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^^Thankfully none of my (Admittedly little) tabletop gaming experiences have involved man-childs like that freakazoid.^^ But of course we've had our moments of sheer silliness. After our main DM wasn't available on Skype to do Pathfinder like usual I got chatting around about various things with the rest of the group, and eventually the topic came round to one RPG... FATAL. Yep, we found the character generator and messed around, laughing our butts off about it and how it was a shame our DM wasn't here to play this, but then I had a flash of wisdom. We were gonna play FATAL to our own rules. We decided from the get-go to make it silly as possible, and end in the characters dying in some daft fashion. The rule was simply "Roll one d20 and see how awesome you do" on any action that I deemed important. And off I went to work on Maptools to hastily edit a pub full of characters and seeing what happens from there. I'll just give the highlights. This was the most immature game ever. * Snake decided to try and perform wrestling moves on every maid in the bar, they kept going out back. He'd try moves but he critcal failed all of them so he ended up accidently complimenting them. * Mattox was a drunk old man, getting so drunk that he ended up naked writhing around on the floor, some of the trolls became "interested" in him. Thankfully the bar was set on fire so the trolls got roasted before anything could happen. * Cold was playing a female character so according to the word of Tom Hall she had to have sex as much as possible in a highly comical orgy. Basically the resulting orgasm sent everyone flying back into the bar and one participant turned into mush after hitting the wall at a high velocity. Afterwards one of the bar owners came along to tell her off, thats right, I rolled to see how effectively the bar owner told her off, it was a critical success. * The bar owners ended up fighting each other to be the one of serve the customers. This continued whilst the fire was going on, and before the building exploded he was on fire and he simply strolled out, ranting about the session's turn of events. * At the end the characters died, Cold was killed by melting due to alcohol. Mattox died from a heart attack, and Snake turned into a comet and flew off into space. In short, it was an absolute riot. I'm hoping to DM again, obviously a more mature session next time but the timing was perfect to play something silly.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2012 22:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 07:42 |
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That is a pretty lovely thing to do to any player, newbie or pro. Why drop them in the middle of a situation like that without help? Heck, I'm starting to read Dark Heresy and the intro campaign doesn't pull a stunt like that, and we're talking about 40K here.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2012 23:14 |
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Had my first Pathfinder GM session. It was pretty good! Basically my team normally does slightly serious stuff mixed in with comedy, and I wrote this session to be all comedy as I'm not too confident in my abilities to pull off a more serious mission. So basically the team had no real missions from the Pathfinder society so they were ordered to relax and so visit one of the city districts at night and head into a bar. Inside the bar a gang of goblins challenge them to a drinking game, which ends up horribly for our heroes. And whilst drunk they take on a knife throwing challenge which ends up with one of the players getting stabbed in the foot. Then, our team plus knife go to a dance club, and fall flat on their asses multiple times and get thrown out. And then there is a horse race through obstacles including a water pit and a pit of LAVA. And then they take on a barbed wire course similar to the Saw Movies. And finally, they stop a bank robbery and utterly pulverise the enemy so I made sure to draw in loads of blood splatters.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2012 21:12 |
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Divine, your games sound absolutely...well, divine! It's great to see a committed team and DM to come up with such plotlines and changing the SW continuity in such an interesting way, fan-fiction at its best! My usual Pathfinder group is struggling to meet up and I've sorta become the group's DM, problem is my skills are more into playing and lack encounter design credibility.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2012 16:00 |
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I ran a session of Pathfinder a few days ago. Based loosely on the official campaign "The Sixfold Trial", I wanted to run the play scene, albiet with a drastically different script that was more focused on comedy. The results were pretty fun. The players were: unusualgoth as Rok'San, already established in the group as a violent sex-fiend. tehsnakerer as Runt, another violent character with a perchant for acrobatics. Also he can't read... neo (Newbie to the game) played a Bard named Eddie Beethoven Mercury King Charles The Third. Yep. bb9 as Kur'wreah, a solid fighter for the group. The most sensible player. The team get a message to go to a town and find a contact, with code words assigned to them. As soon as the game started they all ran to the market table with all the chicken. Once that was done they headed to the tavern (Not above fantasy cliches here!) where they were to guess who the contact was by using the codephase. I expected it to take a while but Runt stood up onto a table and shouted the codephrase to EVERYONE, and then to their faces. By process of elimination they found the contact, who promptly slapped him. The objective was to retrieve an Amulet Of The Planes from a baron who enjoys performances, and so they audition for a play which has a high mortality rate. I custom wrote the script with the usual bad riffs and memes (Including The Room, GI Joe, and a whole lot more), and given Runt's inability to read Eddie moved in to stick next to Runt to help him read the lines. To cut a story short, the session was pretty good fun!
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# ¿ May 12, 2012 21:50 |
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Well just did an online game with our group, trying the FUDGE system for the first time. It went well The setting was in the Valley Of The Kings, the players were to explore a recently discovered tomb. The characters were from a wide variety of backgrounds: * Jack Churchill * Samuel L Jackson * President Barack Obama * Rasputin * Kirby The players headed inside and explored the area, Kirby acted as an air filter and cleared out the dust, allowing the other characters to breathe easier. Inside the tomb were lavish goods (Which the players would just not take!), and coffins. In the back of the tomb they found the pharoah Rameses the 8th who had risen from the grave. To fight off the mummy horde, Samuel L Jackson shouted them down (Killing four of them in the process), Kirby turned into a bowling ball and Jack Churchill rolled Kirby into the horde whilst hacking at Rameses. Rasputin was manipulating the bone structure of the mummies and Obama managed to convince the mummy horde to join the side of American Democracy. Jackson then punched Rameses square in the face, killing him. Outside the tomb, a load of cars were driving towards the players, but with ill intent..to be continued in our next session.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2012 21:29 |
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Had a fun game with my Skype group, we Fudged up some rules and played "superheroes", the following transcript was written by our DM which is fairly comprehensive. quote:Gunman: The man of a million guns. He has the power to turn anything he can pick up into a firearm with intense concentration and a mental image of what he wants it to be. He must be able to physically lift the object to mutate or operate it. He is of pretty average strength to boot. (Temascos)
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2012 07:21 |
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Tollymain posted:There are far too many words and far too little grammar in that transcript there. Mind translating? Ouch Our DM typed that in a bit of a hurry last night, apologies for the Here's the summary: * Four superheroes go to a tavern and gamble away four million dollars. They were swindled by the guy they thought they caught earlier that night. * The Loan Shark, Barry The Baptist, tells them to cough up the money and sets his goons on him. * A lot of fight scenes, and then victory.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2012 18:39 |
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Just ran an improv session that went amazingly well and silly. It was about the players all being one thing. Ducks. Not any special ducks, just ducks in a park. The first challenge was competing for bread, and as this was going on the players would create the map on Roll 20, a big collaborative effort and actually kept it quite simple...save for the Robot Tank that one of the ducks intimidated. As communication went on I said something I never thought I'd say in my life: "To do this you have to communicate through the medium of Duck." After divebombing a football hooligan and staring down an elderly woman who hated ducks because they killed her husband, the ducks form a companionship with the park owner whose wive had just divorced them. The ducks ventured down towards the muddy football pitch (This was set in Yorkshire, Northern England) and there the ducks were challenged to a football match by Wayne Rooney. The players response to this was perfect. "WE'RE loving DUCKS!" Nonetheless, a large crowd gathered and the human team was trounced. The Ducks celebrated their victory with bread and the human footballers shot themselves in shame. The score was 3-0. It was fantastic.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2013 01:53 |
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My current group is playing Savage Worlds at the moment, in a homebrew campaign that's turning out to be a lot of fun. The setting is post-apocalyptic (Several hundred years afterwards so humanity is beginning to recover) after The Clockwork Virus hits, turning people who have mechanical parts in them like amputees into unstoppable killing machines. The main city, Carcer City is divided up into lots of small blocks of groups, each lead by a different leader and of course working up in the pecking order is important for survival. I'm playing a gunslinger-diplomat kinda guy (I seem to be in the habit of this actually) named Cain Artorias. There is also Zed Meyer, a thief who wants to really steal everything that's not nailed down, including our current gang boss' kitchen. Caius Estihiem is the assassin of the group, and general all-purpose guy. And there's Jak Brixton, the damage sponge. We had been taking on different missions under a gang leader, such as protecting his chief weapons guy during a deal that went sour due to outside forces and shaking down local punks. Our latest task had involved checking the security of the wall in our sector, and one compound was most certainly not secure, the guys outside the compound weren't friendlies and we needed to get in. Zed decides to climb the roof but none of us had the foresight to bring rope so we needed to deal with the guys outside. Zed sees something in the compound's grounds and after we dispatch the guards he calls out that zombies are inside under a necromancer's control. They would need fresh meat to be distracted. So it was body-tossing time! Jak and Zed spent a lot of time throwing bodies over the roof (Literally, from the ground level, at least two stories high and smack dab in the middle of the horde) while the rest of us are just stunned at this display in madness.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2014 22:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 07:42 |
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In my group we've just completed our sixth Savage Worlds session that pretty much ended the first story arc in an unexpected way. The gang leader we were working under and plotting to overthrow from the beginning got killed in a raid by an enemy we thought dead. It was during a party held in celebration in conquering the rival's territory, and the first mobsters charged through the kitchens. We held them off but then a massive explosion in the main hall gave way to the gang leader and several mages armed with shotguns charging in and all shooting at our leader. He got wounded extremely badly and taken out of combat, and his likeable second in command had his eye shot out. Our GM had made the encounter pretty difficult, but he forgot that I procured a grenade and in one move took out nearly the whole attacking squad. The attack was foiled but the rival was still fighting so one of the players, who is the big tough guy, goes over to our leader: He picks him up and THROWS HIM AT THE RIVAL, killing them both We are now having to figure out the burdens of commanding the remains of the gang and occupying the territory. This is certainly a twist in the books!
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 22:41 |