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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Everyone knows 2 is the best.

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PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

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Mister Chief posted:

Everyone knows 2 is the best.

I think he just means the posters, in which case 5 is the best.

But also 5 is the best film too.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Oh, yeah. 5 poster is best. I am not sure I saw the film. Is it the Nascar one or the bridge one?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches

PriorMarcus posted:

I think he just means the posters, in which case 5 is the best.

But also 5 is the best film too.

Yeah, was just referring to the poster. To be honest after the first one they all sorta blur together for me other than the starting accident.

Logs on the highway was a great one for that. Plus I think it made everyone who watched it think a bit more about following too close to a truck with a large load.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

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Mister Chief posted:

Oh, yeah. 5 poster is best. I am not sure I saw the film. Is it the Nascar one or the bridge one?

5 is the bridge one, with the duel twist on the format being that one of the people becomes convinced you can skip your place in line if you kill the next person and the film being a stealth prequel to the first.

The Nascar one is 4 and it's rubbish. The only one not worth rewatching.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

dr_rat posted:

Yeah, was just referring to the poster. To be honest after the first one they all sorta blur together for me other than the starting accident.

Logs on the highway was a great one for that. Plus I think it made everyone who watched it think a bit more about following too close to a truck with a large load.

100% this. I remember 2 the most for the reasons you stated.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

PriorMarcus posted:

5 is the bridge one, with the duel twist on the format being that one of the people becomes convinced you can skip your place in line if you kill the next person and the film being a stealth prequel to the first.

The Nascar one is 4 and it's rubbish. The only one not worth rewatching.

I rewatched the whole series not too long ago and for me it was a bit of a Star Trek alternating quality thing. Quite liked the first one, second one actually didn't do much for me despite the logs, third one was fine, four was garbage, five was fun again by virtue of getting really silly with it. Here's hoping the new one can break that rhythm.

I always really enjoyed how these movies seem to take place in an alternate dimension where human bodies are made out of papier mache. People there could step on a rake and it'd decapitate them instantly.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

PriorMarcus posted:

5 is the bridge one, with the duel twist on the format being that one of the people becomes convinced you can skip your place in line if you kill the next person and the film being a stealth prequel to the first.

The Nascar one is 4 and it's rubbish. The only one not worth rewatching.

5 is my favorite because the deaths are pretty creative and your spoilered detail is a novel x-factor

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Can someone with better hearing tell me if that music playing over the start of that is actually saying "it's raining men" over and over?

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Calling all spacemen
Fallen Rib

Mister Chief posted:

Everyone knows 2 is the best.

Never seen it but the poster for 2 feels like the most "Made for TV" low effort style poster out of all of them.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

2 has the guy get flattened by the panel of glass and it rules

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

PriorMarcus posted:

The Nascar one is 4 and it's rubbish. The only one not worth rewatching.

It had a pretty killer opening credits sequence tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLDUQCESmE

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The freeway logging truck disaster is, and will forever be, the best Final Destination Rube Goldberg opening sequence because practically everybody has had that thought when driving behind a logging truck in their lives.

If anything, the fear was amplified once that movie was out in the public aether.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020


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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010
i'm sorry i just really really hate your avatar

Gonz posted:

The freeway logging truck disaster is, and will forever be, the best Final Destination Rube Goldberg opening sequence because practically everybody has had that thought when driving behind a logging truck in their lives.

If anything, the fear was amplified once that movie was out in the public aether.

I remember a story about a mom driving with her daughter and a pipe came off the back of a truck and went through her daughter’s torso. It was the early days of cell phones as I recall, so when she called 911 they weren’t able to figure out where exactly she was. Maybe she ended up surviving somehow, idk

I think that was pre-final destination and has stuck with me ever since

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

MacheteZombie posted:

2 has the guy get flattened by the panel of glass and it rules

lol he like turns into tomato soup as soon as it touches him, it's great.

There's also a sequence where a ball knocks over a pole that knocks over a lamp etc etc that ends with a canoe swinging down and almost killing someone. Then Ali Larter's character very seriously says "I should have seen that coming".

What a fun series.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

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The lasik kill probably set back the profitability of the eye surgery industry by years

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

No wheels, man.

Fun Shoe
lol Vistavision?

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

MacheteZombie posted:

2 has the guy get flattened by the panel of glass and it rules

According to the writer's dvd commentary originally that kid was supposed to be like 10 years old as well.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

DrVenkman posted:

According to the writer's dvd commentary originally that kid was supposed to be like 10 years old as well.

That makes a lot more sense as the only reason the like 17 year old gets flattened is that he sees some pigeons and chases after then like a real idiot. That scene is forever in my brain.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

Similar to how Heavy Rain had the main character's son Jason aged up from five to ten, to downplay the harsh scene of a kid getting splatted on the tarmac like an elephant casually stepping on a can of cranberries.

Thus you have a ten-year-old who inexplicably acts like a five-year-old who runs away in the mall.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Jason!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

the COBGOBLIN got me! I bear the curse of bad sandwiches

Ralepozozaxe posted:

That makes a lot more sense as the only reason the like 17 year old gets flattened is that he sees some pigeons and chases after then like a real idiot. That scene is forever in my brain.

Most horror movie characters generally have the intelligence of a ten year old. It's particularly funny when they're meant to be some sort of specialist or world class expert, and are just absolutely about everything they're meant to actually be smart at.

"yes I am that world class explosive expert you wanted to talk to about explosive to blow up some sort of monster or something... Oh crap run, i accidentally left all my sticks of dynamite next to all the candles that I'm for some reason using to light my high text explosive lab!!!"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

MacheteZombie posted:

2 has the guy get flattened by the panel of glass and it rules

Ok, great glass pane kills off the top of my head:
-That one, in FD2
-The one from Ghost, with the shards
-The one from The Omen, when we get like ten different shots of David Warner's head popping off

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

Lobok posted:

-The one from The Omen, when we get like ten different shots of David Warner's head popping off

David Warner could pop his head off at will, no special effects needed. Man had a talent.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Inspector Gesicht posted:

David Warner could pop his head off at will, no special effects needed. Man had a talent.

The benefits of casting a classically trained actor.

Also, did anyone else have this Happy Meal toy? The way Warner's head pops off in place in The Omen always reminded me of the front flip these Goombas did.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Lobok posted:

Ok, great glass pane kills off the top of my head:
-That one, in FD2
-The one from Ghost, with the shards
-The one from The Omen, when we get like ten different shots of David Warner's head popping off

I always got a chuckle out of the guy knowing what is going on to cheat death and the rusty fishing hook comes out. "Tetanus...that's a good one."

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!
Still curious what role Natasha Lyonne has in the movie. They've gone out of their way to not reveal anything about her character.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Nihonniboku posted:

Still curious what role Natasha Lyonne has in the movie. They've gone out of their way to not reveal anything about her character.

She's silver surfer


she's not but it'd be better if she was

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I like this trading card poster (note the chewing gum in the corner)

https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1912889153110388920?s=46&t=BHs6Pl38GJXGN2Y4xeriNA

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

No wheels, man.

Fun Shoe
lol deleted

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Power, Patronage and Ideology

Gonz posted:

The freeway logging truck disaster is, and will forever be, the best Final Destination Rube Goldberg opening sequence because practically everybody has had that thought when driving behind a logging truck in their lives.

If anything, the fear was amplified once that movie was out in the public aether.

It was this generation's Jaws.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Lobok posted:

The benefits of casting a classically trained actor.

Also, did anyone else have this Happy Meal toy? The way Warner's head pops off in place in The Omen always reminded me of the front flip these Goombas did.



I still have mine somewhere but the little suction cup yellowed and became brittle pretty fast.

Meaty Ore
Dec 17, 2011

My God, it's full of cat pictures!

Lobok posted:

Ok, great glass pane kills off the top of my head:
-That one, in FD2
-The one from Ghost, with the shards
-The one from The Omen, when we get like ten different shots of David Warner's head popping off

Julianne Moore in The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.

The one in Lost Highway

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Nihonniboku posted:

Still curious what role Natasha Lyonne has in the movie. They've gone out of their way to not reveal anything about her character.

She's the cocktail shaker.

Calexio
Jun 12, 2008

Gyoza and beer

This is probably a silly hang up on my end but why is everybody in this poster leaning their head to our left?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

No, that is weird.

Acoustic Radiation
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
the gravity in their universe is left heavy

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Martman
Nov 20, 2006

They're making sure we know it's woke

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