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Hewlett posted:Looks not dissimilar to this anachronistic Shakespeare adaptation: Which, just FYI, is the best movie. Coriolanus is also really good.
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Babe Magnet posted:
As that chart showed, you never see purple on posters, so it really stands out. Also, there's no way I won't love this movie.
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Handsome Dead posted:I got excited till I saw Eli Roth's name. I want to believe this will be good but that guy is the cinematic equivalent of AIDS. The Thanksgiving Grindhouse trailer was his He was the only downside of Inglourious Basterds, though.
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Jun 28, 2012 14:40
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The Funniest Talking Horse Movie Ever
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A Ridley Scott Film ~D~I~L~D~O~S~ Jasta posted:I've always loved all the action happening on the cover of my copy of Guerrilla War. I was going to say this looks like badass NES box art. Sure enough, I scroll down and there's the stamp. NES/SNES box art was the highest form of art.
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Jun 30, 2012 15:03
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So she can walk on water now? Seriously, Resident Evil. You're 5 movies deep, now. Are you ever going to get around to making the game story? Because there's no relation at all anymore. It's like the modern version of Italians doing "sequels" to American movies.
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Jun 30, 2012 18:19
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Six! Six Guns! Ah ah ah!
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Jun 30, 2012 18:26
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3 was the best. There. I said it. 
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Jun 30, 2012 20:38
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His massive erection is holding up the back end.
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Jun 30, 2012 21:00
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RE3 was just Russell "Highlander" Mulcahy going "alright, I wanna make an 80's action movie, but it's a western about a dangerous stranger leading a wagon train through injun territory, only it's Mad Max, and the Indians are zombies, and poo poo explodes and then there's boob." And somehow, SOME loving HOW, lovely nerds didn't appreciate it.
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Jun 30, 2012 21:51
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It's probably less reining in the monster and more Techno-Jesus Matrix ripoff had gone way out of fashion.
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Jun 30, 2012 22:23
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That is the most amazing thing ever. Hollywood, take note.
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Jul 2, 2012 19:12
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Atlas Shrugged II: The Legend of Curly's Gold Standard
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Jasta posted:Yes! I would pay so much money to see that. Get Jack Nicholson to do his amazing Jack Palance impression and someone greenlight this fucker yesterday, already.
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Lasher posted:I've gone from not even knowing about this film to it being my most highly anticipated movie ever. same here. I had no idea this existed, but I'm such a huge fanboy of everything and everyone related to this movie.
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Jul 8, 2012 07:12
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Iacen posted:Don't get me wrong, he looks like someone I really wouldn't piss off, but who is he? Is he a well-known actor? His big work was The Wire and Prometheus. I can't blame you for not watching the latter. (oh, and the guard of the dimension portal thing in Thor) The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Jul 9, 2012 |
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Has there been an explanation for the goofy mask, or do I need to wait 12 more days?
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Jul 11, 2012 03:22
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"Movie All I wanted was an explanation for the mask. 
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Jul 11, 2012 14:35
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The Resident Evil movies make money because A) fans of lovely movies (myself) B) fans of lovely movies who are idiots and think they're good (a large cross section of the US market) (see also video game movies, Underworld, and horror remakes)
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Jul 12, 2012 19:05
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You jerks forgot the best Total Recall line: I'll be home in time for corn flakes. 
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Jul 13, 2012 17:03
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Professor Clumsy posted:Bloeugrancey sounds so much like it should be a real word. I could see it as a french word. Maybe pronounced "Bloosh". Makes as much sense as coiffure (kwoff).
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Jul 17, 2012 02:34
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After Breakfast of Champions, I'll watch anything with Nick Nolte.
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Jul 18, 2012 16:40
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A Creole Cajun mob movie set in 1930's New Orleans.
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Jul 19, 2012 23:27
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Somebody call Luc Besson and Jean Reno right loving now. Le Bloeugrancey, a mash up of Leon The Professional and The Fifth Element. How is space mobsters not a huge subgenre already?
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Jul 20, 2012 00:06
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degauss posted:Question about the Bloeugrancy - is it pronounced with a soft g or a hard g? I need to know for when I order my ticket. Blooh (wood) Grahn (dawn) See
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I just realized the Wayans and the Movie Movie guys haven't committed any celluloid atrocities in quite some time. Did we make it? Is it over?
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Vagabundo posted:It never ends, this poo poo. No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
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Jul 27, 2012 04:00
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AndyP posted:I believe that's the only time I've ever seen someone credited as "also". Outside of some sort of parody that is. This is now the best movie that will ever be made. Ever.
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Jul 27, 2012 12:17
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Cleretic posted:I appreciate that the poster looks really good, but I'm surprised goons are fawning over Lady Gaga having an acting debut. I mean I liked her first album too (second not so much, way too typical) but do we have any proof this is gonna work out well in any way? If you haven't seen her stage show, you have never truly lived.
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Jul 27, 2012 13:11
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gently caress yeah, Brayker! Machete Kills is going to rule so hard.
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Jul 31, 2012 14:41
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Why not use the actual actor, Nolan North? It's his face, body, movement, and voice in the games. (and Burt Reynolds as Sully) e: in fact, just do Uncharted without Drake, and have it be a Sully movie.
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Jul 31, 2012 22:40
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Anyone who ranks Bruce Campbell above Gator is a reprehensible rear end-bastard and I wish you nothing but ill fortune. And rear end cancer.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Filllion is still the only logical choice for Drake Michael Lombardi. e: 
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the_american_dream posted:Why why why does Uncharted need a movie??? It loving is a movie as is dammit stop Because abs and Burt Reynolds. That's why. 
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Jul 31, 2012 23:00
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Noticeably lacking from all 8 films? Abs and Burt Reynolds.
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Coffee And Pie posted:Fixed that for you. Seriously. Last Crusade, aka a commercial for Young Indiana Jones, was terrible. Plus: the wacky adventures of Sean Connery!
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Maxwell Lord posted:Well, the studios don't care about "sucked" anyway. I can think of two instances where studios actually said "this sucks". Die Another Day was the (previously) most successful Bond movie, but it was so bad the studio opted to shitcan the franchise and start over. And it paid off. Batman and Robin was a massive success. The studio said "this sucks" and refused a sequel, opting to shitcan the franchise and start over. And you can see that paid off to the tune of billions of dollars.
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A sequel to Batman and Robin was impossible because there's no way you could put any more nipples and dicks on screen without earning a hard R. Prequel to Paranormal Activity: a boring guy does nothing for 1 hour and dies. His body is taken away and the camera remains stationary for another hour on a stack of magazines doing nothing, and then a page flutters. The last shot of the movie is the douchebag from part 1 signing the bank loan. Somehow this will make billions of dollars. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Aug 1, 2012 |
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Handsome Dead posted:I have no idea what's going on in that image. The late 60's.
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I would legit wish to own every foreign and domestic Bond poster from Dr. No to View to a Kill. Bad or good, they're all masterpieces in some way.
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