick.
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Harley's are overpriced, leaky, lifestyle statements for over privileged over paid yuppies with nothing better to work towards than aspirations of not being sheep.
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Oct 20, 2011 04:40
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Batman is a pissy little bitch. Couldn't even protect his own parents.
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Oct 20, 2011 04:47
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I really don't mind a good thread derail, amirite? guys??
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Oct 20, 2011 16:09
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NIckleback are the single greatest contributors to modern musi-- gently caress. Nope, cannot do it. I'm out. 
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Oct 20, 2011 17:32
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sick trigger posted:buffy is the best thing joss whedon has ever done So what? I don't even OWN a television.
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Nov 18, 2011 17:46
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my pog boyfriend posted:Smash Brothers is not a little kid's game and if you're not willing to go all the way and play like a pro you shouldn't even bother. I don't need to play too be an expert; I've watched all the LP's.
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If you're not drinking to get hammered what's the point of drinking at all? Also; gently caress you! I can handle all these beers and more.
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Feb 7, 2012 23:26
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American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's loving close to water.
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Feb 8, 2012 06:44
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The USA is kinda alright. Except for Texas. Texas is a douche. Also, Montana.
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Apr 4, 2012 22:28
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I work for the government and let me tell you what we're doing with your tax dollars.
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May 8, 2012 23:16
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I don't understand the previous several posts. Could you please explain in great painstaking detail?
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Jun 7, 2012 19:12
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:You illiterate scrub. How could you not have read Phillip K. Dick's seminal novel A Brave New World? Where can I pirate the audio book? Good authors need to starve or else they just go soft.
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Jun 7, 2012 22:20
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Gay Abortions posted:Google Ron Paul Use Bing, Google is so 2008.
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Jun 27, 2012 18:40
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Jun 27, 2012 18:59
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Gay Abortions posted:A lot of you need to stop taking this thread so seriously. You, Gay Abortions, are clearly not thinking of the children. For shame.
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Sep 17, 2012 16:45
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redmercer posted:As a veteran, I put my life on the line to defend your right to say the Holocaust never happened. Why waste it? Being an animal doctor does not make you special, or anyone of those other old people I see at the legion hall when I need a cheap drink.
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Oct 21, 2012 05:11
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This derail has me so buttfrustrated but mad posting is bannable so I just want all of you to consider yourselves deeply chastised by my searing wit and endless Internet knowledge.
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Apr 5, 2013 04:04
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I'd like a long winded explanation of everyone's opinion on poutine.
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Apr 7, 2013 06:47
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A Memorable Name posted:People are starving and oppressed in third world countries and you derail the thread over this? Its well known that starving and oppressed people eventually make the best atheletes. Its a gift and they should thank GOD.
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May 17, 2013 15:46
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Gay Abortions posted:I hate pedophiles and anyone who would take advantage of children in the following very specific ways that I need to describe to you for some reason. Back in my day pedophiles had manners enough to drive around in windowless late model vans and ice cream trucks only. As kids we knew when we accepted that free candy what we were signing up for.
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May 24, 2013 04:02
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Peanut President posted:This post is not of very high quality I want to speak to your manager. Very Good, Ma' am. I'll see if he's available. *straight to hold muzak, goes on break for 20 minutes*
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May 30, 2013 22:44
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Orange Harrison posted:I wasn't talking about a game console, I was talking about Xbox One. Oh Snap! oh snap is a thing still, right?
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Jun 12, 2013 22:47
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:It's not gay if no one smiles. Oh great, rape jokes. 
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Jun 17, 2013 18:43
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I feed my dog whatever cheap food is on sale at the dollar store.
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Jul 2, 2013 23:23
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DStecks posted:Sorry to break character, but why is Pacific Rim a can of worms? Meta-troll spotted!
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Jul 3, 2013 01:40
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Fister Roboto posted:tl;dw tl;dr
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Jul 4, 2013 21:05
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Gay Abortions posted:The original Hebrew and Greek, obviously. Translations are always flawed. Shut up. God is white, has perfect teeth and hair out of a shampoo commercial.
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Jul 10, 2013 17:19
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Peanut President posted:That's racist. Skittles to a gun fight, yo.
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Jul 15, 2013 23:02
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Wait, I thought Billy Beer was that dead prick with a beard who shilled some crap cleaning product?
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Jul 30, 2013 18:10
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syscall girl posted:You just need a black friend to authorize you to say 'nigga'. You can't say that word! You can't type it or think it or anything! Just by having it there in print you have literally hitler raped my visual cortex.
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Aug 7, 2013 18:17
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This is NOT a discussion thread you guys. Quit replying to each other and just post worm can opening stand-alone statements. Shibe so frustrated. wow.
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Aug 28, 2013 18:38
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Ban all alcohol. Prohibition will work this time I swear. Syria. I'm not in the military or 'merica but I didn't sign up for this.
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Sep 3, 2013 17:57
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LaughMyselfTo posted:There is no such thing as a matter of opinion. Everything is an issue of absolute truth, even "which flavor of ice cream is the best". Mint Chocolate chip in a waffle cone or I'll fight you IRL.
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Sep 16, 2013 20:45
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ddinkins112 posted:Fixed that for...me, I suppose. Yeah, but my point still stands. Don't watch TV; wake up sheeple! Sheeple is a word only sheeple use on other sheeple. Sheeple.
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Sep 19, 2013 23:01
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I am white knighting vapor pens for the people! They're completely safe and scent free! *blows vapor in your face*
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Sep 24, 2013 23:21
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I have a complete understanding of the trials and tribulations of the gay community because I have a third cousin who lives in Toronto and he's gay.
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Sep 27, 2013 18:08
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Females. I know, right?! Speaking of painful things, I think I'll go defend Cesar Millan in pet island.
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Oct 10, 2013 17:11
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As someone who can afford to take six months worth of holidays a year I suggest you lot find better jobs. Simple.
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Ork of Fiction posted:Maybe you think you're in a different thread? Holy poo poo you're old.
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