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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


Lobok posted:

I was hoping that wasn't perspective and the mech was actually a small, Great Gazoo-type character for that dude on the right.

Omae wa Shindeiru, dum-dums.

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el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself


This is quite the trip for Bob Clark's directorial career.



















caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.



There are a couple of suuuuuuuuuuper problematic '80s comedies that I'll still throw on, like a Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again or a Man with Two Brains - I'm cool with leaving Porky's in the trash.

You can stay, Kentucky Fried Movie.

Libra
Jan 5, 2011



For some reason I thought I was in the horror thread and I was just silently nodding at the inclusion of the Porky's poster and Baby Geniuses.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.


I was tasked with sourcing some posters to spruce up an office. So naturally I ordered a bunch of the worst ones I could find dirt cheap for them to discover. Here are a few of my favourites:



Lizard Combatant fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Apr 30, 2021

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018




Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces


Nap Ghost


I remember this movie. Fred Savage shoots a guy in the face with his piss.

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth


Restaurant To 2 Another World?

I can't tell if that a sequel or not, or which would make more sense.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011




Is the secret that he can fly

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink


Waffleman_ posted:

Is the secret that he can fly

███

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

EVERY FAIRY TALE NEEDS ITS HERO.




Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.



Dillbag posted:

I remember this movie. Fred Savage shoots a guy in the face with his piss.

I remember he also had a mass grave in his back yard of all the G.I. Joes that didn't make it back from Nam.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!



Pretty Fly for a Boy Guy

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003



Dillbag posted:

I remember this movie. Fred Savage shoots a guy in the face with his piss.

He was the only good thing about this movie.

"there ain't no water in THIS gun."

"so, what's in it?"


*grimace face*


"piss."

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.


Written and directed by the guy who played Michael Myers apparently

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011



You tellin' me Austin Powers directed this piss movie?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018




Paper Kaiju posted:

Restaurant To 2 Another World?

I can't tell if that a sequel or not, or which would make more sense.

Yeah its a second season of Restaurant to Another World.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006



kiimo posted:

He was the only good thing about this movie.

"there ain't no water in THIS gun."

"so, what's in it?"


*grimace face*


"piss."

Holy poo poo

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.


Waffleman_ posted:

You tellin' me Austin Powers directed this piss movie?

Yes, David Mitchell. Though he was credited as Nick Castle for some reason.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpqgTnvWR1w

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006



Soiled Meat

Fred, maybe this is part of why you're always getting bullied.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcYhlRm8ckg

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

The video arcade made me what I am today!




Oh my god, I've seen this movie?!

This is definitely something I've seen at my cousin's house, sometime. Somehow. He probably owned the VHS or something, but drat I must've been like 6 and I didn't remember ever seeing it until watching that clip.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR



It's really obvious from this scene that the director worked closely with Carpenter. That might even be the same block they used in Halloween.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003



Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013






Overall I like this. Not a huge fan of how the tagline is laid out (and the font doesn't look right to me). I actually think it would be more effective with just the title drawing your eye down to shooting.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.






Grimey Drawer

The tagline feels like something you'd see on a VHS cover in the late 80s so, I approve.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018





Are they giving away the ending in the poster? It looks like the good guys defeated the cop right there.

zenintrude
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.



Huh...



e: Ahh, everything checks out: https://boxd.it/OBDU

zenintrude fucked around with this message at 14:40 on May 3, 2021

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.




Fun Shoe

Gripweed posted:

Are they giving away the ending in the poster? It looks like the good guys defeated the cop right there.
No that's like the middle.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011



Maxwell Lord posted:

The tagline feels like something you'd see on a VHS cover in the late 80s so, I approve.

It’s an old movie. Not a throwback poster or something.

Rahonavis
Jan 11, 2012

"Clevuh gurrrl..."


Lizard Combatant posted:

I was tasked with sourcing some posters to spruce up an office. So naturally I ordered a bunch of the worst ones I could find dirt cheap for them to discover. Here are a few of my favourites:



If there’s still time, I’d swap out that “Boy Who Could Fly” poster for this one, which is even more hilariously misleading. That kite!



My elementary school had two VCR setups and maybe five VHS tapes including this. A lot of the teachers chose it as their go-to “It’s raining, so we’re watching this instead of recess/outside gym/etc.” movie. Now I wonder how many of my classmates only vaguely recall it as a haunting fever dream.

E: Might as well complete the “HUGE huge bummer of a movie about traumatized children disguised as a magical movie full of whimsy and wonder” poster trilogy:




Rahonavis fucked around with this message at 22:23 on May 5, 2021

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



NWS poster for Verhoeven's new movie, Benedetta
https://i.imgur.com/n5wPdVU.jpg

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018




Rahonavis posted:

E: Might as well complete the “HUGE huge bummer of a movie about traumatized children disguised as a magical movie full of whimsy and wonder” poster trilogy:





I saw a review of Book of Eli where he mentioned Radio Flyer. He said that there was a review of Radio Flyer that included the line "At this point I realized that there were two possible ways for the movie to end; the wagon would fly or it wouldn't. And either ending would be offensive"

I don't know why that stuck with me, but that's literally the only thing I know about the movie Radio Flyer.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.




Come on, at least make it scan. "And now we are dead" was right there.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

EVERY FAIRY TALE NEEDS ITS HERO.



Yep, that's right where my mind went.

muscles like this! posted:

NWS poster for Verhoeven's new movie, Benedetta
https://i.imgur.com/n5wPdVU.jpg

That's a terrific poster.

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Woebin
Feb 6, 2006





Phanatic posted:



Come on, at least make it scan. "And now we are dead" was right there.
The break from the meter really works for me, actually. I think it's pretty common to end with a shorter line like this, makes it come off more like a... twist, I guess? I don't have the right vocabulary to sound smart about this stuff, but it scans to me.

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