Movie Posters - The good, the bad & the awful

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Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

The MSJ posted:

I can't get over how prominent Zac Efron's tits are.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 04:25

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:55

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

TILDA SWINTON is MICHAEL JORDAN.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 04:15

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 22:08

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

The MSJ posted:

This is insanely generic. "I don't know, shop light trails on her face to look vaguely like a helmet." Wouldn't want to scare the audience with a sci-fi suggestion too early.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 16:41

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Palpek posted:

While we're talking about Matt Damon's new movie poster, here's a new one with Affleck:

Type isn't poorly tracked over Ben Affleck's face, 0/10.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 03:54

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

The MSJ posted:

Monsters
Come
In
Many
Forms

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 18:09

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

The MSJ posted:

This poster is much too serious for the nickname "The Rock.".

# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 00:41

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

From afar/in a thumbnail the Kong poster kind of looks 8-bit.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 00:25

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

The MSJ posted:

Is this literally a prequel or do they lazily have nearly the same typeface and buzzwords?

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 01:15

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

GonSmithe posted:

The Rock looks like Stone Cold back there in that blur.

rawillkill posted:

This deserves better. It looks like the cover of every war shooter game. That ship in the background is ambiguously sci-fi looking too.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 22:38

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

value-brand cereal posted:

The plot somewhat reminds me of Jumanji, and I can kind of see it in the box. I'm not sure if that's supposed to be a music box?

The poster on IMDb actually looks good (and is totally Jumanji):

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 17:35

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

The MSJ posted:

Jakc?

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 05:14

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Snowcow posted:

Rogue One's Amazon/iTunes/DVD boxart

Holy poo poo. Did this movie not rake in enough cash to warrant a professional photoshop or something? Are spinoffs just not worth the effort?

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 05:13

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Vintersorg posted:

Dave Rapoza's Power Rangers poster.

The MSJ posted:

Christ, the contrast in quality is not lost on me.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 04:03

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

LI AEN OVEN CANT is the Asylum knockoff of AL IEN COVE NANT.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 02:18

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Jedit posted:

Wrong. Empire subscriber covers usually aren't quite so Mondo, though.

It's not even Mondo style. It's one photoshop filter doing the absolute least.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2017 06:22

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

The MSJ posted:

I hope this is real because it's a perfect message to the people who try to crack jokes during a theatre silence.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 03:30

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

I've definitely seen that on a dvd cover in a Blockbuster circa 2005.

# ¿ May 12, 2018 00:45

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Teenage Fansub posted:

why do I find him hot?

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 00:05

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

this is the dumbest movie poster of all time.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2019 23:35

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/french_dispatch/status/1227230866755076097?s=21

this is gorgeous and should be on every page.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 23:46

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Thomamelas posted:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1341832217350131712

This apparently comes out in February and its already starting award season campaigning? How particularly delusional.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2020 03:07

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Yet another Spider-Man poster that looks fanmade but is somehow official.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 19:00

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 14:54

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

This poster just sold me on this movie.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2022 02:12

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Gripweed posted:

Marketing works because I kind of want to watch this just to see how bad it looks in motion.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2023 01:06

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Waffleman_ posted:

Saw this poster at the movie theater

This is doing something similar but so much better.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2023 23:16

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:55

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

The name, the logo, the callback to the waiting room. I cannot wait to be let down by this.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2024 03:25

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