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Why is the body of Jesus spread across the US Is the book of Mormon canon in JoJo? Did he perish in some sort of divine explosion after rising again?
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The first one, yes. It kind of operates under an "all American tall tales are true" assumption.
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Apr 12, 2025 20:12
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Josus Joestar
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Apr 12, 2025 20:17
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Jesus had his heart buried at a crossroads, with his head removed and his mouth filled with garlic.
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Apr 12, 2025 21:08
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That's pretty cool actually. Tough to see on the large sized image, effect probably works better on a phone, but nice.
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Apr 12, 2025 21:29
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:That's pretty cool actually. Tough to see on the large sized image, effect probably works better on a phone, but nice. yep timg'ed to make it easier to see:
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Apr 12, 2025 21:46
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oh it's a dinosaur
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Apr 12, 2025 21:47
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You’re projecting.
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Apr 12, 2025 21:56
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I see it now.
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Apr 13, 2025 01:32
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What about The Dinosaur Projects? Like it's set in low-income housing. Jurassic Park meets Attack the Block.
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The Dinosaur Project is also shockingly decent for a found-footage version of The Lost World, even if it doesn’t live up to the poster.
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Apr 13, 2025 02:47
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Looks like we're getting a movie about Rawhide Kobayashi.
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Apr 13, 2025 21:37
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This dinosaur is sleeping with my wife?!
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Waffleman_ posted:Jesus Christ's body parts give you superpowers. Just one more thing Jesus has in common with Dracula.
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Apr 14, 2025 18:04
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Jesus has more of a reason to fear crosses than Dracula.
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Apr 14, 2025 18:07
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Bring back Count Duckula.
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Apr 14, 2025 18:11
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FreudianSlippers posted:Jesus has more of a reason to fear crosses than Dracula. Maybe Dracula is Jesus. 1) Afraid of the cross 2) Alive beyond death 3) Magic blood powers
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Apr 14, 2025 21:02
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Communion is a vampiric ritual
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Apr 14, 2025 21:21
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Spazzle posted:Maybe Dracula is Jesus. There's a solid argument that the typical vampire kit began as an inversion of Catholic theology.
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Apr 14, 2025 22:08
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Spazzle posted:Maybe Dracula is Jesus. Bela Lugosi as Jesus Christ 
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Apr 14, 2025 22:15
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Have we ever seen Dracula and Jesus in the same place? 
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Apr 14, 2025 22:24
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Jesus by day, Dracula by night
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Apr 14, 2025 22:42
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The Senator Giroux posted:Jesus by day, Dracula by night Dracula By Night is a pretty good name for a story about a dumb guy turning into a vampire but he calls all vampires Draculas.
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Rhonne posted:Have we ever seen Dracula and Jesus in the same place? the film dracula 2000 with gerard butler covers this
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Apr 14, 2025 22:58
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Jesus Christ vampire hunter implies otherwise. I guess you COULD be dracula and also hunt vampires
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blade is a vampire who hunts vampires
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Acoustic Radiation posted:blade is a vampire who hunts vampires Disney/Marvel spent YEARS, and millions of dollars, trying to wrap their heads around this extremely simple concept.
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Gonz posted:Disney/Marvel spent YEARS, and millions of dollars, trying to wrap their heads around this extremely simple concept. That line in Deadpool 3 There's only one Blade. There's only ever gonna be one Blade. seems more like truth by the day.
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kdrudy posted:Dracula By Night is a pretty good name for a story about a dumb guy turning into a vampire but he calls all vampires Draculas. Or there's also Dracula: Bi Knight, a story about a man who must confront the reality of... a man with a rigid code on a journey of... ah geez I dunno, it's just gonna have a lot of suckin' 'n' fuckin' aright?
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Gonz posted:Disney/Marvel spent YEARS, and millions of dollars, trying to wrap their heads around this extremely simple concept. Some motherfuckers
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Zedd posted:That line in Deadpool 3 There's only one Blade. There's only ever gonna be one Blade. seems more like truth by the day. Poor TV Blade. Everyone forgets him.
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Sticky fingaz
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Can tell Leo’s put a lot of himself into the role with the way he’s aiming the gun at 26
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No movie adaptation of Blade can ever top the Snipes version. The obvious solution is to not even try and go for the much goofier original version where Blade is British and dresses like this 
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those movies love their skulls!  Personally I reckon the 4th one was the best. This one is pretty drat good too in just how unsubtle it is. These movies are not about subtle. dr_rat fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Apr 16, 2025 |
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