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So could we just get you to stand in front of this other, better, poster, while we take a photo of you. And If you could try and block out as much of it as possible, yeah that would be great.
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mind the walrus posted:At this point they're just trying out w/e cause the flick is guaranteed to make bank. While it really doesn't work, and is two busy by half, I do like that they're trying. Interesting failures are always better then a mediocre success. Apart from in like engineering... or surgery.. or er anything else that involve people dying because of a sucky job.
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TheFallenEvincar posted:Pigpen isn't a doctor I do not belive pigpens level of education was ever mentioned. For all we know he was a child prodigy and finished off his PHD at age 3. or was just a practicing naturopath. No degree required for that and can -or at leasts people do- still call themselves Dr. when practicing
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Should of been the 'uuitch' for authenticity. If it was set before 1300 AD, which it isn't. Either way it is linguistically impure. Burn it!
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Nov 14, 2015 13:50
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:This movie was kind of stupid, but I really enjoyed it at the time that it came out. At the very least, Jet Li and Jackie were fun together. Yep Li and Chan were great together. But they had to go put an annoying loving kid in it. Did they seriously not think Li and Chan were not bigger enough names to sell a bloody martial arts movie even if it didn't have at least one white lead? I will never understand why such a stupid decision was made.
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The MSJ posted:"My movie is about a shadowy monster that lurks in the woods and kidnaps children. Its name is, uh, Antlerman."
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Feb 6, 2017 13:38
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Palpek posted:Look at their feet - Oh god I missed the feet at first. Jesus if they couldn't pull off feet they could of at least had the decency to Liefeld them.
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Feb 23, 2017 14:25
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flatluigi posted:An angel who commands his mom to assassinate their neighbor with a sniper rifle. I hope it turns out that Henry's just framed the gently caress out of the next door neighbor, with Henry's mom finding out he's actually completely innocent only after blowing their head off with the sniper rifle.
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Apr 3, 2017 13:58
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I like how the tag line seems to be warning people that the movie is poo poo and that they shouldn't go to it. Personally I find that kind of honest in a movie poster refreshing.
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Jun 17, 2017 08:01
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Palpek posted:That's a scene from The Fall. Was that movie good? It looked loving amazing. Ignoring that I thought it was pretty good, but why would you ignore that, cos if your seeing this movie it's mostly going to because the cinematography is god drat amazing.
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Aug 16, 2017 16:50
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OptimusShr posted:Is the tiger a zombie? Nah, that would be stupid. It's a robot.
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Sep 22, 2017 11:37
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davidspackage posted:I haven't seen JCVD yet, but I love the premise of this. Van Damme plays himself, only his acting career is/was a front for his assassination career. That sounds sort of amazing.
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Oct 24, 2017 09:45
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porfiria posted:Oh sure there are certainly plenty of exceptions and JEJ did, like, the most iconic voice over of all time. I don't have a ton of faith in, like, Danny Glover or Seth Rogen is all I'm saying. Not that those are especially demanding roles or anything, I just feel like Face Actors tend to be a bit too flat. Like they don't realize we can't see their face and body to help sell stuff. Eh Danny Glover done a bit of rap stuff, haven't heard it myself but emoting through voice is sort of what singing/rapping all about, no quite the same as voice acting sure, but having that background could help quite a bit. But yeah I can't imagine Seth Rogen, or John Oliver being decent. At the very least though Oliver's mocking of what a terrible job he did will likely be magnficent. Can't imagine Key being bad just because he seems to be awesome in everything he does. ...oh god I hope he won't bad. 
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Inspector Gesicht posted:Important to note that Doyle doesn't have any living issue. This is just some extended family trying to coast on his name and make themselves such a nuisance, that companies will pay them a small sum out of court to make them go away. Same principle as patent and trademark trolls. Also important to note, Holmes shows emotions all the loving times in the earlier books. Lol. Literally in his introduction in the first published story when he' meeting Watson he's ecstatic and described as "delighted as a child with a new toy".
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Aug 20, 2020 09:04
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Adequate amounts of bat on the poster, is lacking in the amount of man thou. At the moment how are we to not this simple is a comic about a bat who's name is 'man'. Further clarity of idea needed 2/10
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Aug 21, 2020 09:49
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Gripweed posted:The first 12 Puppet Master movies are not good movies, but they at least are consistent on nazis being the bad guys. Like even the worst movie should be able to get at least this right.
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Sep 22, 2020 08:39
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Detective No. 27 posted:That's a lot of Ultramen. But the real question is, is it enough Ultramen???? Anyway the answer is no.
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Oct 23, 2020 07:57
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Ah A film centered on the internal and endless struggle of all humans. Is my current glass prescription strong enough, or should I go to the optometrist and see if I need to get a stronger prescription.
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edogawa rando posted:As a New Zealander, I am firmly of the belief that he's a national treasure, but let's face it - I don't think anyone was off to the cinemas see Jurassic Park to watch Sam Neill. Don't you remember that trailer where their all in the jeep, and then suddenly they all stop and stare, and the music swells, and then it pans and right there, Sam Neil is just majestically standing on his two back legs, slowly munching on tree leaves, just like he would of done 50 million years ago? Cinema history I tell ya's!
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Oct 15, 2021 03:46
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Well, I know a certain country that's apparently going to be eating lizard meat for the next couple of years. (Legit hope it's a cooking show, about cooking godzilla)
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Nov 30, 2021 00:09
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kiimo posted:He Fights For Children? Sounds like a bad translation They meant to just say '''he fight children." but yeah bad translation. Like I have no idea what Gerald Butler's issue with kids is about, but I assume it came from bad experiences around the whole "never work with children or animals" things.
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Dec 11, 2021 03:20
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Baron von Eevl posted:I'm more worried that it's by the guy that did Pan, where Hugh Jackman snorts pixies and his child slaves sing nirvana songs to him. Did we as a species just decide to pretend the movie never happened? I feel like we all came together and agreed to that, possibly before the movie even came out.
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Could probably get away with a more Burton gothic look, if you got the tone right and a director that could pull it off. There not going to because got to fit everything into the bland style of shared cinematic universe and everything, but I think they probably could.
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Jan 7, 2022 05:27
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Madkal posted:Jones on the other had is inexcusable. It's okay when a serious actor decides to ham it up but it really came across as pity and pathetic as it looked like one actor was pissed off at another actor for outhamming him. Jones was playing less a character and more of a 4 year old trying to out tantrum their sibling. I mean Jones is a good enough actor he probably could of pulled of something if not good at least interesting if he had the direction or writing. The only comedy he's really done is Men in black and Small soldiers, where he parodying being serious. Serious and comedically over the top serious seems to be his thing. In the comics Two faces is usually portrayed as intensely seriously, have him go at it from that angel could of really worked, particularly putting him in the straight man role against carrey, but not really to any affect.
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Lobok posted:Is Alf ok? Eaten by a feral cat two weeks ago.
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Waffleman_ posted:
They seemed to of accidentally of exported only one layer of the photoshop file, rather then the whole thing. Probably should of fixed that before uploading.
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Crowetron posted:Do they know what "Uncharted" means? Pretty sure we charted Rome and Giza a while ago. Nah he's going to be charting one of those giant green rings. I mean I've never seen them on a map, so he'd be doing the world of cartography a big favor if he can chart those.
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FoneBone posted:Definitely one of my most anticipated this year So what's the rent on dank abandoned tunnels these days? Ah who am I kidding it seems room as hell, it's probably like $3K a month or something.
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Spikey Willow posted:https://twitter.com/IanWaffles/status/1503203369841664003?s=20&t=UofQjZQ3dekw6qHHRvyBmQ Would like to see these two movie posters with their art styles switched.
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So are people taking bets yet on what's the next comic book character Leto's going to suck at? Hoping it's one of liefeld early 90's abomination! Seeing him covering and himself in pouches and never showing his feet on screen to preserve the "authenticity of the character" would be great.
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muscles like this! posted:The Final Chapter, if you don't count the TV series that also starred Bo Svenson. Well it appears that he is wandering in a snowstorm with only a crude baseball bat and light summer clothes. The TV show was obviously a prequel for the idiot.
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Gripweed posted:If he's in a snowstorm why does he have such a clearly defined shadow you buffoon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thundersnow 
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Gonz posted:The Morbius cameo in Avatar 2 is going to be incredible. Seriously. The trailers for Avatar 2: The Morbiusing look mind blowing. James Cameron my man, still a master of your craft!
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Why's the guy in the grey shirt skint looking straight at us? Should of cast that 4th wall breaking creepy gently caress in the lead roll.
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feedmyleg posted:The ones I got: Those all look like quality films that I would watch.
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muscles like this! posted:I can see some poor poster designer just annoyed about trying to get that concept across and just put the premise on it to shut someone up. Yep, can easily see it starting off with a great one liner, but there's just one person continually saying, "but will they GET it". A month in for what was meant to be decided in afternoon meeting, no one else cares so everyone just says gently caress it, whatever, just put in all the copy text we have, so we can shut them up and go home and do some coke and forget any of this ever happened.
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Wait reading that poster is kamen rider the good guy or the bad guy? Like is it meant to be evil an all loving secrete society is trying to create happiness in humanity? Is it meant to be evil to try and ensure humans stay humans. Is this secretly an emo/goth/philosophy film about how by very nature humans can never be truly happy?
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Splint Chesthair posted:The real head-scratcher is that they retitled “King Kong Escapes” as “King Kong, Frankenstein’s Son.” I mean I would 100% see a movie titled "King Kong, Frankenstein's son.". Oh god now I really want to see a movie that takes that title literally.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Igor is startled while breaking into the morgue and smashes the jar labelled 'Man Testes' I assume immediately after he picks up a pair of ape balls he accidentally drops them into an open barrel of nuclear waste? Igor constantly three stoog'ing it sounds like a fine way to start such a film.
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