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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I can't wait to see the new movie Royale with Cheese starring Pulp Fiction!

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I would have liked this better if they had used the actual logo for the name instead of Helvetica bullshit.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Well, I can already tell the target audience of this movie from the poster, and they might need to spelled out.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Canned Panda posted:

One night a year, all crime is legal



I'm reminded of that one episode of Powerpuff Girls where Princess became the Mayor of Townsville.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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penismightier posted:

What does this even mean?

Everybody died except Private Ryan because we saved him?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I'm a fan of the poster for My Neighbor Totoro myself.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Wendell posted:

That's gotta be an early loving poster, since it's using a design for the girl that isn't actually in the movie.

It's also one of the most iconic images associated with the film, if the amount of parodies I've seen of it is any indicator.

Also, because this is the Movie Poster Thread...



Honestly, it's better than most of the minimalist posters we see.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Suzuki Method posted:

I think that is pretty cute-- it doesn't work as a movie poster, but if that were a T-shirt for kids it'd be amazing. :3:

I think it would also work as just a normal wall poster without the text or with just the title.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I don't know where you can get the print, but Here's the original source, along with a bunch of other minimalist Miyazaki posters.




The majority of them are the usual poo poo.

E: I don't get the whole folded/wrinkled paper texture thing. It seems like it adds a lot of visual business to something that's designed to be simple and clean. Does it make it look more "underground" or whatever?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Optimist with doubt posted:

I rather like the hulk one but the others are quite bad.

Now if only it was on a movie anybody actually wanted to watch.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Aw man, Cenco is my favorite movie!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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BisonDollah posted:

So what posters do we actually own and display? I found myself so close to spending a week's wages on a Thai 'The Return of the Living Dead' poster when half-pissed last night.

The only proper movie poster I've ever owned was for Star Wars Episode II (gift). It should be at my dad's place. I really want to get a poster for Yojimbo, because that's recently become a favorite of mine, but I currently have no place to put a poster.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Easy fix.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Optimist with doubt posted:

Jesus the amount of text on this poster is staggering.

Well, you can't have the consumer forming their own opinion about the product, now can you?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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zenintrude posted:

My favorite bit is:


Because no one knows Roald Dahl by name :negative:

They made sure to mention the book by name to tie it to the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp movie, even though it's nothing like that.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Sockser posted:

The photoshop work is loving awful but I kinda like the idea and aesthetic they're going for :shobon:

I don't. All I can think of is the Devil May Cry reboot.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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ImpAtom posted:

The funniest thing about those Cowboy Bebop posters is that they all try their hardest to pretend the show doesn't have a wacky superintelligent dog and a cartoonish teen superhacker. No guys, it's totally a serious show about serious bounty hunters, shut up. If they made a live action version it would be totally badass!!

And it's got a completely serious soundtrack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev3Noeh4kpg

FUCKIN' YOKO KANNO.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Soccer Dog and Karate Dog have literally the same tagline.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Vagabundo posted:

Dog Movie Posters - The good, the great & the greatest

Dog Movie Posters: A New Breed of Movie Poster

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Gonz posted:

I want to see some jackass make a fan poster for Star Wars in the style of "A TALKING JEDI?!?".

I think I have a new project. To the graphics lab!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Considering the EU is out of consideration for the writers of these films, that won't happen.

I just realized that that's the best part of Episode VII for me. Most of the post-6 Star Wars novels are probably no longer canon, so now I'm not pressured to read them anymore!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Sheldrake posted:

I should probably stop being shocked at the sheer inanity of the horrible names devised for one scene characters in Star Wars, but nooooooope.

Coruscant Nights: The Ballad Of Kit Fisto

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Rirse posted:

Surprise they don't have a mockup for whatever movie he doing for Valve.

That'd just be a crowbar on a flat background with wrinkled paper.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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CRON MAN 9

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Canned Panda posted:

New poster for The Wolverine. When I first saw it, I thought it was Megatron, then I saw it was supposed to be Silver Samurai.



Oh, Silver Samurai is in it? I wonder if this'll affect the animated Big Hero 6 movie that's in development.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Darthemed posted:

I feel like that Haunted House 2 poster had to have started out with his tongue sticking out, only to be reworked into the current one.
Anyway.



Now with safety helmet and kickin' lime shoes!

Note that both covers have a man skateboarding instead of surfing.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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dr_rat posted:

Also i'm pretty sure its two different people as the skateboarder in the two posters. Also the prince appears to be a giant cardboard cut out.

I can't hate these, they're so lazy it's sort of adorable.

According to Wikipedia, there is not a single instance of surfing in the entire movie.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Oh come the gently caress on with that last one. I'm actually insulted as a designer by that turd.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I think we can all go home now.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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CPL593H posted:

Lopsided boobs are so loving hot.


Yes, this is entirely true.

Well, her arm is at an angle and it's holding them up weird.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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It almost makes me want to make a movie where the main character prominently wears a shirt saying "I am a bad graphic designer" and see how many people bite.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

You'll note that people have not picked up on the sun/shadow themes, the focus on motors, and the play with cinematic archetypes and identity. It's all hammers.

Hammers are easier to draw than nuance.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Cinnamon Bastard posted:

edit: also, it's not even slanted enough to evoke the No-Ghost logo that it's clearly trying to with that coffee stain.

:stare: Ooooooooooooooooooh!

Jesus Christ, this poster is awful.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Erebus posted:

"More consistently presented than Ghost" is one of my favorite half-assed reviewer quotes.

I think you mean "More consistently presented than....Ghost." The ellipses make it.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Desperado Bones posted:

I can't wait for this to happen:

:v:


I want to see one for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Canned Panda posted:

I love me some Mockbusters



The title doesn't even make SENSE because there's no such thing as the Atlantic Rim.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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It's not really fair to judge a design based on how the actors' names line up, since that's a billing thing unrelated to the design.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Also, if anything, I like how that second poster is true to the actors' heights. John Cleese is a pretty tall man.

Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 22:16 on May 15, 2013

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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If the text was still white, that'd be great.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Saw this on Twitter.



Yeah, that sure is a movie about a pub.

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