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I looked at your concept and I think it can be slightly improved. Adam Lambert is the Crow. He is killed in the middle of being absolutely fabulous, and is empowered with the powers of being the Crow, whatever that means, so he's undead and has the power to rock or something. His mentor is Lou Reed, but Adam Lambert rejects that, because Lou Reed is way too dreary and sees everything in black and white. Lambert thinks undeath needs more colour and being gorgeous. Lou Reed sulks away and Lambert finds a better mentor, Rupaul, who teaches him the powers of Charm, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent. Lady Gaga and Katy Perry are Lambert's rivals, and they act as recurring feuding partners with Lambert in making the world absolutely fantastic and amazing and delightful in their own special ways. Everyone is always much happier when the three of them appear together. The second act has them joining forces to defeat something terrible and poo poo, like I dunno Creed or Nickelback. Gaga and Perry are respectively nearly killed by the assistant of a mysterious villain (the assistant being a zombified Johnny Cash), but are afflicted with some dumbass dark disease so Lambert must confront the dull villain to save them. Rupaul reveals a whole new power to Lambert which he harnesses to fly across a rainbow stream to another part of the undead world. He ends up in a cemetry. Holy poo poo, Lou Reed is the mastermind after all! Lou Reed reveals he was trying to groom Lambert to be the harbinger of doom and gloom and make the world darker etc etc etc and too bad Lambert was too darling to be into that kind of poo poo. Lambert is like, "bitch, please" and with a flick of his little finger destroys Lou Reed's negativity and dresses him up in an Alexander McQueen and some beautiful Jimmy Choos. Lou Reed cries and learns to move on from being so boring. The movie ends with a gigantic Glee party with Lambert singing alongside Gaga, Perry, and Henry Rollins too, because why not. The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Jan 28, 2012 |
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I doubt this would beat Clifford in the amazing movie poster department, but it comes close.
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Desperado Bones posted:I had to go and look for more of emo-crow. I can't stop laughing! Look at his face! This is why we need Adam Lambert to be a fabulous Crow and the whole show to be formatted after Rupaul's Drag Race 
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I'm just gonna assume that Gina Gershon is under that Burqua. When I saw the title I thought it was something to do with the Ground Zero mosque controversy and wondered why the tagline was so... strongly-worded. It turned out it's a Turkish action film  quote:The film follows two anti-terror officers from Istanbul, sent to New York to find and bring back a Turkish religious leader, codenamed Dajjal, who was arrested in the United States and who will be delivered to Turkish authorities by the FBI. The film emphasizes the rise of Islamophobia in Turkey and the United States after September 11 attacks, seeking to answer the question of whether innocence or guilt even matters to one who lusts for vengeance. The three names in the posters are not even the main actors.
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I don't really know if the tagline is a "joke" or as a selling point, but the movie is (predictably) terrible. 
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Aug 22, 2012 07:18
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Aug 27, 2012 03:48
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   What the hell is that thing on the right?
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Nov 18, 2012 07:43
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Burn all movie posters
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Nov 20, 2012 03:23
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A Haunted House? Why don't they just continue the staple of "X Movie"?
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Nov 21, 2012 08:01
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TetsuoTW posted:Because they already made Scary Movie and no-one wants to be associated with Friedberg and Seltzer? I was under the impression those Friedberg/Seltzer movies are huge moneymakers regardless of quality and people still want to watch them. (I thought the obvious choice would be "Paranormal Movie")
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The MSJ posted:Can we confirm that the actors here have their own heads and bodies? Onset pictures suggest they are:  
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FreudianSlippers posted:I hope Warm Bodies is just a hetero version of Bruce LaBruce's Otto Bruce LaBruce also made another very odd film:   Guy loves gay zombies getting it on.
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Vegetable posted:Anything to get kids to read classics, I have no problem with that.  
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Mike From Nowhere posted:I'm gonna need a source on these because I refuse to believe they are real. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wuthering-Heights-Emily-Bronte/dp/0007326742/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1250599705&sr=1-5 you can still buy a copy! 
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ShufflerZero posted:You may regret that request... All that but no Kathleen Turner? 
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Zzulu posted:I always wanted to see how they edited posters before Photoshop or similiar programs were around  
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Red_Museum posted:I remember when this was going to be Spielberg and Will Smith Can't wait to watch him shoot emotionally-wretched scenes by showing us the back of the actors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THh1pPWEoWs
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Why do all these bad minimalist posters always go "It's the [MCGUFFIN], the [PLOT ELEMENT YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT UNLESS YOU WATCHED THE FILM (SOMETIMES AT LEAST FIVE TIMES)]"
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I looked at that last one and thought it was just a generic bad fan poster until I noticed the eyes, then it became amazing(ly terrible).
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May 8, 2013 01:48
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Here's the best fan poster
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May 21, 2013 03:52
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...of SCIENCE! posted:Still better than Cloud Atlas. That's pretty true.  E: better picture
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Vagabundo posted:Meanwhile, in Wong Kar Wai news, here's some posters for his upcoming Ip Man biopic, The Grandmaster. Having watched the film the German one is probably the most representative of the movie, because it's (spoilers on the type of movie The Grandmaster is) close-up shots of a lot of people talking and reminiscing, while bathed in golden light, with very few bits and pieces of fighting here and there. It's absolutely unlike any of the other Ip Man shows. I do like that last poster but that tagline "Once upon a time in Kung Fu" is so loving dreadful, especially when the movie is actually representative of the end of the romanticised Chinese martial arts era.
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HorseRenoir posted:Only tangentially related to movie posters, but it looks like someone's finally perfected the experience of wearing a terrible Mondo poster: I hope the sole income gained from this shirt is from people buying what they think is cool as their grandchildren's Christmas present.
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I would prefer if the mondo posters still get posted but the word "mondo" does not appear in any of the posts or the responses to it, because it's very tiring to see cyclical page-long rants against/for Mondo (and not much about the posters) after. In all honesty I feel the rage against the Boogie Nights poster would not be as intense if the responders did not know it was from Mondo.
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Shia Lebouf's new movie wasn't very good but it has a nice poster: The alternate though seems a bit too colourful. 
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wyoming posted:The best thing about that movie is the soundtrack. The second best thing is that they released a pan and scan VHS version. Where can you get the Taint soundtrack?
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wyoming posted:They've got it up on soundcloud: Thanks for this!
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I've never seen this poster for Click before
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:Between Falling Down, Straw Dogs, and To Kill a Mockingbird, A Christmas Story is the film that poster least resembles. 
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bowser posted:
Judging from those Sony email leaks disparaging Sandler and his movies, these posters are probably the only good things to come out from that film.
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Jokes about political incorrectness in TYOOL2015???
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I have honestly never seen anybody anywhere other than the few people in this thread call Emillia Clarke a terrible actress, but please enlighten me if you can.
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that is not helping
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w81g199L8YA The movie will probs be poo poo but this marketing move is kinda cool
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAi0iD4orL4
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i haven't seen or read anything about green inferno but the poster seems to be making fun of slacktivism rather than liberals, i cant really see a problem with that
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I think that's the movie where the male lead is raped by a monster and becomes pregnant with a radish baby monster
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goat simulator the movie lookin good
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