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You should probably have a lot of sex and just have new children. That's really messed up!! Everyone has soft floors due to water damage and laundry on the floors too. Maybe soap up the soft spots and leave the clothes on top to clean the clothes and also prevent more damage! Turn apples into lemonade please and have more childs
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 00:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 15:54 |
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So you have no job because you don't want your food stamps to run out, and your wife is skipping work because she's crying and creating water damage spots. And you can't find time to clean up??
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 00:44 |
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Make a box bed for the cat! Make a box bed for your kid. Make a box dress! Make a necklace out of a plate. Get a job. Paste foodstamps on the wall like a mosaic! Use your pony doll as a roomba. Get a reality show, call the cops and tell them they're stupid! Most of all make an internet thread and take a million pictures too. The world is your oyster and now you don't even have a shithead little kid to hold you back
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 00:56 |
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You could always sue pepsi too mate
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 01:04 |
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WNxOddJob posted:Thanks. The reason it never got moved out is because you are a lazy slob. That's also the reason your kids are being relocated. I hope that helps
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 01:10 |
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tworavens posted:You need to rent a truck and take at least half that poo poo to the dump. Your kids also don't have a place to sleep. That is worse then I keep my childless, single, goony bedroom. He doesn't have enough money to rent a truck after building such a boss rig. Priorities yall. He's on foodstamps
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 01:16 |
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I Ozma Myself posted:There were occasions where I might get up before my parents if I decided to be up at, oh, 5am- but my parents were run-of-the-mill normal South Dakota parents who got up when/before I got up and never let me wander the house alone, made sure I had breakfast, made sure I got out the door safely to school, and cleaned up the house appropriately before heading off to their respective jobs. The economic factors argument falls apart when the dude in question is running around Skyrim in glorious High def double monitor action thanks to his sweet new computer box purchased months ago
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 01:34 |
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WNxOddJob posted:Proved you wrong. Sorry, I'm busy attempting to fix my squalor problem so I can stop being a slob and get my children back and get my life back in order. I guess I take that a little more seriously than answering every neckbeard question on the internet. You are literally the worst person in the world.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 02:05 |
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Do the lot fees include your WoW subscription
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 02:17 |
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He also called everyone neckbeards
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 02:36 |
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I'm fixing the hole where the rain gets in, to keep my child from wandering
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 02:40 |
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I Ozma Myself posted:You must have missed the dusty vacuum cleaner in one of the living room shots. His dog is sick
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 03:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 15:54 |
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IrvingWashington posted:Well, sometimes they get up in the middle of the night because they had a nightmare. Luckily their response to this is normally not to get dressed and head to school. I don't really see the point of waking them up on a Sunday unless it's around 11am, because then I can say something annoying like 'rise and shine, sleepyhead' and get an awesome scowl/groan combo. While I love my kids, I also enjoy the quiet on weekend mornings when I can chill in bed and know I don't have to get up and get to work. Absolutely nobody cares and I'm curious as to how this applies to a 5 year old child
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2011 03:19 |