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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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FilthyImp posted:

Virginity is a hard emotion to trigger.
Superbad does it pretty well, bless them.

Else? It's the vague memories of getting to grab a titty during movie theatre makeouts in high school or whatever.1

Madonna wrote a very popular song about having her virginity triggered. Just requires the right guy, apparently.

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Alhazred posted:

Good things comes in dogs?

I was thinking: "Great Things Come In Packs", but yeah, that Yogi poster has basically ruined this poster configuration

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Pen Expers posted:

I like the T-rex's Yoshi tongue.

That actually happens in the book! (not to a dude on a toilet tho)

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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BonoMan posted:

I saw this.. in the theater!

Same, though i only very vaguely remember it.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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oldpainless posted:

The thing about Segal movies, from what little I can remember, is that he never seemed in actual danger in fights. He just kicked the poo poo out of everybody with no drama or danger to his character

Imagine if the t 800 just effortlessly beat the t1000 in every encounter

From what I remember watching the first few (Hard to Kill and Out For Justice, i think) when they were originally released, that was part of the appeal. It was very different from a standard action movie where the protagonist struggles and is hurt but eventually succeeds, I think in both theres some initial setback/injury, but then once things get started he's just effortlessly unstoppable. Its pornographic violence, in the "mindless wish fulfillment" sense.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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I know these things are always a total photoshop mishmash, but it looks like they couldn't even get the same resolution for Colin Firth that they got for Uma and JDM. Like they're both photographed on pro cameras and hes an iphone selfie.

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Apr 13, 2007

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Gripweed posted:

Strong contender for best tagline



*Ten Million Boomers, Simultaneously*: "Perfect movie for a date night with The Wife!"

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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muscles like this! posted:

He's probably the younger acolyte she openly cheated on her husband with while saying how rational it was that she was doing so. Of course then the acolyte dumped her for a younger woman and Rand didn't take it all that well.

She cursed his dick for 20 years like a fuckin Objectivism VVitch:

"If you have an ounce of morality left in you, an ounce of psychological health, you’ll be impotent for the next twenty years! And if you achieve any potency sooner, you’ll know it’s a sign of still worse moral degradation!"

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Cracking up over how that lady looks straight up mad to be on that poster. "loving contract specified no nudity, but my bullshit agent says a wet white t-shirt with no bra doesn't count. gently caress this movie"

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Mister Chief posted:

Judging by this thread, Morbius is the most popular piece of entertainment ever produced.

Accurate!

https://twitter.com/Djhassall196/st...ingawful.com%2F


https://twitter.com/10_to_the_7th/status/1510876436013457412?s=20&t=xcwO5wWLBo4KzHJmjnvZiw

One More Fat Nerd fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Apr 8, 2022

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Gonz posted:

Hopefully the Academy can get Michael Morbius to host the Oscars next spring.

Just make the whole telecast Morbius themed.

Well its gonna win every oscar, so it'll be Morbius themed regardless of what they actually pick for a theme.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Cythereal posted:

He's claimed this in interviews, yeah. He's said that he'd originally planned to call it quits on the MCU after Infinity War and Endgame, but Waititi and Ragnarok moving in a more silly, light-hearted direction convinced him to stay on.

By all accounts, Hemsworth is just plain better at comedy and enjoys it a hell of a lot more than the dour, muscle action man roles Hollywood had tried to pigeonhole him into.

He was the most enjoyable part of 2016 ghostbusters, not that thats saying much.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Nihonniboku posted:

Yeah, that was funny when that first came out. But to be fair, several of the MCU actors have talked about how they filmed scenes for things that they had no idea what they would be used for. Anthony Mackie didn't know that he was filming a scene for Ant Man when he appeared in Ant Man. Tom Hiddleston said he shot scenes for Loki that didn't end up in the show that he thinks might be used in other properties. Other actors have shown up to premieres for movies they were filmed in, only to find that they were cut out entirely.

That said, if I was her, I would at least know what was on my imdb page.

One of my favorite stories of this sort of thing is Terry Crews going to the premiere of Terminator: Salvation, and finding out his role, formerly a significant speaking part, had been cut down to like a half-second of his dead body on the ground.

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Apr 13, 2007

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CelticPredator posted:

Shin Godzilla is a cool movie

:yeah:

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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Sean Astin giving weird Christopher Reeves as Clark Kent vibes here.

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Apr 13, 2007

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wizardofloneliness posted:

It has its moments, particularly anything with Rhys Ifans, but The Waterboy was the end of the Sandler golden era and Little Nicky was the beginning of the Sandler lovely low effort comedy era.

:hmmyes:

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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He made a Shin Cutie Honey? That sounds... weird...

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Apr 13, 2007

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Sir Lemming posted:

the only Christmas movie made after roughly 1992 or so that actually gets it right.

Someone has forgotten about Krampus

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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ruddiger posted:

Felt the same about the Krampus that shows up in Christmas Horror Story too.

I liked Christmas Horror Story, but the Krampus there is kinda lame.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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https://twitter.com/ecto_fun/status/1680384582359691265?s=20

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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This is not the google search bar.

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Apr 13, 2007

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https://twitter.com/ThePlaylistNews/status/1714268299607888106?s=20

Thought this looked interesting, though I have no idea what the movie's gonna be about.

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Apr 13, 2007

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Alhazred posted:

It's amazing how many second chances Eddie Murphy has gotten and yet he keeps on with this poo poo.

Is starring in dtv quality streaming trash really a second chance?

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Apr 13, 2007

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edogawa rando posted:

Wesley Snipes is a good actor. It’s just that he’s mad as a bag of hats and a SovCit fuckwit.

Blade should not have to pay taxes

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

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CharlestheHammer posted:

I can’t imagine going to the theatre for 1 or 2. Those movies are so boring.

3 is at least fun

1 has at least 20-30 genuinely good, fun minutes in it, between a lot of stuff that ranges from "Childrens Adventure Comedy" to "Boring SF Drama"

2 is just garbage. I think its the only movie I've ever fallen asleep watching, and I've done it more than once.

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Apr 13, 2007

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kiimo posted:

I'm actually really surprised Kevin Hart isn't just voice acting Claptrap

He could probably just fit in the robot.

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Apr 13, 2007

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