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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


Is that drawn by Paul Pope?

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


I first read this as "Big The Cat" and momentarily got excited about a movie starting a mentally retarded cat who just likes to fish and go looking for frog.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Sandy being a realistic looking squirrel among them is a pretty good gag at least.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Any more tree puns and I'm gonna beat ya'll into a pulp.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Dillbag posted:

Die Hard is the best Christmas movie and you all know it.

e. ^^^whoops. Look at this abomination to make up for it.



I saw this at a supermarket junk DVD section yesterday and thought Die Hard went to the public domain.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Sleeveless posted:

Up was a movie where the gimmick was that the main character was a decrepit old man but halfway through they just forget it and by the end he's climbing up a dirigible with one arm and swashbuckling with the best of them.

It's been a while since I've seen Up, but they never forget it. Especially in the end when he's fighting the even older adventurer guy and and their backs go out in the middle of their cane fight.

Though, I found it weird when the villain kissed Carl on the cheek amidst the fighting.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Lil' General will get his time to shine.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Galavant was a surprisingly solid Middle Ages musical comedy show. Odmundson is the best part.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

The WB logo turning into a police blimp in the BTAS intro was always a nice touch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC9mFPki0BY

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


This one looks like he got really startled.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Lurdiak posted:

It really bugs me how badly integrated the "A Paul McGuian Film" part is. At least make it look like chalk or marquee letters or something.

I keep read it as "A Paul McGann Film," was disappointed he's not in a Frankenstein film, then remembered that he sorta was.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

You're pretty angry over a cartoon squirrel.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Where does The Buttercream Gang fit into this hierarchy?

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

It's kinda adorable, like a 5 year old's first attempt at photoshop.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Interesting that Andy Serkis is finally directing movies of his own. He's not the only mocap performer, but he's the most well known and marketable. I always speculated that as he ages, he'll have to train a new troupe of mocap artists, and they could be marketed as being trained under him.

They'd be known as Serkis Performers, if you will.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

The MSJ posted:

Maybe one stung him when he was a child.

Alternatively, King Vidiot is Wasp.


I heard it described as more like a Disney Channel sitcom for adults. The title character is a woman who was locked in an underground bunker by a crazy cult guy and was probably a sex slave since she was a teenager.

Disney Channel sitcom for adults isn't that bad of a description, despite any bad connotations that might impress. All the characters are extremely cartoonish, but it's very earnest. Also, Jon Hamm gives his hammiest performance ever. Worth watching for that alone.

Produced by Tina Fey so it has 30 Rock DNA all over it.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Those posters are actually pretty rad. They're not really minimalist, they're modeled after military emblems.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

El Diablo's head isn't actually on fire in the movie (at least, not that we know as of yet.).

The emblems are caricatures of the characters. This version of Killer Croc isn't actually a walking Crocodile Man, but his skin condition resembles one. So he adopts his persona of Killer Croc.

Joker's face scars in TDK were meant to evoke his comic book's impossibly big smile. The emblem is doing just that. The smile is also a bat.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Vagabundo posted:

Is that real? Because I love it.




Looks like a bit of mid-90's FMV game box art.

The thumbnail looks like the Constantine poster.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

redmedicine posted:

yeah it's pretty great. christian dad goes undercover in the porn biz to find his daughter, dons a fake stache, raises hell

drat. I kinda wanna see it. GCS was just the best at being a pissed off man.

I'm gonna get some weird results when I search "Hardcore George C. Scott."

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

His freak out about the defaced Whistler's Mother in Bean is hilarious. I love that movie.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


I didn't know they made a Chet Baker biopic. Was it any good?

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


Del Toro is attatched, so don't get too disappointed when it's inevitably cancelled.

:smith:

Edit: I am wrong.

Detective No. 27 fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Feb 9, 2016

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Waffleman_ posted:

Del Toro doesn't have anything to do with Voltron. He's simply the co-author of the book that another Dreamworks Netflix production called Trollhunters is based on.

Check your facts, dog.

drat you, Facebook Trends! :argh:

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

muscles like this? posted:

Nick Blood is a lot of fun on Agents of SHIELD.

He's no Moon Bloodgood.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I thought The Ghost Dimension was the new Electric Boogaloo.

Also, if you haven't seen Electric Boogaloo, the documentary about Cannon Films, it's on Netflix and worth a watch.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

On one hand, I appreciate that Fuller House is being played straight and not post-modern or ironic. On the other hand, I don't think Full House is a well I could ever go back to. That said, I'd love to see what the Winslows are up to after twenty years.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Vagabundo posted:

Meanwhile, the new film from Taika Waititi



Sam Neil's winery must be doing horribly. :smith:

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Vagabundo posted:

Taika Waititi's last couple of films were huge hits in their native New Zealand (Boy and What We Do in the Shadows) and were critically acclaimed overseas. A Waititi film is a pretty big deal down here basically, and it's probably the last film he'll do in New Zealand for a while, seeing as how he's slated to direct the next Thor movie.

And Two Paddocks down in Otago is doing just fine.

Oh. Well, good to know. I'd never heard of Waititi before.

Also, I loved Pete's Dragon as a kid. This is the one of these recent Disney live action remakebootsequels I've not instantly felt cynical with.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Rirse posted:

Sadly that won't happen. The other prehistoric franchise that won't die just released entry fourteen last month!



Since neither franchise will die, I propose The Land Before Time vs. Ice Age.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

People said they're ripping off Guardians of the Galaxy until Deadpool came out.

Bohemian Rhapsody is probably the most thematically appropriate song they could have used. The choice is absolutely perfect.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I love how fluidly Batman can be reinterpreted that there are two distinct versions of him in Lego form. It's absurd.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Being released around the same time as Daredevil season 1 didn't help things.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

It really looks like a mid-2000s Star Wars book cover.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I'd love a Mr. Bean style Boba Fett movie.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

CelticPredator posted:

I would. I want to see more Dwayne Johnson movies but everything he does looks so boring.

I'm looking forward to seeing him as Black Adam.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

In happy that Bat Boy is still getting work.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

How! posted:

Edit- oops, i quotes the wrong person. I meant to quote it as a response to Nic Cage being crazy enough to actually hunt Illuminati treasure. Sorry.

Crazy or not, he'd try that to help his tax problem.

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

That Tarzan movie lives or dies on the ape CGI. Those Planet of the Apes films raised a high bar.

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