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Well, traditionally black. If you go to any bowling alley they have tons of colors. At least every single one I've been to. I think I've even seen multicolored ones, but not many. Most of them were solid color, some sort of marbling pattern with one base color (as in entirely blue, with blue marbling type of thing), and speckled/glittery looking ones. Hell, I just did a search for 'bowling tournament', looked at the videos, skipped around, and saw different colors.
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Yawgmoth posted:This is funny because go to any bowling alley and find more than a single bowling ball that is black. My bowling alley is 95% black balls. The kids balls are all brightly colored, and some people have custom balls in whatever color, but the default balls are black.
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Apr 19, 2012 02:21
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I suppose you just have a bowling alley that decided to have an easy way of determining where to put their bowling balls.
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Apr 19, 2012 02:23
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Kharmakazy posted:In fairness, there's a lot of subtly implied racism in everything if you read into it a bit. Bowling is racist because it's one Jesus Christ you pedantic shits
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I guess this is a good as place as any to ask. Does anyone know the context of that awkward Santorum family footage where the daughter is hugging a doll and making a *reallY* sad face? It looks like some sort of press conference. I think it's a little old, because when I first saw it, I didn't know Santorum and just assumed he was a generic republican resigning from office after being caught while engaging in hot and sweaty man-love. Ninja edit: Cain is the best 
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Apr 19, 2012 09:22
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If I remember correctly, I'm pretty sure it's from when Santorum lost his reelection bid in PA in 2006. Could be wrong, though.
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cbservo posted:If I remember correctly, I'm pretty sure it's from when Santorum lost his reelection bid in PA in 2006. Pretty much this. Santorum as the incumbent had suffered a catastrophic loss by a margin of almost 20%. Part of this was due to the whole campaign to relabel his name, though the fact that people were sick of Republicans and that he was loving insane were also factors. His entire family seemed bewildered and shocked. Also drat, I can't believe I just realized that his daughter was dressed like some 18th-century farmgirl.
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ShadowCatboy posted:Pretty much this. Santorum as the incumbent had suffered a catastrophic loss by a margin of almost 20%. Part of this was due to the whole campaign to relabel his name, though the fact that people were sick of Republicans and that he was loving insane were also factors. His entire family seemed bewildered and shocked. Also her doll has matching clothes.
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Apr 19, 2012 14:37
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bobkatt013 posted:Also her doll has matching clothes. And the doll is holding a smaller doll that is also wearing a matching dress.
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Apr 19, 2012 14:41
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jojoinnit posted:And the doll is holding a smaller doll that is also wearing a matching dress. That picture is a present that keeps on giving.
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Apr 19, 2012 14:44
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ShadowCatboy posted:Pretty much this. Santorum as the incumbent had suffered a catastrophic loss by a margin of almost 20%. Part of this was due to the whole campaign to relabel his name, though the fact that people were sick of Republicans and that he was loving insane were also factors. His entire family seemed bewildered and shocked. Not just that, but also the teen boy standing behind her, looking like an overfed deer caught in the headlights. I remember a Photoshop thread came out of that picture. It was hilarious, but I couldn't find it for longest time after it made the rounds through GBS. Anyone have a link?
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Apr 19, 2012 14:54
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Exactly how old was his daughter then? From that picture it looks like she's in her early teens, which makes the identically dressed doll all the more bizarre.
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Apr 19, 2012 15:07
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Every single member of that family is making a ridiculous face, except for the boy on the left and that's only because he's being blocked by Santorum. I want to believe he's just a clone of the dude on the right being harvested for organs
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Thanks! Can't you just imagine him apologizing for being caught in a wild, gay orgy and using it as an example of how the militant homosexual agenda can ensare even the purest soul? Edit: Is the dolldaughter wearing an upside down crucifix?
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Freudian slippers posted:Thanks! Can't you just imagine him apologizing for being caught in a wild, gay orgy and using it as an example of how the militant homosexual agenda can ensare even the purest soul? I think it's just a large bead at the top of the cross. And that picture is just drat. He's the only one ... smiling? ... sorta. It's like a front for some Jehova's Witness inside family captivity, beating and ... maybe incest thing going on. Creepy.
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NihilCredo posted:
Kid on the right is totally going to grow up to become Buster from Arrested Development.
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Apr 19, 2012 16:28
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Max Awfuls posted:Kid on the right is totally going to grow up to become Buster from Arrested Development. There is no way that one of the sons is not involved in a gay scandel.
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Freudian slippers posted:Edit: Is the dolldaughter wearing an upside down crucifix? Naw, looks right side up to me. And the upside-down cross isn't actually a Satanic symbol. I bet most gothapotamusses would feel pretty stupid if they knew they were wearing the Cross of St. Peter. Is she the same daughter who's medical problems caused Santorum to pull out? I hope she's OK. No one deserves to die because their Dad is a huge rear end in a top hat. E: Where's were? We're? 
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Can-O-Raid posted:Naw, looks right side up to me. And the upside-down cross isn't actually a Satanic symbol. I bet most gothapotamusses would feel pretty stupid if they knew they were wearing the Cross of St. Peter. Oh, I know that, but do you think Santorum does?
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Freudian slippers posted:Edit: Is the dolldaughter wearing an upside down crucifix?
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I just scared myself a little   Part 6 of my Republican primaries propaganda series. You can see the rest on my site or on tumblr I hope this one gets me an unironic tea party customer 
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Apr 23, 2012 04:40
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I loving love the three banners there.
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ekuNNN posted:I just scared myself a little Buying posters from a Dutchman is giving money to socialism. I love it
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Apr 23, 2012 07:11
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Rick Perry looks like he's wearing a President's mask from Point Break... but it's his real face 
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Apr 23, 2012 07:12
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Is it intentional that Rick Perry is made to look a bit closer to Ronald Reagan? Speaking of which, it might be a fairly old and tired joke at this point but it would be cool to see what you could do for a "[Ghost/Zombie/Robot/Hologram/Mummified] Reagan 2012" ad.
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Its interesting that in any previous American election I wouldnt have known a single thing about the republican nominees apart from the eventual winner.. but due to this thread they will all be forever etched into my mind.. as a group of crazy adventurers unphased by simple things such as justice, righteousness and sanity.
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