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Cool website for B-Movie posters at 300 dpi for the most part: http://www.wrongsideoftheart.com
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# ¿ May 20, 2025 03:19 |
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Liar posted:Harry Potter's taken a creepy turn with the latest film apparently. The version of this in our theater is cropped to just be the photograph, making it anyone's guess what the movie is.
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Original poster:![]() Criterion release: ![]() Both pretty good, but the Criterion release looks much prettier on a t-shirt.
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The nippled Dragon Tattoo poster is hanging up here in Charleston, South Carolina, but I don't think anyone's noticed it.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I looked at your concept and I think it can be slightly improved. Even as a joke this is such an offensively bad idea for a movie in every single way that it hurts my head to imagine it existing.
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It's especially bad when you compare it to the original theatrical poster:![]()
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Max22 posted:Somebody hasn't seen Pineapple Express or 50/50 or Observe And Report or Kung Fu Panda or The 40 Year Old Virgin or
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Mustached5thGrader posted:As a Christian, I can say that there has NEVER been a watchable "Faith-based" film. The worst being Fireproof. A lot of good that did, seeing as how my wife cheated on me and left me You're way wrong here because the very first and most obvious one that springs to mind is The Last Temptation of Christ.
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TheFallenEvincar posted:I quite like most posters for Lars von Trier films, they're often as delightfully twisted as the films themselves. There is so much innuendo and imagery and allusion in this poster. It's ridiculous.
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Desperado Bones posted:Not a vagina made of blood, but it's illusory to a scene were Note that closing the scissors is impossible without their faces meeting; likewise, it's impossible for their faces to meet without closing the scissors. That's one of the themes of the movie!
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And a spiritual sequel to Escape From New York playing the Snake Plissken character at that.
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It was never as good as National Lampoon's.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I really like this alternate cover for that lovely movie: While I love the movie, I love it even more in black and white. It's very much a feature length Twilight Zone episode without the Serling narration.
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Dillbag posted:Continuing with the terribly photoshopped Liam Neeson phenomena: Actually, that's Robert Forster. Why did they use a photo of Robert Forster for a poster that's supposed to have Liam Neeson?
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LesterGroans posted:I've seen it and I'm into the movie when I watch the trailer. I think it's giving me Beetlejuice and Mars Attacks! vibes, which is a good thing. However, those posters are pretty awful and clearly a product of the Alice/Chocolate Factory era Burton. I doubt Tim Burton cares enough about the movie posters to make sure they perfectly represent his movie.
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Well, remember that the poster's don't replace each other, they supplement each other. While some of those posters will make you see Safe, the ones that you hate might make a more reluctant person see it.
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Jedit posted:Still better than the trailer for Cabin in the Woods. "You think you know the story" ... well, yes, I do, since your trailer gives away the big twist in the movie, you loving morons. I hate it when they do that. It doesn't. I love it when they do that.
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Ominous Jazz posted:I actually own that poster, so no. Can you tell me where I can buy it? I've literally been looking for that exact poster for quite a while.
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Das Boo posted:Sure, but then they'll completely misinterpret it and see Heathcliff and Catherine as heroic, exemplary protagonists rather than selfish, destructive assholes. If you're going to miss the point that badly, you might as well not read it in the first place. Interestingly, Heathcliff, Edgar and Catherine have a very similar relationship to Edward, Jacob and Bella. It's worth some further analysis.
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HoldYourFire posted:i) Why would a bathroom have a separate toilet cubicle.
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Sockser posted:Mythbusters
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:If your bathroom smells on a constant basis, you're doing something wrong. I don't want to continue this derail, but I feel a need to defend myself. I'm talking about when two people use the bathroom at the same time, one showering and one using the toilet. The enclosed toilet space prevents overlapping odors. Thank you goodnight
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Vagabundo posted:I checked on IMDb and Matisyahu is in The Possession. Remember him? The Hasidic Jew guy? Yeah he's a good rapper. What's he doing in movies?
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Madkal posted:That was dissappointing. I love the Great Gastby but the movie (judging by the trailer) seems to be all falsh with little substance. I know that it is Lurmann's style and all but it just feels like a retreading of Moulin Rouge with the plot of Gatsby thrown in there for some reason. To me it looks like the bombastic city of New York and the totally baller parties in West Egg mirror the way Gatsby attempts to make himself look all cool. Expect a scene of him breaking the gently caress down in a bleak place with little color.
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frozenpeas posted:Don't care what you guys think, Dark Knight is going to be amazing... I actually like this, it's a spooky horror movie poster and it advertises the film well.
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Wazzit posted:Turns out the actual prints of the last few TDKR posters had a QR code that unlocked a Catwoman poster on the official website. I'm starting to suspect the high heels will be an important prop.
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achillesforever6 posted:Anyone post "Masque of the Red Death" poster? Its probably my favorite poster. This is amazing. Look at his nose! His lips! Vagabundo posted:And here's the first poster I've seen for Spike Lee's latest, Red Hook Summer. This looks just like Do The Right Thing, but red: ![]()
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Coffee And Pie posted:Those shotguns would be perfectly fireable, immersion ruined! Yeah the work on the title is amazing.
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Jasta posted:If you want a film that sticks to the game's canon, watch Resident Evil: Degeneration. It's not terrible and there's a sequel coming out later this year. Actually, it's somehow more terrible than any live action Resident Evils, but check it out anyway because that's a feat.
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Cartoon Man posted:Here's a basic plot summary for Oz.
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Yeah but goddamn those are beautiful.
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Pick Hard posted:
drat that's a busy poster. Looks like an acid trip.
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It looks like a candid photo, I'm okay with it.
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He wasn't the best part of Deep Blue Sea (LL Cool J,) but he was great in it.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I really hope they get to make the Galt speech movie.
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Jefferoo posted:Hey dudes. I heard you like bikes. Cool poster. Eye catching. Premium Rush sounds like a sequel to Premium Blend though.
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Binary Logic posted:Speaking of dognapping: Tom Waits??? And this is from the writer of In Bruges!!!! I'll be there day one.
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Robert Denby posted:'FROM THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU [ ]" is a dumb enough tagline, but try this for size:
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Some dumb idiot posted:I don't know if it's been posted, but one of my friends has been using this as his Steam avatar and I love how the poster looks. Watch the movie.
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# ¿ May 20, 2025 03:19 |
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ruddiger posted:New poster for John Dies At The End has been released. While I love painted posters, I find this one a bit lacking.
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