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Desperado Bones posted:Okay. This is a Christian movie, I guess set in the times of Christ, right? I say this because there are crosses up there in the main poster,and that's loving creepy.It means there's people dying in slow and painful agony up there. That's probably the Golgotha and it's probably Jesus up there dying. Also was Judah taken to be sacrificed? Because that's the vibe I was getting from that.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Judah the biblical person doesn't have anything to do with this poster I think, other than being in the bible and being the source of the name of the tribe of Judah and later the Kingdom of Judah. No, I mean Judah the lamb in the movie. They got this lamb and threw him in a box and carted him off.
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Alhazred posted:Halle Berry's tits is starring in a new movie: "From the Director of BLUE CRUSH and INTO THE BLUE DARKBLUE"
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I really like this poster, except the blurb at the top is throwing it off a bit for me. echoplex posted:Jesus christ, how are you even allowed to operate a computer He's 19/20. It freaked me out at first too. Baron von Eevl fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Feb 15, 2012 |
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Noxville posted:The cover of the new UK Blu-Ray of Repo Man is appalling. Really bad job, Masters of Cinema. Really, really bad job. I kind of like it. Matches the hosed-up aesthetic of the film.
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Feb 18, 2012 16:10
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That's a really wide train cabin.
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bobkatt013 posted:Mirror Mirror looks like a movie that Eric Robert's should be in That actually raises a very good question; have Julia and Eric Roberts ever been in the same movie?
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Mar 21, 2012 16:14
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The Triumphant posted:That poster should have been thrown in the garbage. They should follow this poster up with someone taking out the garbage. On garbage day.
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Mar 28, 2012 12:53
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Yeah, once you see that you realize the face and neck of the shirt are from a very different picture than the lower body and arms and it becomes VERY obvious.
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Apr 10, 2012 16:30
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Jedit posted:Still better than the trailer for Cabin in the Woods. "You think you know the story" ... well, yes, I do, since your trailer gives away the big twist in the movie, you loving morons. I hate it when they do that. It's almost like you think that you know the story of the movie. I'm actually pretty psyched for Cabin, it's been getting great advanced word and I liked Cloverfield so 
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Apr 11, 2012 14:12
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And Kodak, I believe!
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Apr 19, 2012 17:03
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Alhazred posted:Reminds me of this: Which itself reminds me of  this Dali/Halsman photo, which was imitated in this poster and literally pasted into this one.
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Jun 1, 2012 23:46
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Slasherfan posted:
Wait, what's Joey Fat One doing in this? Is Family Feud not payin' the bills these days?
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Jun 12, 2012 06:55
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Goatmask posted:
Yeah, almost all of the fan made ones on here are really loving awful.
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Jun 30, 2012 16:10
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Fat Guy Sexting posted:They all did, all famous Australians have been at one point or another I'm giggling imagining Brian Johnson on a soap opera.
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Jul 12, 2012 13:05
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Popelmon posted:I love the dubs of 80's action movies, especially Die Hard was amazing. Isn't the German name for Die Hard something like "A Tough Nut To Crack?"
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Jul 19, 2012 17:22
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Jedit posted:That's about six weeks back, I'd forgotten it. I have to say though, Vera Farmiga's dress pattern is really unfortunate in that position: I don't know, you're stretching that a bit.
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Aug 13, 2012 11:57
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Mister Chief posted:Worst tagline ever? I've seen this movie and, from what I remember, Yul Brynner only shows up in archived footage from Westworld.
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kiimo posted:Oh Paulie. Oh guy from Enter the Dragon and Mitchell. You romance me so. I thought that was Brian Doyle Murray at first.
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Sep 5, 2012 13:22
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Peanut President posted:Does Nicole Kidman's character have a broken back in this movie or what? I don't think so, but apparently she real-deal straight up pees on Zach Effron in this movie.
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Oct 3, 2012 16:39
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The Easter Bunny isn't a fable at all.
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Oct 26, 2012 23:32
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Also I'm pretty sure a wooden carriage falls off a cliff and explodes.
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Nov 1, 2012 15:54
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Dillbag posted:
I hated this poster for the first 3 or 4 seconds I was looking at it and then it all clicked and suddenly I loved it. I'm not sure what happened, but one moment I hated it and the next I thought it was perfect.
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Nov 7, 2012 07:33
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Young Freud posted:I've always wondered how the score for The Thing sounds very much like the score for The Andromeda Strain, despite Ennio Morricone not working on the latter. Also the funny thing about The Thing's score is, despite it not being a John Carpenter composed score, it's the most John Carpenter sounding score that Morricone ever did.
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Nov 11, 2012 04:43
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joedevola posted:Decent art for an awful movie Wait, was there actually a Death Star in Pumaman? Because I really don't remember a Death Star.
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Jan 24, 2013 17:09
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Cavauro posted:They are supposed to look like out-of-touch, unnatural looking Siegfried and Roy types for the plot of the film. I think Carell is the only one doing a Siegfriend and Roy type, I think Carrey is doing more of a Chris Angel kind of role and Buscemi is probably more the old-time tuxedo wearing kind of magician.
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Robert Denby posted:Found a not-bad fan poster: This pisses me off because they misspelled "Tobolowsky."
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Feb 4, 2013 21:08
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With Fred Willard in a starring role, I can only imagine what they mean by 'naughty and nice.'
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Feb 10, 2013 14:50
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Biff Rockgroin posted:Wait...correct me if I'm wrong, but reflected images don't actually appear to be 3D in real life, right? Well, yeah of course they do. Close one eye, look at something in the mirror. Move 3" to one side. The image changed slightly. The problem is flattening at a distance. If you're standing 4' from a mirror and looking at a reflection of something that's 10' behind you, it will appear to be 18' away.
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Feb 14, 2013 20:49
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I would love to see this. Charismatic villains are the best kind of villains. Smith's got pretty tight image control, I really doubt he'd do anything where he's not practically angelic. I remember hearing a rumor that Tarantino wanted him for the lead in Django Unchained but he refused.
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Slim Killington posted:I'm worried about this, but for different reasons than you I think. The novel is a telling of how numerous countries dealt with the growing problem and it provided what was, at the time, a unique take on the genre: zombie apocalypse in a different country. That I think is the most interesting thing about the novel, experiencing what's happening in Russia and Israel and China and so on. I feel that the movie is going to be almost entirely centered around the United States and Brad Pitt's family there, with the other countries relegated to "updates" via news clips and things to that effect. That will entirely miss the concept of the novel, and I'm banking on that happening. From what I know about the film (which is, admittedly little) I don't think much of it takes place in the States at all. I think he's supposed to be overseas with his family when the outbreak occurs. What I found most interesting about the book was less of the actual outbreak and more the reconstruction. The idea that we are a country of mid-level managers and majority of people with any practical skills for rebuilding the country are tradesmen immigrants was nice.
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Darthemed posted:
Charles Band is the unsung king of lovely movies. Everyone always goes with Troma or Corman but no, Charles Band is like the 100% guaranteed seal of poo poo. The relationship Full Moon has with their followers and fans is an emotionally abusive one.
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Apr 9, 2013 06:50
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It looks like The Fifth Element as depicted in South Park.
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Apr 26, 2013 06:07
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Lobok posted:One reason why this rules: Bond/Connery wearing flippers and making it work. Who else in fifty years has ever pulled off flippers in a movie's ad campaign? Who else has even tried? If you try to make fun of the flippers OR the pink background he'll shoot you with a harpoon. He's loaded, who knows what he's capable of!
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Apr 26, 2013 17:45
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Ariza posted:And now from the award winning director of an episode of Who's the Boss and Walker, Texas Ranger comes a new classic! That's not even a trailer, that's just about 2 minutes of the movie. It sets up absolutely nothing other than that it's the kid's birthday and dad is weird.
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May 1, 2013 17:53
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Codependent Poster posted:Bad joke incoming. The 'Hungary' joke is what got me.
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Strange Matter posted:Mystery Men is one of my favorite movies, and I like how I can pick out the scenes where most of those character poses were taken from; however I don't remember the Blue Raja having horribly deformed Elephantiasis hands. I feel like that might be his cuff and the back of his right hand, and not his left-hand knuckles like it looks.
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Robert Denby posted:Anyways, these are everywhere in Manhattan: Isn't there a $x00 fine for honking throughout most of Manhattan?
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Jul 2, 2013 07:01
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Skwirl posted:Have you ever been to Manhattan? Back in 2006 when I was living there, there were signs up everywhere like this:  Googling it now, apparently they gave up on that back in January.
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Also Bradley Cooper in a movie he will regret being in.
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