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Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




I'm looking to get a smoker and I'm not sure what to get because everybody on the internet has different opinions. I'd like something with temperature control so I can be lazy, basically. :v: I've read about electric, gas, charcoal and still not sure what to go with. I already have an outdoor grill so I'm kind of looking for something smaller and separate just for things like pulled pork, brisket, ribs and maybe chicken.

Anybody have any recommendations?

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Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




I drive a BBW posted:

I'm a fan of electric pellet smokers like the Green Mountain Grill or Traeger. Make sure there's pellets in the hopper and go do something else all day.

blk! I was hoping you'd post since you talked about this poo poo all the time on mumble.

I've been looking at the GMG, that sounds pretty awesome. Do you have to do many mods to get it to be pretty much hassle free? I'm fine buying a thermometer but is there anything else needed or are they pretty good to go out of the box?

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




BeastOfExmoor posted:

Frankly, they're essentially all capable of making great BBQ. Going from easiest to hardest to manage I'd say Digital Electric (Masterbuilt), Pellet (Traeger, etc.), Propane, Big Green Egg/Kamado, PBC/Weber Smokey Mountain, offset smoker. I'm sure I'm missing something.

Doom Rooster pretty much nailed it. If you want a lazy/easy start, get an MES40. No need to keep charcoal around and super easy to set and forget.

Thanks all for the advice folks. There's so much conflicting info and differing opinions so it was hard to decide. I ended up going with a propane gas smoker. I already have a propane grill so I didn't want/need a huge monster all in one sort of thing, something smaller and simple. It's not as set and forget as I was initially hoping for but I think it will give me good results I'll be happy with and still pretty minimal fuss.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Assembled my smoker last night! Still need to season it and then smoke some stuff this weekend. :kimchi:

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Indolent Bastard posted:

The OP is a little lacking. What is the general consensus on what smoker to buy as a newbie. Or what details do you need from me before you can make an appropriate suggestion?

I just got mine this week and have yet to use it, but I'll walk you through my considerations. First, I read a shitload of articles on amazingribs.com as that guy had a lot of info on the different types, which he likes, differences, etc. Lots of info there to help you figure out what you want and what's important to you. Me, I wanted something simple that I could walk away from for hours at a time but was still pretty cheap and easy to use since I'm new to this. I chose a gas smoker as supposedly the flavor is better vs. electric (but some say not as good as charcoal, or at least different) and because of the simplicity and cost. I would figure out if you want pellet, gas, electric, or charcoal first then look into different models of that type. They all have their pros and cons and everybody in this thread will probably give you reasons to pick one type over another so it's a lot of personal preference. They all work so you can't really choose wrong.

I read a shitload of reviews on the one that I eventually bought and my only surprise was how massive the drat thing was when it got here. In the end I'll probably have spent about $3-400 in my setup, so it's nothing special.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Fog Tripper posted:

Pork shoulder has been in since 7AM.

:same:

I got one that was about 7-8 lbs and now I'm seeing that it's heating up very slowly. I'm not even to the stall yet after 7 hours at 230ish. :ohdear:

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Larrymer posted:

:same:

I got one that was about 7-8 lbs and now I'm seeing that it's heating up very slowly. I'm not even to the stall yet after 7 hours at 230ish. :ohdear:

Should have gotten up earlier, I expected like 10-12 hours but this isn't going to be done until like 10pm. :v:

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Fog Tripper posted:

Today must be national stall day. Mine still hasn't gotten above 170 yet.

167 currently, foiled it and cranked up the heat. :geno:

At least the mac and cheese was good. And the beer, better.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




I cranked the heat to around 300F and foiled it, then pulled it out at 195F because . I wasn't going to bed without eating that meat.

It was decent. The BBQ sauce recipe I made was not great (Carolina mustard sauce) so I'll have to keep trying other kinds.

Had a pretty strong ham flavor which I guess is common with gas smokers but I didn't think it would be this strong. Now wondering if I should have went electric. :sigh: Next time at least I'll start it the night before, because 16 hours wasn't enough even with cranked temps for the last few hours.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Vulture Culture posted:

Which part of the shoulder did you get? The picnic is what hams are made from and it does tend to, for obvious reasons, taste a lot like ham.

Believe it was a Boston butt/shoulder. I don't really know the intricacies of the names but it seems like there are about 1000 names for the same thing. Will try some ribs and see how that goes. Hopefully it isn't that strong next time.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




BeastOfExmoor posted:

Most hams are from the rear legs and most "picnic roasts" are from the front shoulder. I would assume a lot of the flavor we associate with ham comes from the cure and some of the ingredients added to it. Interesting that a gas smoker would impart a significantly different flavor. I'd never heard that.

Leftovers today didn't have this flavor. I have a feeling it was because I didn't let the meat rest at all after pulling it out of the smoker. I mean, it was 11pm and I was hungry and wanted something to show for my all day monitoring of meats. Next time I'm going to do it the night before and set the alarm for when it gets too hot (when the water evaporates completely and the temp spikes) and do it properly. Still, I'll try some ribs this weekend maybe and see how that goes.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




EngineerJoe posted:

Holy poo poo, that's supposed to be competitive?

Yeah I saw that and thought "I can't afford one BGE."

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Doing two racks of spare ribs today. Currently brining that poo poo, then I'll dry rub and then it'll go in for 5-6 hours at ~225.

:hampants:

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Larrymer posted:

Doing two racks of spare ribs today.



I did them for 6 hours, they could have used a little more but they were still good. Also next time I'll just get St. Louis or baby backs instead of spares, they were a little fatty. :btroll:

Also it's hard to tell from that picture the scale. A half rack took up my entire plate.

I made a mess and my wife got a little scared since I probably looked like a wolf eating a deer.

Will have to try that 2-2-1 method next time, I just added more water and kept it around 225, then tried to crank it at the end after adding sauce.

Suburban Dad fucked around with this message at 11:50 on May 21, 2017

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




BeastOfExmoor posted:

You know St. Louis is just full spares cut down, right?

Yep, my problem with the ones I had is that the tips were pretty much inedible on the piece I had. Very fatty and I just threw most of it away. Wife's on the other hand, were just fine. :v:

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Been looking at making brisket myself soon. I've been using amazingribs.com as my guide but the have been wondering if the rest of you folks inject yours with anything? He suggests just broth to keep it moist but I wonder if that's normal or a competition thing.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Would eat that meat. How was it? Lessons learned?

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Any tips to cooking a flat brisket? I'm having trouble finding a whole brisket so I'll bother with that some other time.

Plan is mostly the same as I've done for pulled pork. Find some rub recipe, cook it at 225F until temp is around 203F and pull it to set for a couple hours. ?

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




toplitzin posted:

see my post a page or two back. plan on more time than you think (a 5lb took 15hrs@225 no crutch)

I thought you did a full one, I was even following along for that. :doh: Thanks.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Larrymer posted:

Any tips to cooking a flat brisket? I'm having trouble finding a whole brisket so I'll bother with that some other time.

Plan is mostly the same as I've done for pulled pork. Find some rub recipe, cook it at 225F until temp is around 203F and pull it to set for a couple hours. ?

Wouldn't you loving know it, I go to another costco and found this monster. Guess I'm doing a full 14 pounder for only about 3 people. :lol: Brisket all week.




Since imgur is being a poo poo, just imagine a whole brisket. :sigh:

Suburban Dad fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Jun 16, 2017

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




I saw one of those giant egg knock offs at costco for $500 yesterday. I thought at first the handle was locked or something but no, the top is just that goddamn heavy. Holy poo poo. Seemed fairly nice for the price.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




I just take measurements randomly and throw them into excel to graph it myself.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




See you in like 20 hours you big bitch!

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




^I'm sure the meat was pretty drat expensive. :( Not ruined I'm sure but that's unfortunate.

Just as a data point for anybody considering propane. I got about 37-38 hours of smoking out of a propane tank. First one I've used and luckily yesterday I got a spare refilled.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Oh you betcha. I saw 185ish when I woke up and figured that wasn't right so I moved the probe around. Sitting at 169 as we speak and it hasn't really moved since I woke up 4 hours ago.

Also, I had a dream where I woke up and my brisket was 220 degrees.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Larrymer posted:

See you in like 20 hours you big bitch!



And finished.



I was too busy being in a meat coma last night to post. Holy poo poo it was so good. All I want to eat forever is the bark from this brisket. The smoke ring was fairly thin, but it was there. I was being cautious and didn't want to overdo it. Total smoke time was about 25 hours w/ a few hours with mesquite chunks and then rested it for 1 hour since it took longer to cook than I expected. I got it to 199 @ 225-250. I decided not to inject, just salted for ~24hrs and then rubbed it right before throwing it on the smoker and kept the water topped up.

Imgur is being dumb again, maybe this one will come up eventually. It was moist enough that it was falling apart when I was trying to cut it.




According to everything I ever read on the internet, my smoke times are way longer than most. It doesn't make sense since I tested my probes in boiling water and they were within 1-2 degrees and I use the same temp inside as most guides (225-250). Guess I just have to factor that in for all my future cooks and leave that door closed forever.

Suburban Dad fucked around with this message at 12:47 on Jun 19, 2017

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




The only ones I've tried are from amazingribs.com. I did the Texas mop sauce for brisket and it was good and I would recommend it. I thought it was going to be bad while making it but it worked out really well for beef. It's thin but has chunks of onions and peppers in it and has a lot of flavor that complemented brisket well IMO.

I also did the Carolina mustard based sauce which I did not like. Too much mustard/vinegar and not enough sweetness to balance it. Mixed with an off the shelf bbq sauce made it alright.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




I bought this one, which is out of stock so that may not be much help.

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B01GE77QT0/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

No real complaints except it somehow loses signal with the main unit when it's literally 10 feet from my smoker, yet is just fine in the kitchen, upstairs in my bedroom, etc. My probes were 1 and 2 degrees off in boiling water, which is good enough for me. I just made a note of that mentally (and with a marker on the unit :v:) and all is well. Also you can set an alarm ceiling (if it goes above 250 or whatever you set, it'll beep at you) but I don't think it will alarm on temps that are too low. That's a minor flaw but would be useful for those without great temp control or when you run out of propane (me).

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




bewbies posted:

Is there a thread approved basic brisket technique?

Follow the amazingribs.com guide on it. I did the rub and the mop sauce and it was amazing.

http://amazingribs.com/recipes/beef/texas_brisket.html

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Jamsta posted:

Expect to be disappointed on your first try(s).

First one I ever did was amazing, best brisket I've ever had.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Annath posted:

I've had an 8lb bone in pork butt on the smoker for almost 9 hours now. The smoker temp has been hovering between about 217 and 240 throughout the day.

The drat internal temp just will not get past 160. I finally just went and put some foil over it and turned the temp on the smoker up a bit to sit proper at 240.

I really wasn't expecting to have to babysit this thing past midnight, but it's looking like I might have to.

Always start earlier than you think you should. You can always rest the meat when you take it out for probably up to 4-6 hours and it'll stay warm.

First smoke I did I put it in at 7AM and it came out at 11pm. Missed dinner by a good bit. :v: For whatever reason it's closer to 2 hrs/lb of meat for most stuff I've done.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




How well does the door seal? I added some weatherstripping to mine to get a better seal and keep in heat, but I have a different smoker.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




12 hours in and pork shoulder is rocking steady at 162. Only a 6.X pounder, my smoker just seems to take it's time on the stall.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Phil Moscowitz posted:

Uh oh...how long has it been at 162ish and how hot are you cooking at?

Didn't watch it overnight (started 1AM, 5PM here currently so 16 hours now...) obviously but I was running around 225 (+-10 probably). I cranked the heat to around 270 and it got through the stall, 197 at this point. Should be good for dinner soon. All have my smokes have taken forever and my probes are accurate in a boiling water pot, so who knows.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




atothesquiz posted:

How close is your pit probe to the meat?

I put it on the same rack as the meat, within a couple inches of it. The thermometer on the door gives a different temp by quite a bit but was told those aren't accurate.

I ended up cranking the heat to 250-275 and powered through the stall. Pulled it around 6pm after 17 hours.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




RisqueBarber posted:

It also takes me about 5 hours for a 6 lb pork shoulder.

What temp are you smoking at? That seems WAY too fast.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




RisqueBarber posted:

I think so too but I'm just following the directions :confused:

You have yet to mention what temperature you're cooking at. Are you using a probe for the oven temp?

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Moey posted:

Sounds like a horrible device

If there's no temp control then what are you even doing? Like anything, it could be rigged up to have more adjustments to make it a little better. That seems like a bad design flaw for cooking...anything. And their disclaimer of "welp, you get what you get! Sorry all these recipes won't be really apply to you!" answer is pretty lovely.

On most charcoal ones you can adjust temp but metering air in the smoker I believe (mine is propane easy mode with a dial) and leave the exhaust full open. Number of bricks and when they're burning also plays a part I'm sure as I've seen some different arrangements of them in a line vs. a pile, etc. Somebody else should have better advice.

Suburban Dad fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Aug 3, 2017

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




I've not rested pulled pork and it always turns out decent and juicy. Letting it cool enough to pull makes sense from a "don't burn yourself" perspective, though.

I rested brisket for a little bit (~1 hour, took longer than I thought to cook so I shortened this up, and it was still amazing), though.

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Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




lifts cats over head posted:

Some gasket tape and a door upgrade did wonders for my WSM's consistency. This stuff was easy to apply around the rim and the edge of the door.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JO00S04/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_mfMKzbASRWSMN

I bought this overpriced stuff for my smoker and have a fair amount (probably half of it) left over. I'd send it to an interested goon for shipping costs. PM me.

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