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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Scans of a new article and photos from Total Film magazine: That shot of Thorin is REALLY giving me a Gowron vibe. drat.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2011 00:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:10 |
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ComposerGuy posted:I refuse to see this as a bad thing. I don't, either. I know that Thorin is going to make those Misty Mountain goblins experience Bij!
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2011 20:01 |
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magimix posted:The Silmarillion I would watch the poo poo out of movie based on the antics of Fëanor.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2011 00:49 |
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I can't believe we have to wait a whole feckin' year. Oh, Lord. THE PAIN! That trailer -- especially the dwarf song -- was AWESOME.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2011 06:28 |
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Abnegatus posted:I ripped the dwarven singing and am giving all my fellow goons access to the tracks. One has an ending dialogue attached to it, the other has it without. Way cool, and I appreciate your doing this -- but I can't figure out how the hell to download that thing, and we wants it.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2011 07:47 |
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hepatizon posted:For those who are digging the Misty Mountains song, my heretofore favorite version was done by some nobody nerds: http://www.canopymusic.net/canopy/Misty%20Mountains.mp3 drat. They sound too girly. I can see the potential, but that needs to be sung by people in the bass-baritone range. People with huevos. Abnegatus posted:Re-upped and linked, so enjoy: Thanks, man! Nuggan posted:Radagast is alive during Lord of the Rings and I will be angry if this is changed. Hey, the bastard killed off Haldir, remember?
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2011 02:21 |
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Bingo. My dad read me The Hobbit when I was no bigger THAN a Hobbit. Then in the summer of 2001 he handed me Fellowship of the Ring. "This is a sequel to the Hobbit. A movie is coming out this Christmas. Read the book beforehand." When I was in the sixth grade, our English teacher, Mr. Compton (bless you Mr. C, wherever you are!) read to us after our lunch period. He first read to us "The Great Escape." (!) The next book he read to us was "The Hobbit." I'll never forget that, and I'll love that man till I die.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2011 06:43 |
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I always thought Tom Bombadil was just a hairsbreadth away from sitting back and saying, "whoa, DUUUuuuuuUUuude. That's some harsh stuff!" and letting out the most incredible breath of pipe-hemp smoke. I think the writers of "Bored of the Rings" pretty much nailed his character. It's not a far jump from "Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!" to "Toke-a-lid! Smoke a lid! Pop the mescalino! Stash the hash! Gonna crash! make mine methedrino! Hop a hill! Pop a pill! For old Tim Benzedrino!"
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2011 18:09 |
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Timby posted:Why were you being read to when you were in the sixth grade? It was a reward for the class behaving, and it was just... entertaining. Not that many kids were readers in the large sense, and Mr. C. was trying to expose them to some good stuff.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2011 04:53 |
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Cpt. Spring Types posted:I graduated from high school the year it came out, and it still makes me feel old thinking about it. People I graduated with have kids and careers now, and I'm like, "gently caress that, I'm still youn--poo poo I'm almost 30." Still, the nostalgia is one of the major reasons I'm excited for The Hobbit. Surely it won't be all that similar in tone with LOTR, but seeing all of the characters again looking exactly the same is some crazy poo poo. Screw you, I'm FIFTY. I also agree that "Beren and Luthien" would be a great flick.... But, drat, I wanna see Fëanor go all batshit.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2011 07:16 |
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Nilbop posted:I disagree I always thought the best Smaug voice actor would be Morgan Sheppard, (Gen. Trimble in Gettysburg, the first Soul Hunter in Bab5,). Morgan Sheppard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbo8cs58oY Soul hunter is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG0rjg74Zyk a nice talk with Sheridan at 15:00 but I love the exchange with Delenn starting at 20:00
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2012 04:51 |
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Kingtheninja posted:This talk of necromancers sounds pretty awesome, is this all within the hobbit book? I might have to finally get off my rear end and read it. I don't see a problem with him being "the Necromancer." No more of a problem than some guy only being known as "the Doctor" or "the Master," or some chick as "the Rani."
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2012 16:23 |
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canuckanese posted:According to the appendices Gimli would have been 62 at the time of the battle. Not sure about Legolas but probably 1,000something. Which is why I always twitched when Gimli said, "Let 'em go lad" LAD? Legolas was hundreds of times his age.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2012 00:00 |
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mind the walrus posted:YOU..... CAN NOT....... PASS! SHALL not. Edit: crap, beaten.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2012 21:54 |
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How could they not have Brian Blessed play Beorn?
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2012 00:53 |
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Kemchimikemkem posted:haha, what do teachers know anyway? My Grade 6 teacher was a really cool guy though and introduced me to Tolkien when he read The Hobbit to the class. I remember loving it so much, afterwards I was asking him about it and he was like there are THREE MORE BOOKS, A DIRECT SEQUEL. Holy poo poo, blew my little kid mind hearing that, and of course I went straight to the school library and took out Fellowship of the Ring. And it's still Bilbo but he's older and it's about his ring and nephew etc. Loved those books. Was your teacher Mr. Compton? That was MY sixth-grade teacher who read it to US.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2012 02:19 |
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:Someone just sent me this link which I thought was worth sharing. I dare anyone to listen to the whole 16:46 without Way cool, but I want my dwarven music to be deep, bass and baritone.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2012 03:03 |
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Above Our Own posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs6WYlXjAuI May be more your speed then. Eh. This one, however....
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2012 03:15 |
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Nuggan posted:THANK you. No one ever knows the difference. Heralds do.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2012 22:49 |
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Viridiant posted:I remember Tolkien writing pretty much exactly that in one of his letters. The influence of the ring was so strong at the Cracks of Doom that no one could have resisted it. All the more reason Isildur was such a major dick.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2012 04:27 |
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Jerusalem posted:Was Fellowship the first time a movie did the "The bad guy is such a loving BEAST that when he gets stabbed through the gut he just grabs the weapon and hauls himself closer" spot? Mordred and Arthur had that same thing in Excalibur (which you need to see right away if you haven't yet) over twenty years ago.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2012 19:20 |
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Gimmedaroot posted:Most of you probably know this, but the cool thing about Excalibur is the fact that it was made because director John Boorman was originally picked to make Lord of the Rings, but got hosed over in the rights. So he said: "Fuggit, lets just make a bad assed heavily fantasy oriented Arthurian movie that's dark and atmospheric." It is more magical and more graphically violent than any Arthurian movie that can before it. Yup. And the actress playing Ygraine -- the duchess of Cornwall who Uther sleeps with to produce Arthur -- is his DAUGHTER. Imagine directing your daughter in a balls-out-nekkid sex scene. Eeep.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 05:21 |
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wheatpuppy posted:However, he also bought Arwen's horse as a gift for Jane Abbot, Liv Tyler's riding double. She had fallen in love with the horse but couldn't afford it so he gave it to her as a surprise gift. THat was one of my favorite "feel good" moments in all the hours of supplementary materials -- watching Jane Abbot talk about how she put in a buy request on the horse, but KNEW she was WAY WAY WAY down on the totem pole list of people who might get him, and then she heard that someone "higher up the food chain" had bought the horse outright. And then Viggo goes up to her and gives him to her. :3
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2012 05:26 |
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Dan Didio posted:Isn't there a Goblin King in the Hobbit!? Oh, man. That would be the greatest ninja casting EVER.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2012 03:19 |
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Lasagna posted:I am not sure but I think that Isengard is the name of the place (narrow valley with river Isen and such), while Orthanc is the proper name of the tower. Isengard is what the humans call it, and Orthanc is what the elves call it.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2012 01:02 |
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Hamiltonian Bicycle posted:Not exactly - Isengard (Angrenost if you're an elf) is the whole fortress and semi-artificial valley, Orthanc is the tower. Argh! Dammit, that's right. I wish I could curse in Sindarin.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2012 05:38 |
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Wolfsheim posted:I can only assume that, had J.R.R. been able to finish his works, the unabridged Silmarillion would show that immediately afterwards Tulkas turned to the other Valar and said "Remind me again why we didn't do that ten thousand years ago like I said we should?" and then Manwe tells him to stop being such a smartass. I love your take on this. Mine is similar, but ends with Tuklas turning away from Manwe and the others and going off to Valar equivalent of the fridge for the Valar equivalent of a beer and muttering, "dicks."
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2012 21:18 |
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webmeister posted:Man, Silmarillion just has so many awesome moments. Even just thinking about that passage gives me goosebumps. Exactly. Which is why I >boggle< every time someone says that the Silmarillion would be a poo poo film. There are TONS of great things in there.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 02:05 |
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Oh, of course it needs to be a serial. There are so many stories that could be lifted out of it. Beren and Luthien ALONE would make a great flick.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 04:55 |
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redshirt posted:Sure, Orome scared a few, but most gathered round to hear some awesome campfire stories of huntin' n' poo poo. "...and hanging from the horse's bridle... was a STAINLESS MITHRIL HOOK~!"
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 13:46 |
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Oh, God. Check out the powerful orchestral version of the dwarves' "Far Over the Misty Mountains" chant that kicks in at about the 12-minute mark.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 02:25 |
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FrensaGeran posted:Then he raised up both his hands, and in one chord, deeper than the Abyss, higher than the Firmament, piercing as the light of the eye of Iluvatar, he sold a lemon. Oh, hell, yes. That works.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2012 01:57 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:I remember all the LotR soundtracks being released well before the film. Ditto for the Star Wars soundtracks. I remember all the hullaballoo when people bought the soundtrack to the first prequel months before the film was out, and found that one track was called "Qui-Gon's Funeral". Talk about spoilers!
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# ¿ May 9, 2012 04:55 |
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kiimo posted:I think of all things they nailed that the best and that is saying something. Torn straight from my mind's eye. Hope it didn't sting too badly. Er, Sting... too badly. But, yeah, I'm with you on that one.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2012 00:59 |
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What *I* want to see as a "third movie" is a version of the Hobbit that is really kid friendly, ignores all the LotR stuff, and just makes "THE HOBBIT" as the kid's book Tolkien wrote it as. That would be cool as hell.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2012 13:36 |
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You are a wonderful human being.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2012 22:42 |
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kiimo posted:Just sitting around imagining Bar Refaeli and Natalie Portman with giant beards. Hmmm. Slightly unsettling, yet still hot.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2012 18:54 |
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keep punching joe posted:Bombadil just wants to talk in iambic pentameter, gently caress Goldberry, and be left alone. As awesome as he is, he was too weird for the movies (and would also undermine the dramatic tension as millions of viewers would say... "hey just give the ring to this dude") Bombadil would have been great for a younger Tom Baker. Don't know who'd do him now. And, heck. Who would you cast as Goldberry? Effingham fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Aug 27, 2012 |
# ¿ Aug 27, 2012 21:59 |
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:It makes sense why they cut it out though. In the book we haven't heard from Frodo and Sam since the Orcs took him to the tower and Sam learns that Shelob didn't kill him. So to go into ROTK, and have this dude from Sauron say "The Halfling suffered greatly." and give up the Mithril shirt, it's a sock to the jaw. But the idea is that it's a sock in the jaw to Aragorn and the gang. Which it is.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2012 16:22 |
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Data Graham posted:It's kinda amusing to realize that at the time the book was written, "smog" didn't exist (or hadn't been coined as a term). Tolkien pronounced it "smowg." Modern day people are being RIGHT. And I STILL wish they'd just do a streamlined "Hobbit" that tells nothing more than the story of the book (complete with the "tra la la" elves) that we could show to kids, and have as "the story of the book" rather than the "story of the epic as Jackson extruded it." I like what Jackson does, but, dammit, I just want to see the Hobbit from my childhood without the Rankin-Bass musical nonsense. Effingham fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Sep 3, 2012 |
# ¿ Sep 3, 2012 17:09 |