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This is the best/worst game ever and I encourage all goons to come join us at Something Lawful!
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Captain Swing posted:What does a man have to do to get one of these? Step 1: Buy a Nulander Pioneer Step 2: Pin criminal cars while they freak out on their mic. Step 3:  Step 4: Receive GM warning
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Dec 8, 2011 09:21
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TerminalSaint posted:And this ladies and gentlemen, is why APB is the best thing ever. I really need to get me in one of these missions before they patch the poo poo out it.
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Dec 10, 2011 20:20
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I had only known her for a brief moment, but I knew right away, she was the one. her name was xJillValentine and I knew our destinies were meant to intertwine and become one. The way she quick switched her sniper rifle made me weak in the knees, made my heart skip a beat... she was perfect. But I knew we could never be together, me being a black recovering drug addict turned cop and her being a young rich white Prentiss fresh out of the academy. We were just from two different worlds, society would never accept us. But if I couldn't have her.. no one could.. So I put this drug addled brain to work and the result was Operation Prentiss Princess, stage a simple robbery while she's on duty and let my criminals on the inside do the rest, cops die in the streets of San Paro everyday.  ROBBERY IN PROGRESS. ALL AVAILABLE UNITS RESPOND IMMEDIATELYThe bait was set, now all those punk crims had to do was finish it, but it's never that easy. Jill and her unit tackled and cuffed those criminals like they were amateurs from Banners and Bodybags and the ones that decided to run, well Jill's sniper rifle took care of that. I panicked, what if one of those crims gives me up, what if my whole plan is revealed? I couldn't let that happen, I had to take matters into my own black hands. I had to kill them all. So I put my Obama mask on, crept out of the shadows with my OCA Whisper  and laid waste to the whole crime scene. Everyone was hushed into eternal sleep before they knew what hit em.Good night sweet princess. Oh well, there's always Orlenz' Moretti's sister. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Basically xJillValentine got mad I TKed him at the end of a witness mission and exemplified characteristics to that of Fai serious and unfunny, so I went ahead and fixed that glitch. Sorry we only got room for one Fai.   But little did I know I was messing with the wrong person, he's got a case against me! Fake Edit: Also he's a racist homophobe who can't stand the fact that I'm a proud gay black man. If you're in Something Lawful you're gonna get TKed by BlackAttack from time to time. 
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Dec 13, 2011 15:04
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Tujague posted:You banned a new guy for getting mad because he didn't know that we can just kill each other whenever we want? We were on the end of a witness mission, asked him how much the stash was, no response. So with the last 5 seconds in the mission I killed him to check how much it was, just curious. Then he got all butthurt because I'm a TKer and he doesn't play with TKers, kicked me from group, calls me a human being, refuses to re-invite. Basically acting like any pubbie you'd find randomly in district chat. I don't know about you guys, but I like to play games with people who won't sperg over 1 TK, unless they're Fai, because I love Fai. Edit: Oh I TKed SnatchDuster too, but that's because he looked like a criminal. Also someone can just totally re-invite him, it's not like it really matters. red state bait fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Dec 13, 2011 |
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Dec 13, 2011 19:04
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I just want to clarify that I'm not actually gay for you. Oh wait yes I am, we can open up a pony ranch together! 
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Dec 13, 2011 23:01
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What else is there to do in APB? Also witness missions totally count, right guys? E: Quit changing your post Opinionated  What's the whole story? I TKed red state bait fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Dec 14, 2011 |
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Dec 14, 2011 00:34
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^^^ The sweetest hackusation of them all, you are now a true MLG!
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Dec 14, 2011 12:20
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ASS2ASS ))<>(( 
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Jan 27, 2012 07:44
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Goofballs posted:Quite a few of them it turns out feel the need to stream their matches and they're all in teamspeak or mumble or whatever with each other but their teamspeak is different to our teamspeak. Its more "OCA going northeast, lower tunnel" than "hahahaha I'm doing something to immensley irritate someone". If nothing else the organization is amazing, like individually you might beat one of them in a fight but that isn't going to happen. Sorry, we like to have fun at Something Lawful 
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Feb 27, 2012 00:47
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^^^ Yep! What's your in-game name? I can toss you an invite next time you're online.
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Mar 9, 2012 17:27
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^^ You're joking... right?
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Mar 13, 2012 08:48
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Oh looks like those gosh darn jerks at Something Lawful are at it again! And don't forget to destroy the evidence afterwards! 
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Mar 15, 2012 04:52
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Haukadalur Geezer posted:Log: [District][DragonGurl00]: why are u being so childish aslog ur a gold..... Because clearly threat level determines your e-honor, gosh what a jerk Aslog!
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Mar 15, 2012 07:38
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OrangeSoda posted:Good thing you quit!
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Mar 17, 2012 01:36
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Here's some footage from last night's goonstacking session. We need to see what the limit is, so far I think we hit 17?
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Mar 17, 2012 15:23
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Trogdos! posted:How'd you get the left thigh gun holster? Dual pistols look rad, but I can't find it/them anywhere, is it a leftover from RTW days or something? Yeah I think those are part of the tactical pack I bought on Armas awhile back.
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Mar 17, 2012 23:52
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Cabbit posted:Come on, that is some dumb pubbie poo poo right there. That's the joke, a pubbie wanted to join SL and get in on what he called "human being Tuesdays".
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So I was rummaging through one of the evidence lockers and found this really cool looking glowing barrel and I accidentally fell in. Is....is this normal?! red state bait fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Mar 20, 2012 |
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Mar 20, 2012 03:54
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Novasol posted:So tomorrow, I'll have enough cash to buy a 2-slot Vaquero. What do I decorate it as? You...you know those cost $100 to spawn right? You sure you want to make that kind of financial commitment??
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Mar 20, 2012 06:23
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But you're so sensitive about it, it's kinda hard not to. 
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Mar 20, 2012 06:36
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 Never Forget Fight consumerism! Dumpster dive with a Something Lawful member! 
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Mar 22, 2012 07:43
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Trogdos! posted:And this is why playing an enforcer is greatly superior.
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Mar 25, 2012 15:58
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Made Finn in the designer today, now I gotta work on a Jake!
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Mar 25, 2012 19:38
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All the cool kids are on Joker East playing enforcers!
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Mar 25, 2012 20:24
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In today's episode of "Pubbie Watch" we observe this poor pubbie trying desperately to reach his item objective and hopelessly failing. How did we get that item up there anyways?! 
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Mar 26, 2012 21:12
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mpyro posted:Aww. You should really just try out the "aimbot" for symbols, I bet you could knock out so many pony symbols, you disgusting man.
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Mar 28, 2012 17:29
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Mar 28, 2012 22:05
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M6thrXeat posted:Downloading APB and giving it a try, is the game mostly free roaming pvp sandbox or does it have more variety to it than that? It's got pretty limited gameplay to be honest. A handful of mission types you randomly get thrown into against the opposing faction or you can play Fight Club which is basically a TDM on a smaller map. But as you can clearly see here, the character customization is the best part of this otherwise terrible game! 
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Mar 28, 2012 23:32
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So I got real high today and made this  videoPlease enjoy it... or don't.
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Mar 29, 2012 05:26
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Freshout posted:I have stairs that lead to my house! <3 Fai Your first mistake is doing anything Fai says, but welcome to Something Lawful, I hope you enjoy role playing! vvv God Bless America 
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Mar 29, 2012 21:53
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mpyro posted:Do not listen to this man. Says the brony 
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Mar 30, 2012 03:00
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Eltoasto posted:I played for a bit but not with the SA guys because I figured I was low level and terrible. Is it ok to play with the goons if I am terrible? Also, are people in the US using that keycode link? Looks euro, but paypal should be fine. Don't worry, we're all terrible! red state bait fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Mar 31, 2012 |
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Mar 31, 2012 00:33
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^^^ Congrats! How much did you have to spend on boxes until you got it? Can you please answer in price of diapers and children's toys? Thanks!
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Zaodai posted:Ran into my first person who had a kill theme during a mission. It was a piano version of the trolololo song. He then got into his bright pink van with the troll face on the side and a U MAD? spray on the back. (And then my grenade went off and killed him.) Welcome to 
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Apr 2, 2012 08:36
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Forer posted:I think this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful relationship The dump truck is still pretty great, sadly they nerfed the acceleration a bit and made it harder for out of mission cars to damage each other, but it still works! Another fun trick is proxy killing people by ramming into a vehicle or object that they're standing behind.
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Edward_Lapine posted:"Something Lawful? More like Something AWFUL!" Never change pubbies, never change 
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We don't take illegal street racing lightly in Something Lawful
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Meis posted:I can't be alone here either. I think you might be
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