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dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out
Post your favourite photos that seem to be :nws: at first glance but are actually totally innocent!

Note: it's probably not a good idea to read this thread at work because if a passerby gets a glimpse at your screen they'll assume the worst.













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Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

:zombie:hiiitsss:zombie:
The classic:



And another:

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

I forget who it is that has this avatar but it makes me laugh every time.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Does anyone have the one of the three pigs?

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Potato Alley posted:

Does anyone have the one of the three pigs?

MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:



Sitting within touching-range of one of these lamps. Such a sexy lamp :smug:

Hugs Boson
Feb 3, 2011

Elementary.

Platinum Frog
May 14, 2009

It's the bicycle seat

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


Tibor
Apr 29, 2009

Nenuphar
Aug 19, 2011

Tikitok tikitok



And my favorite :

PalmTreeFun
Apr 25, 2010

*toot*

Nenuphar posted:

And my favorite :


It took me about 30 seconds to figure out what the gently caress was going on there. :psyduck:

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.

PalmTreeFun posted:

It took me about 30 seconds to figure out what the gently caress was going on there. :psyduck:

I still haven't figured it out.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

lifts cats over head posted:

I still haven't figured it out.

That's his head, not the biggest dick you've ever seen.

shizen
Dec 29, 2006

Tibor posted:



haha took me a while to figure this out

TShields
Mar 30, 2007

We can rule them like gods! ...Angry gods.

PalmTreeFun posted:

It took me about 30 seconds to figure out what the gently caress was going on there. :psyduck:

Mind helping me out? :gonk:

Edit: Oh, NOW I get it.. The redness kinda threw me off. I won't give it away for anyone else who wants to figure it out on their own.

lifts cats over head
Jan 17, 2003

Antagonist: A bad man who drops things from the windows.

Pick posted:

That's his head, not the biggest dick you've ever seen.

Haha, wow, finally figured it out.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Livingston posted:





This one looks completely innocent to me.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light


"Why, thank you, Timmy, for helping me carry my big log."

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Pick posted:

That's his head, not the biggest dick you've ever seen.

I still don't get why he has Crisco all over his back.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

SlightButSteady
Sep 13, 2007

Soiled Meat

RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004






dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

Great Beer
Jul 5, 2004

Tibor posted:



Ok, Im going to need this one explained. I dont see anything vaguely NWS about this one.

Maxy Boy
Sep 7, 2008

Great Beer posted:

Ok, Im going to need this one explained. I dont see anything vaguely NWS about this one.

The shadow on her leg makes it look like her dick's hanging out of her skirt.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Great Beer posted:

Ok, Im going to need this one explained. I dont see anything vaguely NWS about this one.
Look at her penis knee.

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl


:can:

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Stoatbringer posted:



Wasn't this done on purpose? Something about fertility and making Jesus' abs look like a big penis? Or was someone just joking about it?:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I read that it was the influence of the shroud of Turin as it made its way across Europe. Once it was canonized by the church as the real, factual image of Jesus Christ, every single thing in it became accepted as 100% correct. So you had stuff that was just a byproduct of the staining process being depicted as anatomical details, which artists would then faithfully copy from each other.

b0nes
Sep 11, 2001

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Bad Sneakers posted:



:can:

What's the story behind this?

I am Bob
Apr 29, 2009

Rentrent posted:

What's the story behind this?

Not 100% sure, but I think that is Lady Gaga, with what people thought was her penis popping out.

Blood Nightmaster
Sep 6, 2011

“また遊んであげるわ!”

Rentrent posted:

What's the story behind this?

Old Lady Gaga concert; her dress was a little too short and the way her crotch looked in it fueled a whole ton of dick rumors. Nobody really knows what the deal was that day in question--If I had to guess it was probably just a pad or something underneath nude underwear.

Content:



This one and that drat lamp in the OP used to get me pretty good.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Debbie Harry was in fact wearing tight purple spandex leggings here but it's not exactly clear in the black and white photo.



Edit:

Bip Roberts has a new favorite as of 05:54 on Jan 25, 2012

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

ASK ME HOW TO GET FREE BEER!
(THE ANSWER IS "CHEATING GOONS OUT OF IT")

Blood Nightmaster posted:

Old Lady Gaga concert; her dress was a little too short and the way her crotch looked in it fueled a whole ton of dick rumors. Nobody really knows what the deal was that day in question--If I had to guess it was probably just a pad or something underneath nude underwear.

She was wearing a :nws:C-String:nws:.

Zaekkor
May 12, 2010

Oh, let's break it down!

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE posted:

She was wearing a :nws:C-String:nws:.

Err... Does that involve... glue... Or graspable protrusions?

Im confused how that actually stays put!

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Otm Shank
Mar 5, 2005
Mir raucht den Kopf!!!

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