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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
I'm socially liberal and fiscally conservative

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
I'm a confurvative

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
im gay

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Ronnie James Dio was the better lead for Black Sabbath

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Lady Gaga

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Let's not forget the laughable Xhosa girl Nongqwause

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Fat people

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Thread was better before the warning

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Jack MacAskill posted:

Maybe if you trust a computer filthy robot with your safety.

edit: Added techno-racism, I'm that ahead of the game. :smuggo:

Gawdam bitbacks!

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Riding a motorcycle is just a shortcut to organ donation

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
I was a hipster before it was cool

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Cabbage has a soul.

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Idiocracy is a prophetic movie

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Don't be so niggardly

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
I painted my DeLorean

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Jack MacAskill posted:


When those goddamn '12s show up I'm selling my account.

It'd be pretty cool to have a regdate from the year the world ends

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

PalmTreeFun posted:

Scotland is not a real country. You are an Englishman with a dress.

Neither tartan nor kilts date from the time of William Wallace #fuckscotland

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
If you think there's a difference between a stripper and a hooker you don't have enough money

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
If you're paying more than five bucks a handle for vodka you're getting hosed

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

fleshy echidna posted:

tranny

But seriously wanting to chop your dong off is exactly the same as wanting to chop your arm off and you should go get help :ohdear:

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

ToxicSlurpee posted:

If we ban gay marriage then pretty soon we'll have to ban straight marriage too. What then, huh? What kind of world would that be?

-Someone who's never been married

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Ambiguatron posted:

Let me explain the many levels of existence using Neon Genesis Evangelion as an example

Here, smoke this salvia divinorum and go experience another one firsthand

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Psalmanazar posted:

Airplane on a treadmill.

Helicopter on a turntable.

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Fiat money

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

frajaq posted:

Can you guys please stop beating this dead horse of a thread

Stop being such a niggard.

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Peanut President posted:

Guys can we stop derailing and talk about what's really important? How many dicks the Patriots can suck.

It's all of them

Sorry, you're looking for the Objective Truths thread

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Hitler was a snappy dresser and had great taste in drugs

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

MillionDollarMurray posted:

or Sid Vicious.

Or Dave Brockie.

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

rad1 posted:

Boise State deserves to be in the national championship game.

Wrong thread; absolutely nobody gives a gently caress about Boise

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Mister Blueberry posted:

My girlfriend eats chocolate to replace me. Is this normal?

No, normally they wait for you to marry them before they do that.

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
grover was right

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Peanut President posted:

[TELL] Me how to kill someone without getting caught.

1. Select a black victim

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
the marines in HL1 were smarter than the Combine in HL2, wtf?

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
You are all faggots of the highest order

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
*runs through the door, knocking it off hinges* I heard you guys were talking about Texas well Austin is different keep Austin weird *angina*

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Let me tell you what FYAD means to me

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

oddspelling posted:

If you don't vote, you are literally pissing on the graves of every American GI that died defending your freedom.

So, zero graves pissed on.

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Powered Descent posted:

It's not racist to say that there are no good rappers.

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Bucephalus posted:

I'm tired of drunks and potheads acting morally superior to me because I smoke cigarettes.

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They're not "acting" superior, you're literally stinking up the joint

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Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Sagebrush posted:

There is no valid reason for anyone but a policeman or soldier to own a handgun.

British police brutalize poors just fine without guns :colbert:

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