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If you told me some time back that there would be a greasy-looking b-movie with Thomas Jane and John Cusack, I'd have been first in line to see that, but, man, those posters do the thing no favors whatsoever.
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Vagabundo posted:gently caress your Hobbit, this is my poo poo right here. Is this back on? I thought it got cancelled.
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Jul 24, 2014 07:17
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net cafe scandal posted:That sure looks like a scary situation. How the heck are the Avengers going to get out of that one? punching things
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Jul 24, 2014 08:52
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Well, with the colour scheme, it's appropriate someone's doing the Dreamworks Eyebrow. Forgot this one, which is a loving classic. 
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Jul 25, 2014 00:52
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caligulamprey posted:Holy gently caress, the only piece of Trivia on the IMDB page for Supervan is:  Yeah.
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Jul 25, 2014 07:03
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muscles like this? posted:How are you supposed to get in? IIRC, the side not facing the camera opened, and you could actually lift the front windshield and climb straight into the cockpit that way.
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Jul 25, 2014 10:27
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ShufflerZero posted:Fire, Ice and Dynamite This first one looks so bad it must be awesome (and has a great poster) and this second one looks ridiculous, but I'll watch basically anything James Brown did. Also HAROLD FALTERMEYER WITH DEEP PURPLE? How the gently caress did that happen?
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I can take or leave Mondo. When they're doing alternate versions of modern (bad) posters, it's alright, but you can't beat classic design---and when they try to beat it, they lose.Dick Trauma posted:These kitchen sink posters always do a poor job of separating the elements, even if some of the elements themselves look ok. After watching the Drew Struzan documentary I'm even more spoiled when it comes to movie posters. I need to see this yesterday.
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Jul 28, 2014 21:41
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ruddiger posted:Good luck being 8 and trying to sleep after seeing this in the local video store. I know, right? Go West are loving terrifying. 
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Aug 6, 2014 18:00
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I'm so annoyed, seeing this. I found a copy of it on VHS buried at the bottom of a stack of tapes at a Goodwill. I ended up lending it to a co-worker, with the expectation I'd get it back come the end of the week or something. We got laid off that Wednesday as we walked in the door. I only got to watch it once. It was incredible.
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Aug 25, 2014 00:23
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Distorted Kiwi posted:And now, it's in grainy low-def on YouTube: Nckdictator posted:Looks like it's public domain Awwwwwesome. muscles like this? posted:It's also based on Erich von Daniken's completely discredited "research." Well, I never said I thought it was true, just incredible. ly bad.
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That dude is literally in the movie for about eight seconds.
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Aug 26, 2014 02:09
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:This rule is only in place because you don't want to post the REAL Rollerball movie I figured it was more to avoid this: 
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Aug 31, 2014 06:07
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This is the only thing I could think of, seeing that poster. Blame the goon who did it at karaoke the other night. 
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Sep 5, 2014 06:54
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Young Freud posted:Sorry, the best fake-porn title is still URINE LUCK from that Law & Order: SVU that starred Amy Sedaris and James Urbaniak. Guess which of the named guest stars' character actually owned that tape? Oh, come on. 
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Sep 8, 2014 18:49
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The setup given on this poster makes it seem like some sort of hilarious romp involving a mysterious sex guru or something----NOPE. It's Death Wish, but with loving.
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Sep 17, 2014 18:39
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effectual posted:Does it have more kills than Death Wish? I have no idea, I just poked at it on imdb.
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Sep 18, 2014 09:37
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It might be the fact that it is 2 am, but I'm finding that insidious poster fairly effective. I might also be a wuss.
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Sep 19, 2014 07:52
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Oh man, Joseph Lai. I had no idea he worked in live-action as well. All I know about him is this nigh-surrealist pile of poo poo: https://archive.org/details/RaidersOfGalaxy
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Then have I got news for you. Here's a selection from some of his 95 credited producing roles. (Some reposts, but with these quality standards, it's worth a second look) This is beautiful.
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Man, that last one may be the most early-seventies font out there. e: beaten
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Sep 25, 2014 22:30
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TheJoker138 posted:Nothing about this poster gives you any actual warning about what you're actually going to be seeing. Maybe the Rick Baker credit, but even then, how well-known was Cronenberg in the UK at that point?
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Sep 26, 2014 21:00
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Darthemed posted:Not to be confused with King Kong... Literally one of my favorite bad movies of all time, the poster still doesn't do it justice. It got knocked out for five bucks and a sandwich to compete with the DeLaurentiis King Kong flick. SEE GIANT APE DEFY JAWSHARK. SEE GIANT APE VANQUISH MONSTER REPTILE.
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Fayez Butts posted:Most of those posters are really, really boring But man, that kerning.
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Oct 7, 2014 04:44
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Fayez Butts posted:which kerning? None of it, I was being sarcastic. "Here, have an award for boring designs with non-eye-searing font choices, clearly this is what is best in poster design."
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Oct 7, 2014 07:45
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Probably a total no-go.
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Oct 8, 2014 17:43
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corn in the bible posted:Horizontally-oriented heraldric cats are leopards, gently caress that poster, 0/10. To be fair, it's a play on the "three lions" of the English football team's crest. (I still think the faux-Arabic script is just as bullshit as fake-Chinese characters made vaguely into English letters, but the actual design of the poster isn't terrible otherwise.)
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Oct 12, 2014 07:12
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Stop feeding the troll.
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Nov 10, 2014 20:28
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I'm just waiting for the inevitable Long Walk movie so I can hate it instead.
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Nov 15, 2014 22:52
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Huh, wild, those are some amazingly mid-late-80s styles. I....wait a minute.  Yep, it's a GBS movie.
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Nov 30, 2014 12:08
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Young Freud posted:I bought the Andy Sidaris DVD collection at Wal-Mart for $5 bucks just because I wanted more bad movies to watch and have been working my way through them. I was pleasantly surprised by Malibu Express and Picasso Trigger. Malibu seems to be a softcored, lighter-tone version of the John Holmes Johnny Wadd detective porno series with a more sympathetic lead, while Picasso has an intriguing and brutal plot (although you can see twists pretty obviously). They're not good movies, to say the least, but they're entertaining films, and some times that's just what you want. I can't say this doesn't sound like a good time if you want a movie about dudes or ladies shooting other dudes or ladies.
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Dec 1, 2014 03:27
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ShufflerZero posted:68: All I wanted was a Jason Voorhees movie I want to see a hockey-masked killer go up against an actual goaltender. The goalie puts him through the glass just as the cops arrive, and the aw-shucks sheriff goes "that's five for boarding," and everyone has a good laugh.
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Young Freud posted:I saw Ken Metcalfe's name in the credits then Cirio Santiago directed this. It all makes sense now. That dude in the middle is just so casually shooting lasers into the unknown distance.
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Bathroom.
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If I heard correctly, those comic book posters are going to be all the covers of DC's titles for a month next year. Unfortunately, they're just the covers, the stories inside are going to be the same old bullshit. If they were actually doing stories like Batman and Superman in The Fugitive, etc., I'd care a whole lot more. But, yeah, some of them are good, some are just lazy-rear end bullshit.
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Dec 13, 2014 21:33
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Young Freud posted:Really, the only one that was good was the "Super Man" one that started it. Also, that suddenly makes sense since all those titles are Warner Bros. owned titles. I thought that one was alright. I liked the Bullitt and Bill & Ted ones as well, but yeah, a lot of them were just entirely unreasonable.
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Gaz2k21 posted:If you don't have the Rocky IV. Soundtrack on your gym playlist you're doing it wrong https://soundcloud.com/maddecent/sets/blood-bros-series These three mixtapes will set you up solid for that and more.
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SALT CURES HAM posted:I just noticed the "THEME SONG" box at the bottom on this. Is that why the song mentions Johnny Rotten in it? Other way around, the song's like a year older than the movie.
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Neil was hanging out with DEVO around then, so he had a solid view of what music trends were up to at that point.
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Young Freud posted:Neil made Human Highway with DEVO, so it's more than that. Well, sure, I could talk about their whole laundry list of hangouts, but my point was just that Neil knew what was up.
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