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Meat is murder.
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Anything released after 1994 isn't really metal.
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Nov 7, 2011 03:10
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Anybody that listens to anything through earbuds is a heathen swine that is only insulting every musician that ever lived. If you spent less than $200 on your headphones, you're doing it wrong.
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Nov 7, 2011 03:30
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Dross posted:Anything over 192Kbps is just a waste of space. I can tell the difference between 44.1 KHz and 96 KHz.
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Nov 7, 2011 04:48
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Pluto isn't a planet.
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Nov 7, 2011 23:04
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Paris Hilton is a good actress.
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Nov 10, 2011 14:39
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SomethingAwful isn't funny anymore. Anybody that registered after me is just ruining the site.
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Nov 11, 2011 02:22
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That rap music is nothing but clicks and whistles.
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Nov 11, 2011 09:43
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Jack MacAskill posted:Can't live with 'em, can't just pay for 'em no you got to dance around it taking them out places paying for their food buying them gifts but it's still fundamentally prostitution I mean come on. I immediately thought of this... Any man that is unwilling to spend less than three months' salary on an engagement ring is a cheapskate that obviously doesn't love you.
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Nov 13, 2011 17:51
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Canada isn't a real country.
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Nov 14, 2011 04:53
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Dude, old games suck so much. I mean, just LOOK at them. How can you play a game with such lovely graphics?
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Nov 14, 2011 07:56
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Lady Gaga has a penis.
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Nov 15, 2011 02:03
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Anybody that has a laptop obviously isn't poor and should quit complaining.
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Nov 16, 2011 00:31
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Print is dead. Anybody that believes otherwise is a backward neanderthal.
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Nov 16, 2011 00:51
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Any beer that costs less than $2.50 a bottle is inherently awful.
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Nov 17, 2011 01:53
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I drink port because I'm more sophisticated and refined than you heathens.
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Nov 17, 2011 07:00
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I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are black.
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Nov 19, 2011 00:08
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This cover I just recorded of Depeche Mode is totally original and will get me a record deal. Just wait and see. In a few years, you'll be begging for my autograph.
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Nov 20, 2011 07:22
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I have a pet tiger but I just can't take care of it any more. Somebody care to take it off my hands? I think it's still alive.
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Nov 20, 2011 12:31
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Bear Rape posted:If gays got married, the definition of marriage would be skewed! Next thing you know, people would be marrying animals, minerals, and abstract ideas such as sarcasm. If we ban gay marriage then pretty soon we'll have to ban straight marriage too. What then, huh? What kind of world would that be?
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Nov 21, 2011 18:23
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The Catholic Church should be punished for burning hundreds of millions of witches throughout history.
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Nov 25, 2011 01:20
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0.999999... does not equal 1.
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Nov 25, 2011 23:07
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Oh come on, he didn't do anything wrong. She was legal in Brazil.
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Nov 26, 2011 08:30
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Voted 5. Comedy gold!
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Nov 30, 2011 02:05
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Misandry is just as bad as misogyny.
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Dec 8, 2011 01:00
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I have two AK-47s, a Glock, a Desert Eagle, four live hand grenades, and a homemade flamethrower. You know, I can deal with a knife-wielding burglar in case one breaks in.
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Dec 26, 2011 05:05
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Robin Williams isn't funny at all. He's just a never ending stream of penis jokes.
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Dec 27, 2011 00:53
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Fronty Prongs posted:You're having an argument? On the internet? You need to try talking to a girl some time Hey guys. Guys. Guys guys guys guys guys GUUUUUUUYS!!! MY GIRLFRIEND!
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Dec 28, 2011 17:11
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I generally enjoy the Warhammer 40,000 fluff fiction but don't actually play the game.
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Jan 2, 2012 14:24
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Dark-skinned people are stained with the sins of their ancestors.
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Jan 3, 2012 02:18
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Bucephalus posted:That's what the "report" button is for. I hope somebody reports you and you get banned for that post.
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Jan 4, 2012 05:05
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Why don't you neanderthals quit grunting about all of this sports bullshit and actually read a book or something? Seriously, every sport is just a bunch of stupid, sweaty cavemen tossing a ball around.
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Jan 7, 2012 21:29
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Mach5 posted:Fatburger for life, yo. Any band created after 1992 is incapable of being metal. Just saying.
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Jan 9, 2012 23:34
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I'm Sephiroth in another dimension. I am the best sword fighter in the history of the whole universe. I won't even accept any challenges, as all challengers are beneath me.
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Jan 10, 2012 22:39
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Dinosaurs and humans coexisted. God just made the bones carbon date that old to test our faith.
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Jan 11, 2012 02:45
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If [insert race here] didn't want people to believe that stereotype, they'd quit acting that way. If they don't like people to say that sort of thing, they should police themselves and keep people from acting like that.
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Jan 11, 2012 23:36
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Counter-Strike is an accurate representation of how combat works in real life.
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Jan 22, 2012 19:19
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Hitler: did no drugs. Churchill: raging alcoholic, chain smoker. Vote for drunks.
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Jan 25, 2012 04:06
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Ambiguatron posted:Look at you promoting rape culture, I bet you beat off to the rape scene in Irreversible. Who doesn't?
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Jan 27, 2012 19:08
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RagnarokAngel posted:Invisible sky wizard. Invisible pink unicorn.
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