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Nov 18, 2010

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Pretty nice trailer. I'm guessing that they're not actually going to show Smaug until the second film, so that we can build him up as a menace ala Sauron but without the constant "I'm an eye, what's up with that?" reminders.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Lizard Combatant posted:

Kids of the future are gonna be so confused by the way history and pop culture (no disrespect) become entwined. Wait, Hitler was real? So was he really was the cloned leader of a robot army?

It can't be any worse than Idiocracy.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Erwin posted:

Do the giant spiders in The Hobbit have any relation to Shelob? I always pictured them much smaller, like the size of watermelons, and basically unrelated to Shelob.

In the original (i.e., Pre-LOTR) story they're just some giant spiders, but they got retconned into being Shelob's offspring, much like Shelob is actually the child of the giant fuckoff spider Ungoliant from the Silmarillion.

They are supposed to be a lot smaller though.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Data Graham posted:

I must point out that Lilo & Stitch (released 2002) was originally scripted and very nearly completed with a climactic scene that involved a jetliner flying through a cityscape and I think maybe crashing into a building (or coming close). After 9/11 happened they pulled the fastest rewrite/rerecord/relayout/reanimation maneuver in living feature-animation memory, and no one was ever the wiser.

E: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op__y45ei0s

And then there's this, which was set to release like a day before 9/11:

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Nov 18, 2010

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kiimo posted:

So...are we still in the Fourth Age? Or did the Bessemer Process signify the Fifth Age?

One post and this is already the dumbest derail I can remember.

According to wiki Tolkein considered around when he wrote LOTR to be about the start of the Seventh Age.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Jesto posted:


A child in a non-speaking background role is a pretty small offender, though.

Especially since it's two different movies and something like six hours between them.

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Nov 18, 2010

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The Hobbit: Bilbo Begins.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Slate Action posted:

I mean, that marathon will be potentially happening for the first time around summer 2014, so that child could have been born in like 1996.

1998 if they're just getting their first summer job.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Jesto posted:

What would people have trimmed? Aragorn becoming King? The Hobbits returning to the Shire? Frodo leaving on the boat? The book passing from Frodo to Sam, as it passed from Bilbo to Frodo?

The last two, or at least that's what I would do. It'd be pretty easy to imagine Frodo just settling down in the Shire and smoking pipeweed for the rest of his days which is Good Enough for most audiences.

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Nov 18, 2010

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kiimo posted:

You jerks are robbing people of the best scene.




ImpAtom posted:

But it would have kind of missed one of the most important parts of the story and just made it 'and Frodo was awesome forever, the end!"

Okay, out of context of the rest of the film (and the film series) that scene is great, but in the context of the film it's an epilogue to an epilogue about a story line that is never really elaborated on in any of the movies (all we're told is "The Elves are leaving!" why? who knows. where? who knows. They're just leaving).

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Nov 18, 2010

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MANIFEST DESTINY posted:

Welp glasses are back to being for dorks again, better go order some contacts.

3D contacts would be pretty cool.

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Nov 18, 2010

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dpbjinc posted:

Wait, how does he fit in, or affect the story in any way? Didn't absolutely nothing of note happen before the company got to the trolls, I.E. a very long way past Tom's forest?

I just read the Hobbit and I don't remember Bombadil at all (unless he was the "yo don't drink the mirkwood river it's bad" guy).

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Nov 18, 2010

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Actually, scratch that - a goon would never leave the house to go on any adventures.

Bilbo really didn't either until Gandalf was all "oh god you're late it's time to gogogogogo".

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Nov 18, 2010

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Jesto posted:

I kind of hope they release an 'Original Edition' of the two films, before someone decided that there would be three instead. Just to see whether or not it was a bad decision, which one flowed better, where padding was inserted to meet the runtime and so on.

That's probably not going to happen, though. :(

There'll be a fan edit that cuts out anything seen as "added by Jackson" (and probably another one which cuts everything out but the original Hobbit story), some people will like it, and it will probably be paced awkwardly but it'll be more 'faithful' to the book so it'll be lauded by nerds as the 'true' Hobbit.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Gianthogweed posted:

Was anything like this done to LOTR? I don't remember seeing any highly lauded fan edits. Star Wars has tons of fan edits, some better than the movies that Lucas released, but it seems LOTR fans are happy to leave well enough alone.
Most of that is because most of the bad stuff is either already in the EE's rather than the theatricals or that the stuff Tolkien nerds want was never actually filmed(eg, the Scouring), as contrast to Star Wars which really just filmed too much poo poo (the prequels anyway).

The Hobbit falls more in the "filmed too much" section (especially if you're a book purist) so it's a lot more likely that it'll happen.

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Nov 18, 2010

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kaworu posted:

It's funny though, because next to the sketchy CGI you get stuff like the Balrog which looked incredible. I still remember the first time I saw that in the theaters in FotR, it was one of those rare moments where your jaw just drops because you know you're looking at something the likes of which you've never, ever seen created on film. And not only did it look fantastic, but it was also perfectly true to the impossible-looking creature that Tolkien describes. Kind of amazing that it was in the same film as Freaky Galadriel.

Except Balrogs don't have wings.

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Nov 18, 2010

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BobTheSpy posted:

Everyone on the IMDB boards already seems to loving hate this movie so much. Man, people judge poo poo quickly without actually experiencing it, don't they?

Fans of a franchise are on a whole always more bitchy than any critic. Ever.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Bongo Bill posted:

I hadn't realized that there are no HFR 2D showings. Now I'm conflicted. I hate 3D but I really want to see if HFR is any good. Why must you make me choose?

If the reason you hate 3D is the eyestrain, this is supposed to fix that.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Fought Foo posted:

it felt like LOTR with new characters.

That's not a bad thing for anyone in this thread.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Amethyst posted:

Uh, I don't know why you immediately jump to the conclusion that I want a completely literal minded adaptation simply because I expressed misgivings about the tone of the film. But hey, if you're absolutely dead set on painting anyone who isn't 100% positive all the time about this adaptation as some kind of immature baby, go right ahead.

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Speak for yourself. I'm not happy that one of my favorite childhood books is being adapted into something entirely different.

e: You're about one phrase away from using "raping my childhood" unironically.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Can anyone confirm that there's a HFR version of the film that's in 3D but not IMAX/fake IMAX? My theater is saying all the non-2D showings are HFR but I thought there was just a normal 3D version as well.

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Nov 18, 2010

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GordonTheDeadFish posted:

So it's confirmed where this film ends, with the company saved by eagles and heading off to visit Beorn. This has probably been discussed, but are there hints about where the split between 2 and 3 is?

It's probably going to be Smaug's death.

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Nov 18, 2010

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casa de mi padre posted:

I agree. It's pretty unrealistic that a bunch of manly men (or dwarvely dwarves) would go on a journey for so long without the company of women. Tolkien wrote these stories as war allegory. We all know what soldiers do to relieve some stress. Where are the whores? They don't have to show a bunch of dwarves gangbanging a woman, but they could've included a nice scene with a "pleasure wench" or something.

Didn't you know why they went to Beorn's house?

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Nov 18, 2010

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oswald ownenstein posted:

Jesus, 65% on RT. Is this movie really that bad?

I just want more LOTR. I'm not overly nitpicky, but at the same time, I won't like a turd like Prometheus just because I desperately want to like it.

Here's the top rotten review on RT:

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My first thought in watching “The Hobbit” was: Do we really need this movie? It was my last thought, too. Having powered his way through the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, which had its occasional majesties, director Peter Jackson now feels compelled to give us this prequel, based on the Tolkien novel that spawned the cult I never joined.

Whether this makes me the best or the worst judge of this movie I leave to others to decide. But I must confess that by the time the last of the “Rings” movies wrapped, I had had quite enough of orcs and dwarves and rings and Gandalf and Middle-earth. I even had my fill of Gollum. And so, wouldn’t you know, all of that and more – though with less effect – is present and accounted for in “The Hobbit,” which tells of the troll-infested exploits of hobbit Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman) in Middle-earth.

As a further lure, Jackson has even fashioned this CG-heavy film in 3-D and shot it digitally at 48 frames per second instead of the usual 24 f.p.s. (A 2-D, 24-f.p.s. version is also being screened.) Among other things, this supposedly enhances the clarity of the imagery, although why expend all that energy on imagery that isn’t inherently awesome to begin with? And did I mention that Tolkien’s novel is going to spawn two sequels? I suppose we should be thankful that Hollywood is trilogy-crazy these days and not quartet- or quintet-mad. Grade: C+ (Rated PG-13 for extended sequences of intense fantasy action violence, and frightening images.)

As you can see, if "I just want more LOTR" is your motivation you should be ok.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Bombadilillo posted:

Also as of the set out of the quest in FotR the audience has no idea there are flying mounts for the 9, so again, PJ didnt address the obvious question.
I don't think Isengard had really militarized at that point so it's not that far fetched to say that Eagles can "get wizard off of the top of a large building" but can't fight a dude with an enormous army.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Bombadilillo posted:


Sam: Can't the Eagles take us :swoon:
Elrond: Mordor has great beasts patrolling its skies, you would not slip through unseen.

But there's no way Sam could have known about the Eagles. Gandalf's whole shtick is not telling people how he did a trick and unless he told Sam there's no way that he would have known.

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Nov 18, 2010

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Quoting myself:

I can't wait for the Rifftrax of The Hobbit.

There was such a disgusting amount of unnecessary whimsy in that turd that it made Harry Potter movies look like nihilistic German cinema.

I'm sorry it didn't have the rape quota of a GRRM novel.

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Nov 18, 2010

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PeterWeller posted:

By "Star Wars of our time", I basically mean a genre trilogy that has pervasive and lasting influence, and I think The Matrix Trilogy fits that bill better than anything else in recent memory. It's, of course, an imperfect comparison.

The only lasting influence of the Matrix trilogy is that its creators got to have enough esteem to (co)direct Cloud Atlas and Speed Racer. it's not as though people are still making Matrix shirts like they are for Star Wars still.

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Nov 18, 2010

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MeinPanzer posted:

What about the Narnia movies? Those stand out most to me, though I guess they can be qualified as movies for kids.

Narnia's probably the best example of drawing from both LOTR and Harry Potter and not doing too well because of it.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Ave Azaria posted:

Sorry to say, but in terms of influence, the Star Wars of the 2000s was probably the loving Spider-man trilogy.

You could just as easily give it to the X-men trilogy/spinoffs.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Bombadilillo posted:

How many Harry Potter games have their been compared to LotR games? I can think of some horribly reviewed ones and 2 lego HP games.

There was one for every single Harry Potter movie (I think including DH 1&2), a few Lego Harry Potter ones, and some probably misc games as well.

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Nov 18, 2010

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ZeeBoi posted:

I was only slightly annoyed that Bilbo's discovery of the ring in The Hobbit was different than the one we saw in Fellowship.

It'd be kinda funny if we got an alternate version of events at the end of the 3rd movie ala Life of Pi.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Well, I just saw it again in HFR. Like everyone else, I thought it was kind of jarring at first, but I got used to it as the movie went on; I'm really glad that I saw it first in 2D.

Towards the end, I thought it really made things feel more real, sort of like a play. The (e.g.) wargs didn't look like actual dogs, but they looked like what a puppet of a dog might look like. Overall, I think Jackson can improve but I'm optimistic about the future endeavors of the format (if Cameron doesn't upset them with 60FPS).

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Nov 18, 2010

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Supernorn posted:

thanks for spoiling Life of Pi dude. I wasn't expecting that in a hobbit thread.

That's as much a spoiler as "The empire built a second Death Star" is a spoiler for Return of the Jedi.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Steve Yun posted:

Yes, a spoiler for a movie that's in theaters right now is the same as a spoiler for a 30 year old movie. Yes, yes.

Age is irrelevant.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Supernorn posted:

I'm not sure how pretty clearly spoiling the end of a current release movie really compares.

But I didn't spoil the end, I said that there was another story of events. I didn't say what the new events were, what the old events were, or how thematically it doesn't matter since the whole point is that you choose the story you want to believe in. Pi chose the original story, the investigators chose the second.

It's fair game for the Hobbit (film) to have spoilers because it's not a direct adaptation, most people haven't read the appendices, and things like Azog aren't in Tolkien media at all (and if you notice, most people have stopped spoiling it anyway).

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Nov 18, 2010

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Rapey Joe Stalin posted:

They wrote a script, worked out the filming schedule, found out they needed the same exact number of days to film it as they did on the first trilogy and broke it into three films.
I don't think that's unreasonable.

Plus there are clearly scenes that they did leave for the EE (there's a shot in the trailer of Bilbo looking at the broken sword that's reforged in FOTR).

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Nov 18, 2010

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TJO posted:

I found it bizarre when Azog put a price on the dwarves. Like, orcs have currency? An economic system? How much does Sauron pay? Are there farmer orcs and miner goblins and general economic producers? Blacksmiths that make the lovely armour and take a paycheck for it? Is there an orc class system? Evil certainly seems hierarchical, are they just victims of neoliberalism? I thought they were just driven by hatred or whatever.


Well, I dunno about the orcs, but it's mentioned that most of the guys that ride the giant elephants in the later LOTR movies are just mercenaries paid by Sauron so I guess he does do dealings outside of evil mind control.

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Nov 18, 2010

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cheerfullydrab posted:

Saw it today. I have an ultra-specific question. When Bilbo finds the ring in this movie, did they superimpose a little bit of Ian Holm's Bilbo finding the ring from one of the flashback scenes from one of the LOTR movies?

If you mean did they shoot it like the flashback scene than no, it's basically totally different.

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Nov 18, 2010

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Orange_Lazarus posted:

They didn't mention during the LOTR movies that Gandalf possessed the ring of fire right? Hopefully they'll point that out at some point during The Hobbit.

They never mentioned the Elf Rings outside of the prologue iirc.

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