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Wonder what will set him off this time? Someone house sits and over waters his plants?
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Proteus Jones posted:Speaking of which. Why does she have an ice axe of all things? Perhaps she needs to climb a buoy to escape a shark.
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MikeJF posted:Probably just a dramatic scene where they drill past skeletons in the magma or something, but if not and they were going full Journey To The Centre Of The Earth they totally should've leaned into it. Magma flying out of a T-rex skull killing the pilot does sound plausible. It is a shame they went for scientific accuracy.
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Guy Goodbody posted:Oh god, you're right. He said there was a windshield, so they're drilling through the ground, they hit like a big bunch of dinosaur skeletons, and someone says "oh no, it's a BONE STORM" and there's like, sounds of bones hitting the ship like hailstones on a car, and bones hit the windshield making little cracks like pebbles thrown from a truck, and then a T-Rex skull hits and actually gets embedded in the windshield, and as it gets stuck the jaw opens and that lets magma in and it looks like the T-rex skull is vomiting magma Another pivotal moment is where they draw straws on who would crawl outside to replace the wiper blades on said windshield while burrowing deep into the earth's mantle. Maybe someday a remake will give it justice. Colostomy Bag fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Oct 14, 2017 |
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feedmyleg posted:HUGE missed opportunity for The Core to not have dinosaurs and magma creatures. Sounds like they hired 100% the wrong screenwriter. Here's hoping the earth's core gets pissed off again and decides to stop spinning so we can revisit the tale. * * Sadly if I punch through the channels and this one is on I will watch it. Because it goes 0-bad in 4 seconds. ![]()
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Honestly, this is probably the best bad movie ever made. And the disconnect between the poster and the movie is magnificent.
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Basebf555 posted:gently caress off if you don't think The Rock could run 30mph with a prosthetic leg to save his daughter. You can go gently caress yourself with that nonsense, go ahead and tweet that poo poo at The Rock and see what happens. Sad thing is his prosthetic leg cost $6 million.
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Parachute posted:isn't that how many times a broken clock is right? Hell if I know. My VCR blinks 12:00
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Does Sizemore play himself?
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Dissapointed Owl posted:You're thinking of Triple-X Tom. Yeah, you are right. We need a Hardcore Sizemore.
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Teenage Fansub posted:Found the sickest Reynolds poster for the funniest named movie. RIP. Welp, looks like I know what movie I'll be tracking down to watch next.
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Vagabundo posted:I do not own any cast iron. You need to. Cheap. Indestructible. Lasts multiple lifetimes. Especially since you watched how to take care of it (since a lot of people don't).
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:People always say "oh get one from a garage sale", but a new cast iron pan is like 15 dollars and literally cannot be destroyed by anything you could care to do it in a kitchen. Yep. About the only way to kill it is via thermal shock that would cause a crack. Uneven heating or tossing a hot pan into cold water. In short, stupid poo poo.
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Proteus Jones posted:Oh man, I loved that movie when it came out. Yeah. How the hell did Gene Simmons meet his demise in that film? I can't remember (and probably for good reason).
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:Acid squirting robot bugs Thanks. Heck that doesn't ring up any memories. Hell getting old.
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Wheat Loaf posted:He also wrote and directed the original Westworld! I like to think he had no input on that goofy saloon fight with the music.
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One of those afraid to look...is that the George Kennedy from stuff like Police Squad/Naked Gun/Eiger Sanction, etc?
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Basebf555 posted:Kirk Douglas became very accustomed to getting exactly what he wanted on a movie set, including script changes and all sorts of ridiculous demands. I guess by the time First Blood came around he was still operating as if he had all that clout and he really didn't anymore. Should have combined First Blood with Saturn 3. Rambo has to take out Hector the robot.
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Baron von Eevl posted:That's not what happened though. Stallone approached the project asking to do script work. He was an Oscar nominated screen writer, who wrote a best picture winner. The filmmakers agreed and they collaborated. After shooting the original ending from the novel, Stallone suggested the change and the director liked it. Douglas walked in the day before shooting with his own script, asking for this idiotic "and then you see I'm wearing his bandana" ending. And then he walked. If only we had a spinoff of Sheriff Teasle.
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Evil Mastermind posted:I feel like this is what you'd get if you dumped a lot of Dreamworks posters into a neural net and told it to generate a kid's movie. Sadly the tinman can only lean his head.
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What the hell is going on with the right ankle?
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Somehow that thing got an achievement.
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Teenage Fansub posted:So it suits True Detective perfectly. After S2 about the only way to go is up for S3.
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Waiting for some 'The Mechanic' knock-off. Call it the 'Machinest'.
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muscles like this! posted:Jude Law's name having to be slightly higher is killing me. I know, I was chuckling because of the exactness in all of them.
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Welp, now I know what I'm going to watch next.
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Does a cyborg dog go to heaven?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Yoda and R2D2 hosed Vader? Depends. Does Vader have a mechanized anus?
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Chris Knight posted:TBH I'd watch a Runaway remake with Elba starring. I just watched it a few months ago. I'm amazed how well it has held up and how relevant parts of it are today.
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So are they piecing sound clips for Rickles?
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Yeah, close the living room curtains and he shuts down.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:gently caress that poo poo, it's Hamburger: The Motion Picture or get off my goddamn stoop. Cholesterol is now rated R.
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Need to include this when they make 'The Core 2'.
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Proteus Jones posted:I think he might not be a real priest, either. The hell you say.
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We need a Double Impact film with Snipes and Rodman.
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Why the flying gently caress wasn't this in IMAX?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:John Candy I curse myself everytime I indulge into my guilty pleasure of Delirious.
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Davros1 posted:Cleanskin (2012)/Contract to Kill (2016) lol
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So is that what really sank the Titanic?
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# ¿ May 24, 2025 14:08 |
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Yeah Towering Inferno sort of dealt with it.
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