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Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!

hito posted:

And that was how a baby (later revealed to be abducted from a villager specifically to throw as a diversion) got to ride a centaur for half an adventure.

Lone Horse and Cub.

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Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!

Clanpot Shake posted:

In my Pathfinder game we killed a few skeleton champions and were rewarded with a bag of holding. So I asked the obvious question: "What do skeletons keep in their bag of holding?"

Bones. Lots and lots of bones. We turned the bag over and filled the room up to our ankles with bones pouring out of the bag. Spare bones. You know, in case the skeletons lose an arm or something.

I'm surprised those bones didn't immediately assemble themselves into more skeletons that you had to fight.

Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!
Malefactors, borrowing from the same Latin root as "Maleficarum" which was how you wrote "witch" in ye olde days when you wanted to be pretentious. You could probably shorten it to mallies.

Tregetour, an archaic word for "a juggling magician", could be shortened to "treg".

I'm pretty sure some videogame uses "robes" as a slur but that's kind of weak since it's like calling policemen "helmets" or "badges".

If all else fails, find an unpleasant animal (poisonous, ugly, or both) with a one-or-two-syllable name and use that.

Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!
Actually, a six-pointed star within a circle can be used to control demons :jewish:

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