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LtKenFrankenstein posted:I find most 'posters' in this style pretty stupid and obnoxious, but this one really takes the cake. Aside from the ridiculous sky blue color scheme, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein - the De Niro one - didn't have bolts in his neck, so either the guy who made this poster doesn't know what the main character looks like, or doesn't know the name of the movie.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2012 16:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 18:53 |
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Cacator posted:Man that's just pandering. "Also a dog."
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2012 06:29 |
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Desperado Bones posted:YOU DON'T gently caress A STRANGER AT YOUR OWN WEDDING WITHOUT MAKING A FEW ENEMIES
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2012 00:37 |
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fenix down posted:I like it because it looks like Corman's House of Usher. It reminds me of the poster for House on Haunted Hill, too.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2012 21:28 |
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Here's another really bad poster to sneer at. It evokes nothing about the movie, the color scheme is inappropriately soothing, the tape recorder looks like an amplifier, it tells you nothing at all about the film, and the title is barely present.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2012 03:21 |
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:I did get what they were trying to do instantly, but I agree that this doesn't sell the film very well. If it was a picture of the Necronomicon in the same style, I'd probably like it. For a movie that's chock-full of iconic and striking imagery, they picked just about the most boring thing possible to use for visual synecdoche. "Well we got this movie with a book bound in human skin, huge grasping claws exploding out of chests, a creepy cabin, and possessed trees. Let's make our poster that tape recorder they have. Throw some skulls on it, and make it a nice baby blue. The title's not important." They're putting themselves up against one of the best posters in genre: and if that's the best they could come up with - why even loving bother? TheJoker138 posted:And the recorder is too thick too. And the reels are too small and it's at a weird angle which emphasizes the irrelevant topside and handle, instead of the front. You notice the handle before the skulls. penismightier fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Jan 30, 2012 |
# ¿ Jan 30, 2012 04:18 |
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Mustached5thGrader posted:As a Christian, I can say that there has NEVER been a watchable "Faith-based" film. The worst being Fireproof. A lot of good that did, seeing as how my wife cheated on me and left me http://artsandfaith.com/t100/
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2012 21:28 |
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Desperado Bones posted:emo-crow I've never seen The Crow, but just from the ads I can't see why this looks any more angsty than the original. Shittier, yeah, but everything I've seen of the first movie looks like he's about to cry at any moment.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2012 04:20 |
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kiimo posted:You should rectify this. The first Crow is really badass kind of in the vein of, oh, the first Blade. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Well, I do like Blade. And the sequels have Thomas Jane, Mia Kirschner, Iggy Pop, Kirsten Dunst, and Edward Furlong. And they're all on Netflix. Maybe it's time for a Crow-a-thon?
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2012 06:01 |
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Yeah so The Crow is loving awful. It's like Spawn but somehow worse. Still might see the third one to satisfy my Dunst-love.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2012 18:11 |
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scary ghost dog posted:There is so much innuendo and imagery and allusion in this poster. It's ridiculous. The vagina made of blood is subtly horrifying on so many levels, and such a great thing to sneak past the censors.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 00:01 |
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Desperado Bones posted:The first thing that came to my mind was that scene, because I watched the movie and was severely traumatized by it. If I hadn't I'm sure I would had agreed with you all. It is a vagina and that blot at the top is referring to the chopped clit. I figured that was implied, my bad.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 07:07 |
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:Potentially, but probably not. I'm interested to see more of it in a future trailer, but they started shooting before they finished writing the script. How often has that worked out well? Apocalypse Now. ...but, uh. I don't think Men in Black 3 will be as good as Apocalypse Now. I still don't get why they're making this movie NOW. The first two made a lot, yeah, but the second was a loving decade ago. Let it die with some honor.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 20:49 |
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Static Rook posted:he's obviously in the water because of the splash effects at the bottom. Maybe there's a hot tub on the deck?
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2012 07:52 |
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Gotta say, as terrible (perfect) as the movie is, I love the poster for this '04 Sci Fi Channel production: It's so EC Comics lurid.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2012 04:24 |
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It's an aesthetic/design principle, not a callback, you weirdos. It's the same reason the trailer was a "leaked" bootleg and the opening credits was a James Bond parody in which people were killed by USB cables - it's creating a feeling of technological secrecy, like you're in the shady back alleys of hackers and industrial spies. I still can't believe how literal-minded this board gets sometimes.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2012 20:18 |
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I feel like most movies just shouldn't even bother having taglines. It's such an odd tradition.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2012 21:57 |
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Darthemed posted:Too much tagline? The Tagline That Went Too Far.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2012 23:40 |
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Embiggen posted:Thanks for the link, this site is great. Apparently in the 30s there was a documentary about a guy stabbing everything in the ocean: I just watched this. It's actually no bullshit the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Crosspost from general chat: quote:I can't get over it. Holy poo poo. It's a documentary about a guy who fancies himself a "sheriff" of the sea, and he goes around murdering apex predators and really anything that he just doesn't like. There's this amazing 12 foot tiger shark, and he dives in and stabs it to death just for the fun of it. Also, this:
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2012 21:32 |
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I'm in love with this 1934 poster:
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2012 18:27 |
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taser rates posted:One of Mondo's Avengers posters. I'm trying to recall if this is a reference some other poster or artwork I've seen, but nothing's coming to mind. I like it though.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2012 20:14 |
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Dillbag posted:New Expendables 2 poster featuring... who? Legitimately one of the coolest guys in that movie.
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# ¿ May 9, 2012 23:43 |
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Me too, and I also assumed that the guys in the back are standing sideways. Y'all are just sniping on this one.
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# ¿ May 16, 2012 18:25 |
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Robert Denby posted:Here's a teaser poster for the first live-action movie from Zemeckis in twelve years. There's a 2 to 1 chance it'll be poo poo (gently caress Zemeckis), but this is a well-done minimalist poster.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2012 21:11 |
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Meltathon posted:Having (almost) everything crammed at the top actually makes me uncomfortable. I'm not sure why, it just seems to closed in, maybe that's the point. The title looks like it is slightly too high on the poster, which could be doing it too. I have no clue what the movie is really about though. Yeah that's what I like about it, it's overwhelmingly vertical. The gradient helps too. I feel like I'm in a hot air balloon when I look at it. And then when I focus in on the title, which is very w i d e, I get a slight rush of expansion. I don't know what the movie's about and what the tone even is, but that poster is evocative as hell.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2012 21:17 |
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Codependent Poster posted:2 of the Fellowship, reuinted! The Fellowship of Christian Slater and Ving Rhames was a hell of an outfit in its day.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2012 00:50 |
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achillesforever6 posted:Anyone post "Masque of the Red Death" poster? Its probably my favorite poster. Holy poo poo, I've never seen this larger than a thumbnail. I thought he was just stylized! What a rad poster.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2012 18:27 |
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2012 02:03 |
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BARONS DEF CHARGER posted:
The prophecies were true...
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2012 20:45 |
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Kramjacks posted:
That tagline is giving some very bad advice. A better tagline would be "Make your presence clear and don't leave food out around your campsite." BEAR.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2012 21:41 |
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Mister Chief posted:It should be a pun involving the word bear. I guarantee you at least 2 reviews of it are headlined "UNBEARABLE".
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2012 22:17 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Then B5ar. Eventually the poorly-received 8EAR, then the reboot BEAR: THE BEGINNING.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2012 00:09 |
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Sheldrake posted:This full size poster is hanging on the wall fifteen feet in front of me. One of my favorites, and it always incites some sort of deep discussions about what, exactly, was he going to train those dolphins for. He was trying to teach them how to talk.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2012 20:52 |
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I didn't know they relocated Jurassic Park from Costa Rica to a brisk autumn day in loving Montpelier, Vermont.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2012 18:21 |
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Hbomberguy posted:It's a Japanese horror film from an era when I don't think they knew how to make horror films yet, Watch Jigoku, Kwaidan, Onibaba, and Yotsuya Kaidan to see how wrong you are. Hausu isn't accidental genius like The Room or whatever, that ridiculous insane tone is very intentional and very carefully crafted.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2012 17:03 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Please call them 'The Sinners of Hell', 'Ghost Stories', 'Devil Woman' and 'Yotsuya Ghost Story'. I like the Akira Kurosawa classics To Live (1952), Clickety-clack (1970), Shadow Warrior (1980), Rebellion (1985). Hbomberguy posted:it just completely defied my expectations for how horror films tend to be set up, which was creepy in a new way for me. I agree totally, but it's not because the Japanese didn't know how to make horror films, it's because Obayashi is a loving next level director.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2012 18:57 |
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The Frazetta stuff predates that. The middle one in that post is from the late 60s.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2012 19:13 |
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Last I heard, the movie IS happening, though, with the guy who directed Galaxy Quest at the helm.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2012 21:31 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:Challenge:
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 20:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 18:53 |
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What is going on here, is this set on a dog's back?
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2013 22:00 |