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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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penismightier posted:

It reminds me of the poster for House on Haunted Hill, too.



My first reaction was, "Harry Potter has stumbled into a Vincent Price movie!"

Looks like others felt the same way.

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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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cloudchamber posted:

Regardless of the poster Chronicle has an amazing viral promotion video going around on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcDN409ZBv4

It seemed to me that NYC might have not have been the most appropriate place for such a stunt... at least that was my first reaction.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Here's a good one designed by Mike "I'm with Coco" Mitchell:



and its alternate:

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Young Freud posted:

Now, I want to see a movie where George C. Scott is a fly pimp and having sex with promiscuous and busty hookers.

Closest we're going to get

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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JordanKai posted:



The best (worst) part of this poster is the "Inspired by True Events" tagline; you'd expect the events to be something hosed up, but here's what "inspired" the writer/director:

Bryan Bertino posted:

As a kid, I lived in a house on a street in the middle of nowhere. One night, while our parents were out, somebody knocked on the front door and my little sister answered it. At the door were some people asking for somebody who didn't live there. We later found out that these people were knocking on doors on the area and, if no one was home, breaking into the houses.

He was inspired by an extremely common burglar tactic to produce a movie in which fur-suited killers murder people! For some reason this reminds me of another quote...

Mitch Hedberg posted:

I like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story, because that's weird; it means the movie is not a true story, it was just inspired by a true story. Like, hey Mitch, did you hear the story about that lady who drove her children into the river and they all drowned? Yes I did, and it inspired me to write a movie about a gorilla!

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Coffee And Pie posted:

Where did you get "fur-suited" from? You can see in this poster everyone's wearing pretty normal clothes:

But the "Based on True Events" thing is absolute bullshit.

I could have sworn one of them was dressed in a bunny outfit or at least had a bunny mask and some kind of furry outfit...

Perhaps my brain has combined this and Donnie Darko into some kind of movie stew :psyduck:

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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csidle posted:

This is the Danish poster for The Descendants.



I've never seen so many ratings on a poster.

Six stars?! Five hearts?! What the hell is going on in Holland??

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Vagabundo posted:

Despite being an obvious photoshop, nothing really stands out as being wrong. The limbs all look like they belong to the appropriate person, the heads look to be about the right size and the highly processed, glossy look just feels like it belongs considering the subject matter of the poster.

The Engrishy tagline is more damning than any of the Photoshopping...

"In seventies, no one could have expected a swedish band to conquer the world"

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Robert Denby posted:

The stupidity of that subtitle wasn't helped with newspaper ads like this:


A 70MM print deserves an ad this in your face

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Nuns with Guns posted:

The girl Dark Shadows played the vampire in the American version of Let the Right One In, right? That's a bit of an amusing coincidence.

Or appropriate casting?

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Shanty posted:

Is that a Japanese configuration?

I hope this is a joke post, but if not... no, the Betamax was a VHS competitor (think Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD) developed by Sony which, while not popular with consumers, has continued to have a life long after VHS died due to its high quality and use in video production.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Started watching World on a Wire which reminded me that The Thirteenth Floor existed...



I think it's a pretty neat posted, and I'm digging the red/green complements instead of the orange/teal that we see all the time now.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Robert Denby posted:

It's time again to look at how posters can get increasingly worse as the movie gets closer to release. Let's look at "Apart" for today's example!



All right. Good teaser. This isn't exactly the most original concept for a poster in the world but it's eye-catching and suggests that maybe something is amiss.



Oooh, still good. Intriguing design, although, again, it has been done before. You've got my attention. What's the next one look like?



Oh gently caress you! Wait... is this even for the same movie?

One has to wonder which poster(s) is most appropriate for the movie... if it's some Twilight-esque YA flick, then I'd rather it not be marketed like Never Let Me Go because I probably don't want to see it. If that's the case then the last poster is actually getting more to where it should have been in the first place.

[edit] Just watched the trailer and I'm not sure which of them would be appropriate.

testtubebaby fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Mar 27, 2012

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Erebus posted:

The proper counterpoint to no taglines:



Fa love Pa.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Professor Clumsy posted:

I like how the "First time on blu ray" is much glossier than the "First time on DVD".

It's the same image, one is just rendered in higher definition :v:

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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404GoonNotFound posted:

Zooey Deschanel was merely snarky instead of annoyingly quirky.

She and Ben Foster are so different from what they became over the last decade.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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:pwn:

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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kiimo posted:

Also since I haven't created that trailer thread yet, please enjoy our new trailer just released just now for Ben Affleck's Argo...

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/argo/

Sorry for being kind of off-topic, promise to get a new thread at some point.

I saw this on another site and it looks pretty good, but the movie is giving me a strange vibe with its mix of deadly seriousness and Ocean's-esque comedy... almost something like the feeling I got while watching The Host and other Korean films.

What has me fully torqued is the trailer for End of Watch which has just shot to my most anticipated movie of the year.

Looking forward to the trailer thread!

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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melvinthemopboy3 posted:

Let the marketing blitz begin!



In all seriousness, though, I'm really excited for this. The poster's a little strange, though . . . It looks like two of them only have one leg.

Apparently a teaser's going to be attached to The Dictator. They're really getting the word out on this one.

Now we know whose pants are whose: http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/watch-a-teaser-for-anchorman-2

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Dissapointed Owl posted:



Holy poo poo, it's a The Thing with Two Heads remake!



quote:

A racist cop receives a heart transplant from a black lawyer he hates, who returns as a ghost to ask the cop to help take down the men who murdered him.

quote:

A rich but racist man is dying and hatches an elaborate scheme for transplanting his head onto another man's body. His health deteriorates rapidly, and doctors are forced to transplant his head onto the only available candidate: a black man from death row.

Well, not exactly but close enough!

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Dissapointed Owl posted:

Another separated at birth cover:



Right down to the title design... good show :golfclap:

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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HoldYourFire posted:

You mean Con Air? :colbert:

Same movie.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Robert Denby posted:


Hey. Hey! HEY!! You remember "Inception"? Our movie is totally like "Inception"! "Inception"! Remember "Inception"? This is the new "Inception"! "INCEPTION"!

The poster isn't great, but it did get me to watch the trailer, so score for them I guess.

I'm down for They Live 2, why not?

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Robert Denby posted:

The trailer makes it look like "They Live" got a bigger budget, and it has some visuals that would seem at home in the third act of "Paprika."

This is *exactly* my take on it... could be decent if the acting is halfway competent.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Young Freud posted:

It took me a bit to realize what this movie was (I haven't seen the trailer). This is the movie about the returning ad exec who sees aliens psychically feeding on people's anxieties driven by advertising, so he sets out to create a war between them by setting brand against brand?

That appears to be the gist of it, yea.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Dissapointed Owl posted:

Man, there's no way it can live up to this premise.

The trailer seems pretty promising, if that's worth anything to you.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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kiimo posted:

Taken My Wife: Pleeeaasseee?

Thanks for reminding me of this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPRzh9pyEhI

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

NES/SNES box art was the highest form of art.

I feel like I cannot let this go unaddressed...



Sorry, please resume your regularly scheduled movie poster praising/mocking.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Moratorium on the phrase "visionary director" please... it now means nothing.

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Apr 7, 2008

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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

I am sure James Franco will be tokin' it up the whole way through this Disney film, yes.

Those Star Wagons are going to be quite cloudy.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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So what? Looks like a standard low-budget early-80s movie...

frozenpeas posted:

Man the 90s were not kind to Roger Corman.

Youtube posted:

This is the trailer for the 1998 movie Future Fear starring Stacy Keach.

...oh.

---

[edit] Only tangentially related, but I'm a fan of Space Truckers, which I guess makes it harder for me to judge these things.



Loaded posted:

'Star Wars' meets 'Predator' meets 'Hook'

:v: OK!

testtubebaby fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Jul 6, 2012

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Alhazred posted:

That's probably the greenest poster I've ever seen.



+



=



Is my guess.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Jefferoo posted:

Also Idris loving Elba.



Vanquish: The Movie

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Mr.Bond posted:

Robert Pattinson's face seems even more foot-like than usual, thanks to this wonderful photoshop wizardry.

And Stewart is now a Conehead.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Hewlett posted:

Found this on the IMDb home page:



Gerard Butler = :smug:

Dennis Quaid = :haw:

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I would have also accepted "Gleaming the Cube". Despite the alleged popularity of extreme sports in the late 80's and 90's, the number of action movies based on them is vanishingly small.

Goddamnit... I was scrolling through the responses thinking to myself, "Aha, I'm going to get to bust out some sweet Gleaming the Cube references" and then you had to go and gently caress it up :colbert:

It also had a good poster campaign:



:psyduck:

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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Suzuki Method posted:

The new 3-minute trailer for the latest TF2 update was better than all of the trailers I saw in the theaters before watching Total Recall yesterday. It's almost kind of sad.

Their trailer for the DOTA2 doc is also pretty great.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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sambafish posted:

That's a nice poster but it doesn't really hold a candle to the original. It actually reminds me a little of the poster for 'Deadly Friend':


Wes Craven presents
R.L. Stein's
FEAR STREET

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

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No doubt about it... this movie gives you "Oooooooooo."

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I think you mean to link to these fine fellows.

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