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Reading through this thread, about a hundred pages back someone mentioned their theory that all summons either bring items from a plane of whatever item is summoned or takes the item/creature from elsewhere in time/space. That reminded me of a failed attempt we once had with a bowl of commanding water elementals. The GM, Eric, made our wizard, Nick, roll to see if he could use the bowl correctly. He rolled a 1 and it was determined that it would randomly summon a creature from an encounter table. Nick rolled and got a result of dog. He joked about it being from an elemental plane of dogs and I suggested it be from the para-elemental plane of dachshunds. Thus, he summoned not a water-weird, but a weiner-weird.
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You say mimic outhouse, all I think of is Finally caught up with the thread and have some cat piss of my own to share (I may have mentioned this in another thread years ago). No, I do not gently caress the dragon (or how I learned about furries) This would be mid 90s, so people involved are around 13-15 years old. Matt, whom I knew from school, offered to run a one on one pregen adventure for me. Sure, I think, this will be fun. Spoilers, it was not fun. I arrive and am told that I am playing a mid level ranger with a faerie dragon DMPC companion. We set out in a tundra region heading towards...something?...and not much happens for a while. We are attacked by a Remorhaz which the faerie dragon one shots with some sort of breath weapon. We make camp and my ranger is woken in the middle of the night by the faerie dragon performing oral sex on him. I call time out and tell Matt that's hosed up and I'm not going to go any further. He says that my character and the faerie dragon are lovers and my character would be into this totally so why do I have a problem with it? He refused to drop it so I walked out. I later found out that Matt was a burgeoning furry (or scalie in this case, I guess?) which...doesn't really do much to explain things. I only spoke with Matt a few more times and this was never brought up again.
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ItohRespectArmy posted:that is FFXIV, which is a game where so many people have insanely creative and funny names. It made my day when I ran into a character named Porkchop Express (my chocobo was also named Porkchopexpress)
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