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Dissapointed Owl posted:I was gonna post a poster for Total Recall to prove you wrong, but turns out there isn't actually a poster that says, Get Your rear end To Mars The proper counterpoint to no taglines: 
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Sockser posted:Dunno. Was in the top images in imgur's gallery yesterday, which means if I go digging around Reddit for a few hours I might find something but gently caress that. Not being a dick, just for future information: Most of the pictures on imgur have a source link to the right that will take you to the Reddit post they came from. Then usually someone in the comments will have linked the original source. In this case, they came from a marketing campaign for LG. Those seem to be the only three.
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Bugblatter posted:Who would expect Christians to ape pop-culture in embarrassing ways in the hope of appearing hip enough to entice impressionable youth into joining their club? 
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May 3, 2012 09:16
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Young Freud posted:That Rise Of The Guardians poster makes me think its for a Squaresoft game. Maybe not quite Final Fantasy, but another one of their IPs. It reminds me of some of the art from later Mana games, but not as overly ornate.
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Oct 28, 2012 01:35
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falz posted:Apparently my father in law uses the term "black don't crack". I'd never heard it before a few years ago but I guess it's a [racist] thing. It's not a racist thing, it's just a reference to the fact that darker skin tends to show less wrinkling and other obvious signs of sun damage as people get older.
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Nov 3, 2012 22:39
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Another entry in the category of great taglines: Also I don't quite get the trajectory of that ball.
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Mr. Carlisle posted:More Freaky Friday because a son and father switch places instead of a mother and daughter... but a little bit of Big because a mystical artifact causes the switch. Or as Netflix describes it: quote:Two heads may not be better than one when workaholic department-store executive Marshall (Judge Reinhold) and his son Charlie (Fred Savage) innocently touch an ancient skull -- and soon discover their bodies have switched. I don't think there is any appropriate use of the phrase "innocently touch an ancient skull."
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Jan 13, 2013 16:43
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Baron von Eevl posted:Wait, was there actually a Death Star in Pumaman? Because I really don't remember a Death Star. There was that alien Aztec whatever spaceship that shows up at the beginning and end. It didn't look anything like that, but.. it is spherical, at least? 
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Jan 24, 2013 17:37
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The dark middle chapter in the That Darn Cat! trilogy.
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Jan 25, 2013 18:53
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CaptainHollywood posted:I could have sworn Doc's looked different and was a "Z". Which makes this even worse. Not even a Z, really. They couldn't have used his diagram because it's too easy to understand. 
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Feb 1, 2013 20:23
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CPL593H posted:I love this. "Oh that's too violent, better change it to a guy dragging a dead body. Wouldn't want people to get the wrong idea!" It's not really hard to get. The first one is depicting more active pain and terror because the person is clearly alive and fighting. It's not like the MPAA thinks dragging a dead body instead is all gumdrops and rainbows, it's just a degree of intensity thing. It's the same difference as having a gun pointed at the viewer as opposed to off to the side.
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I feel a little bad I legitimately laughed at "he suspects something is a foot."
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Mar 31, 2013 05:16
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Xenophon posted:And without the filter most of these minimalist posters would look like they took about 15 seconds to whip up in MSPaint I think this is the best explanation. Without paper creases most minimalist posters would look like really simple vector art and it'd be hard to tell they were meant to be posters to begin with.
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Apr 14, 2013 02:00
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Pick Hard posted:That website on the Back to the Future fan poster does not feature that poster, but it does have these gems: That's because the BttF poster comes from the guy's Kickstarter, which also includes more linefaces  a fan poster for a movie that won't be out until 2015  and coloring book Cowboy Bebop with a Spike that looks like a woman.  Also I guess that's Faye on top of.. another Faye in the corner? Which just makes me think of this.
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May 10, 2013 22:07
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ShufflerZero posted:(Not that) Batwoman This reminds me, I should see what some other MST movie posters look like. It's a "western"... I guess....  The Black Scorpion people were really desperate to convince you the theater would be a madhouse of shrieking panic.   This movie gave me the wim-wams.    Does beer make necks collapse  I dunno this doesn't really look thatHOT drat FIRST MOVIE WITH A DUNE BUGGY IN IT  Remember these other movies you liked  "More consistently presented than Ghost" is one of my favorite half-assed reviewer quotes.      Something about this feels like it should be the backglass to a bad pinball machine.  "Ugh, I am so done with you." 
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May 12, 2013 08:21
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It's Slow New Orleans More, a reference to oft-delayed post-Katrina rebuilding efforts.
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May 28, 2013 17:48
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Lizard Combatant posted:Poor Sandra Bullock, she must be really hoping Gravity will turn her career around. Gravity is typically what ends a woman's career in Hollywood.
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Jun 7, 2013 03:42
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Cleretic posted:The same happened with Kangaroo Jack, the ads focusing a lot on the concept of a rapping kangaroo that made it look like a family film focused on children. Kangaroo Jack is PG.
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Jun 22, 2013 09:06
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flashy_mcflash posted:Bridesmaids That guy is being dumb and people should ignore him but "it made a lot of money" is a terrible argument for whether a movie was good or not.
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Jun 26, 2013 21:26
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gmq posted:Has this been posted before? Because What bugs me is her list on the poster implies the movie is based on that girl's hookup list that made the rounds on the Internet a few years ago. Which is not only a dumb thing to base a movie on but also means Aubrey Plaza has starred in two separate movies about wacky images on the Internet.
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Aug 5, 2013 22:31
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mr. mephistopheles posted:If by no reason you mean "a stylistic choice used because it creates a visually pleasing contrast" then yes, I agree. Or someone could just genuinely dislike the way it looks. I admit it's hard for me to articulate what I don't like about it. I think it's the same thing that makes some CGA PC games or Super Game Boy stuff hard to look at -- they work in a super-restricted color palette and harsh or ill-fitting colors end up getting used a lot. It ends up looking sickly.
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Aug 11, 2013 13:44
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...of SCIENCE! posted:A thing that one videogame did, which I would love for film studios to do, is have a reversible cover with the logos, tech specs, and marketing blurbs excised. Bioshock Infinite also had such a ruckus on the Internet about how generic its cover was that they made it reversible to a more stylized one.   (The alternate is not normally in Czech, it's just hard to find the full thing in English for some reason.) It'd be an interesting idea for movies given how rear end-ugly most DVD boxes are, but I doubt there are enough consumers who care to make it worth doing.
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Red_Museum posted:I remember hearing about this a few months back since it was filmed at Disneyland without permission. The text on this one is terribly generic (with matching default Photoshop outer glow) but I find the art a lot more interesting. 
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Sep 4, 2013 14:23
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Sep 25, 2013 05:48
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...of SCIENCE! posted:As terrible as AVGN's movie inevitably will be, it will be a masterpiece compared to Kickassia. We've hit the load limit on nerd facial hair
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Oct 14, 2013 05:44
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Strange Matter posted:Constantine is amazing purely for casting Peter Stormare as Satan, which is the best casting decision in the history of comic book films. I thought his Satan was kind of boring. Tilda Swinton as Gabriel was a more interesting choice.
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Oct 31, 2013 21:30
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Forgall posted:Gotta love how anti-environmentalism is now a pillar of American Christianity. Let's just poo poo all over God's creation, why not. Real paradise waits for us in heaven, so trying to sustain the environment is just heathens trying to defy God by making heaven on earth. Nybble posted:I have to imagine that they want to pull SOME Christians in. At least on Friday and Saturday before they go to church on Sunday and exclaim to each other, "Did that REALLY happen?" *flips through Bible* They won't have to because the Book of Enoch isn't in most Christian bibles. Wikipedia says it's "now regarded as scripture by only the Ethiopian Orthodox Church and the Eritrean Orthodox Church."
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Nov 14, 2013 22:41
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Vagabundo posted:Shut the gently caress up about Noah. Seriously. Let's instead talk about this new film hitting the indie circuit about a poor sailor who can't sit down.  It's the Latvian poster, according to the funny pictures thread.
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Nov 14, 2013 23:13
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Young Freud posted:You're talking about the Mondo posters that they had used for their Alamo Drafthouse showings, right? I'm trying to figure out her spine and arms and it seems like she's halfway to: 
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Nov 17, 2013 01:34
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Sheldrake posted:And a few I found and just thought wtf: Man, turns out there were a lot of unused concept posters for Back to the Future. A lot of them involve some variation on Marty as "blown away '80s teen", but this one has a more sinister edge. 
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William Bear posted:Edit, IMDB lists Lea Thompson as Nic's wife, which seems a bit much for a character who gets raptured at the beginning. Yeah, it's on their official site. Also on that site is the news that Cage's son is being played by a kid named Major Dodson, which is up there on the list of great gimmick names to give your children.
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Nov 26, 2013 02:14
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Remember when Spider-Man threw Palpatine into Times Square to redeem himself
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Cacator posted:What's going on here? Apparently it was in a Reddit post called "Fixing the colossally broken anatomy in Falcon's Winter Soldier poster." quote:They've spliced a bunch of photos together not at all well - the angle is looking up at the character but likely due to the people in charge wanting the focus to be on the face, they've made the upper torso twice as big as it should be. The legs are completely off and far too short, his butt is way higher than his crotch, and his torso is as long as his legs. Oops.
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Feb 26, 2014 08:02
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Seems like the perfect topic for him. The intros to most Calvin & Hobbes collections were him ranting about the ways newspapers were operated and how they hosed over comics. Unfortunately I'm going to guess that most of his interview will be old man complaining about new fangled gizmos and how they're Just Not the Same.
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Feb 27, 2014 05:29
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Were the Harry Potter checks finally enough that Warwick Davis decided he didn't need to do these anymore?
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:and you know what, I like it when they do that, because it really pisses off nerds AND is social conscious of them, which is rare for hollywood. Socially conscious is a very kind term for tokenism.
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The MSJ posted:Poster for Legion's TV spinoff Dominion. Gabriel isn't weak to guns, you need to use Ziodyne.
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