Let's make horrible Republican Primary ads!

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ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Tupperwarez posted:

Great GIF! As an aside, did you get the brickwork and background from that game, The Dark Eye? Christ what a creepy game that was.

I just did a google image search, really. Though I DID play The Dark Eye once and it was awesome.

I'm working on another gif now since another idea popped into my head. Keep 'em coming! :v:

# ? Jan 31, 2012 05:55

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Old James: Nov 20, 2003; Wait a sec. I don't know an Old James!

ShadowCatboy posted:

I decided to make this based on that sort of weird, nervous laughter:

Brilliant reference, but I would expect the roles to be reversed since Romney is cold enough to hide is emotions. Whereas if you've pissed off Newt he lets you know it and you wouldn't get close enough to be walled into a cellar tomb.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 06:26

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

EDIT: Watermarked!

# ? Jan 31, 2012 07:24

A Terrible Person: Jan 8, 2012; The Dance of Friendship; Fun Shoe

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

*moist*

# ? Jan 31, 2012 07:36

Jump King: Aug 10, 2011

ShadowCatboy posted:

Holy poo poo, every time I think I've seen the best one...

# ? Jan 31, 2012 07:49

CantDecideOnAName: Jan 1, 2012; And I understand if you ask
Was this life,
was this all?

Ron Paul would love this thread--two pages and it's already gone gold.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 08:11

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

Holy gently caress, that is certainly something

# ? Jan 31, 2012 08:14

DS at Night: Jun 1, 2004

I love the look on Cain's face when he's talking about passion. You can't really imagine him saying anything else.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 08:15

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

This thread is amazing! I have an awful urge to post some of the tamer ones around to see if people would believe they're real.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 08:48

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

Any chance you could make a version where *moist* is changed to *sploosh*?

# ? Jan 31, 2012 11:28

Dr_Amazing: Apr 15, 2006; It's a long story

DS at Night posted:

I love the look on Cain's face when he's talking about passion. You can't really imagine him saying anything else.

Seriously every picture of him makes him look like that. He has the smile of a sex offender.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 13:32

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

ShadowCatboy posted:

I decided to make this based on that sort of weird, nervous laughter:

Wake up, see Cask of Amontillado of all things in political .gif format.

Oh well, nothing's gonna top that. Day's over. Back to sleep, better luck tommorow.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 13:44

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

I can barely breathe right now because I'm laughing so hard.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 16:00

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

I'm not sure if I should be amazed or terrified. You weren't kidding when you said the horrible depths of your worst nightmares. Either way, went hog wild.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 16:48

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Kithrixx posted:

I'm not sure if I should be amazed or terrified. You weren't kidding when you said the horrible depths of your worst nightmares. Either way, went hog wild.

It's basically what happens when the dick-measuring contest of "who's the more patriotic candidate, and hence the best candidate" snowballs into something horrible.

Nationalism is so drat stupid and creepy. :colbert:

# ? Jan 31, 2012 17:44

Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003; This post is cursed!

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

I... I can't stop watching this. :suspense:

# ? Jan 31, 2012 18:37

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Yawgmoth posted:

I... I can't stop watching this.

I knew where it was headed but not how far :stonk:

# ? Jan 31, 2012 18:49

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004

So uh, you said you wanted a job doing attack ads? Because god drat :stare:

These are wonderful!

# ? Jan 31, 2012 19:18

Sinestro: Oct 31, 2010; The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

What can I even say. That is so amazing. :stonk:

# ? Jan 31, 2012 19:44

Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

Oh my....this is just incredible. :downsbravo:

# ? Jan 31, 2012 20:01

Dre2Dee2: Dec 6, 2006; Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

It's like you have a god given gift :stonk:

# ? Jan 31, 2012 20:09

Kenshin: Jan 10, 2007

Dre2Dee2 posted:

It's like you have a god given gift

It may be a gift but there is no god involved with the horrors that filled my mind after watching that

# ? Jan 31, 2012 20:20

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Dre2Dee2 posted:

It's like you have a god given gift

I have a few more ideas bouncing around in my head, and I might work on a few more gifs to help me relax between work. I'll wait until others have the chance to post their own before stuffing more of my junk here though.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 20:23

StealthArcher: Jan 10, 2010

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Any chance you could make a version where *moist* is changed to *sploosh*?

# ? Jan 31, 2012 20:28

wattershed: Dec 27, 2002; Radio got his free iPod, did you get yours???

It's been days now, but "Okay, Herman. Roll for whores." keeps popping up in my head and making me laugh. So loving well done.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 20:46

Ratatozsk: Mar 6, 2007; Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...

Have you given any thought to throwing watermarks into these? The chance of them ending up elsewhere isn't too small, and I'd like to see credit given where credit's due then.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 21:33

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Ratatozsk posted:

Have you given any thought to throwing watermarks into these? The chance of them ending up elsewhere isn't too small, and I'd like to see credit given where credit's due then.

Good idea. I'll go through all the gifs that have been submitted and stick an SA logo in the corner of the last frame later.

I did a little research a while back and it turns out that other sites stole that old Lord of the Rings Catapult gif, and stuck their own logos on 'em. For shame! :colbert:

# ? Jan 31, 2012 21:54

pogue23: Aug 15, 2002; Son, I am disappoint.

Ratatozsk posted:

Have you given any thought to throwing watermarks into these? The chance of them ending up elsewhere isn't too small, and I'd like to see credit given where credit's due then.

Seriously. this needs a hand grenade in the corner IMMEDIATELY! these are AMAZING

# ? Jan 31, 2012 22:27

Sigma-X: Jun 17, 2005

I already saw the Roll for Whores gif on facebook earlier today.

# ? Jan 31, 2012 22:37

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Sigma-X posted:

I already saw the Roll for Whores gif on facebook earlier today.

Ditto. Contrats OP, you've gone viral. I'm sure you're thrilled.

# ? Feb 1, 2012 01:31

Tacos Al Pastor: Jun 20, 2003

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

EDIT: Watermarked!

Haha! This is awesome.

# ? Feb 1, 2012 01:36

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

StealthArcher posted:

Should probably get a watermark on this too.

It's that last slide of Cain that really gets me. We all knew that image would be in there somewhere, but the timing is just perfect

# ? Feb 1, 2012 05:29

iSuck: Jul 22, 2005; by T. Mascis

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I walked into a first time appointment with my psychiatrist and complained about depression and anxiety making things more difficult, lately. This segued into the topic of the primaries. Either that guy likes politics or takes his job very seriously.

# ? Feb 1, 2012 05:58

Slickdrac: Oct 5, 2007; Not allowed to have nice things

iSuck posted:

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I walked into a first time appointment with my psychiatrist and complained about depression and anxiety making things more difficult, lately. This segued into the topic of the primaries. Either that guy likes politics or takes his job very seriously.

Get a new psychiatrist, seriously. No matter his viewpoints, that's not the point of those sessions.

On topic, I've seen both roll for whores and sploosh show up on my facebook. Wouldn't be surprised if "not right in the head.com" steals it and puts their watermark on there like they do everything else.

# ? Feb 1, 2012 06:06