Movie Posters - The good, the bad & the awful

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Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

MacheteZombie posted:

Did they really just combine Avengers and the show Grimm to make a knock-off movie?

Almost...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSct_lih9p8

# ¿ Feb 23, 2015 05:58

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 13:11

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

I want to see GitS Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, Rio, or Chicago

# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 16:57

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

TheFallenEvincar posted:

A world where the dead are smarter than the Target Audience...

# ¿ Feb 26, 2015 17:39

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

It has Zachary Quinto in it so I'm definitely going to see it.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 14:32

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

That's not a bad take actually.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 14:46

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Focus is a decent movie. It's a good step forward for Smith.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 16:24

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Six Degrees of Separation and Where the Day Takes You don't count?

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 22:10

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:

Mary-Kate and Ashley do fashion stuff now. They seem to be pretty successful, so I don't think they have all that much to be jealous about.

EARNINGS 2013 $80 MILLION
Earnings Jan. 2013
Annual earnings of Dualstar Entertainment Group (Olsenboye, Elizabeth and James, and The Row clothing lines)
$1,000,000,000

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 20:47

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Mister Chief posted:

They already did Far Cry.

And it is probably the best Boll movie ever made.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 04:16

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Nckdictator posted:

Mae West

I saw that in a double feature with Myra Breckinridge. One of the weirder movie nights I've had sober.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 09:28

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Nckdictator posted:

Have some random stuff.

You need the best Charles Band movie poster....

Written by Bilson and DeMeo, and it had Andrew Prine and Roy Dotrice in it for gently caress's sake. (also Denise Crosby and Conan Lee but who cares about them).

Humbug Scoolbus fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Mar 23, 2015

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 02:02

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Miles and Miles of O'Keefe.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 06:34

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Empire/Full Moon/Whatever joint Charles Band is making GBS threads up now always had the best posters.

LaserBlast and Eliminators have popped up in this thread already.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 18:59

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

corn in the bible posted:

Charles Band has his own internet streaming service. You can pay fifteen dollars a month for unlimited Charles Band

I already do...I am a weak man.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 20:49

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

What the Phantom was doing in Paris before he got the singing gig.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2015 22:38

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Neon? It looks like a Reno Casino.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 00:56

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Also good in Tropic Thunder and King Kong...What? I liked the 2005 version dammit!

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 22:58

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

muscles like this? posted:

As for the Disney biopic, I would actually like an unvarnished version which showed more that he got where he did through shrewd business dealings and less "dream maker" bullshit.

Read Richard Schickel's The Disney Version.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 14:08

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/weaponbrown/story/

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 01:42

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Sleeveless posted:

Netflix is trying to make something to appeal to literally every possible demographic, Richie Rich is just their version of the cookie-cutter tween sitcoms the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon make.w

They have unlimited hours to fill so why not program for every demographic?

# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 06:19

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

kiimo posted:

And practically unlimited cash.

I don't think people understand right now. Invest in Netflix. They're making everything from Oscar contenders to niche cartoons right now and it doesn't matter if they gently caress up, they just print more money next month. They're hiring execs from studios all over town and they are their own production company and distribution channel.

Invest in Netflix.

Absolutely. They are a money printing machine.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 02:56

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

lessthankyle posted:

Franklin & Smash

aka 'Nelson and Walters -- Attorneys at Law'

# ¿ May 8, 2015 16:30

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

niethan posted:

just wait a minute they'll make downing street down

edit: i just googled and "He Who Dares: Downing Street Siege" is called "Downing Street Down" in germany.

And it is terrible.

# ¿ May 10, 2015 15:59

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Jedit posted:

The original title was John Carter of Mars because "A Princess of Mars" wouldn't sell to boys. That movie had a hard row to hoe, which is a shame because it wasn't bad.

I loved the book, I loved the movie and it sure as poo poo should have been called 'John Carter of Mars'.

# ¿ May 21, 2015 21:09

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

ShufflerZero posted:

What the heck is going on with these credits?

Heh, Leo Fitz from Agents of SHIELD is in that movie...

# ¿ May 26, 2015 21:07

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

TetsuoTW posted:

Yeah I don't think it was the economy that stopped John Carter from succeeding. It was more the being boring as gently caress.

The poo poo marketing didn't help, and how the gently caress was it boring? It was a pretty decent fusion of Princess of Mars and Gods of Mars and had plenty of action.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 04:23

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

The MSJ posted:

What's so hard to understand? Laser dinosaurs are threatening San Francisco and it's up to one giant ape to show them what's what.

I'm in.

Animated sadly...

http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/106325/kong-king-of-the-apes-impressive-artwork/

Humbug Scoolbus fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Jun 10, 2015

# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 15:58

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

As long as it looks like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLgSZ_FZTEg

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 02:40

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

It's set in the 60s right as he's joining UNCLE I think.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 04:15

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

kiimo posted:

An entire movie of character actors from TV shows ha.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097179/

Also I like those Ant-Man posters. To me they say, There are other heroes in the world besides the Avengers.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 00:28

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

ShufflerZero posted:

(Phenomena AKA Creepers)

This movie is loving amazing and The chimp is one of the heroes!

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 02:50

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

LORD OF BUTT posted:

Extra bonus points: it's Dario Argento at arguably the absolute top of his game, coming out between two of his best movies (Tenebre and Opera). Phenomena fuckin owns.

Jennifer Connelly at her best, Donald Pleasence in a hero role, the Chimp, psychic powers, a really badass serial killer, and Dario Argento. How can you not want to watch this right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd765s-PFX0

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 20:35

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Awesome Andy posted:

I just watched this and holy poo poo is it good.

Told you!

I do think it 's Argento's best movie. I know I'm in the minority, but it is so amazing. I don't think he did any other movies quite like it.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 05:55

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Basticle posted:

I'm getting a Julie Andrews Hills Are Alive vibe from the character in the upper left.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 04:33

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Prepare yourself for the most melodramatic acting ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kZaspfzul0

Oh I've seen it, just that that poster is so loving weird.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 15:32

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Mr Jaunts posted:

Wow that's a terrible job. It might have been okay if it just had the girl on it, but it looks like they added all the men in as an afterthought. The guy on the far left looks the worst, his skin tone makes him stick out more than the red dress in the center.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec1-3Fjxy0
Judging by the trailer, I don't think it goes much further than "guys try to kill girl, girl fights back." Which was already done in You're Next, which is leagues better than this will be.

It goes quite a bit farther But it is not a good movie either. It feels like somebody's senior project in some ways.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 05:02

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

The MSJ posted:

From the trailer, I'm guessing that Abigail Breslin is playing a girl trained to take down a group of psychos who take girls on dates before hunting them for sport.

On the nose.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 07:55

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Erebus posted:

Man I'm getting real tired of THE 80S WERE SO WACKY YOU GUYS

I was in my 20s at the start of the '80s...You think you're tired of them?

# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 20:46

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Paul Blackthorne has a fantastic American accent too.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 20:28

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 13:11

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Young Freud posted:

Those are always the best ones. It's used to be finding something like that used to be watching it the midnight movie and it coming on like some sort of half-crazed fever dream. Then, when you're more awake or sober, you try looking it up in the cable box or the TV guide and that's all there is.

That was how I saw Basket Case for the first time. Came in in the last twenty minutes and had no loving clue what was happening or why and it was fabulous.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 05:47

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