Let's make horrible Republican Primary ads!

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Fabulousity: Dec 29, 2008; Number One I order you to take a number two.

A Winner is Jew posted:

DEMANDS THAT YOU MIGHT BRING HIM A ~~CHILD~~ WIFE SO THAT HE MIGHT LIVE AGAIN.

Who would he be yelling this at that would ultimately say, "A wife... Wait, a wife?" before getting turned into a lightning rod? Chris Wallace?

# ? Feb 8, 2012 03:45

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:29

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

EDIT: Watermarked!

Amazing work right here. Herman Cain may not deserve to be our president, but he deserves a medal of which he may hang around his ballsack

# ? Feb 8, 2012 04:27

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

He is Vigo!

And they defeated him by spraying him down with happy-bukkake. :stare:

Seriously though this is goddamn beautiful.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 06:41

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

EDIT: Watermarked!

Dear god

I absolutely lost it at *moist*, that was perfect.

Catboy you're the best, keep it up!

# ? Feb 8, 2012 07:45

Observer33: May 29, 2011

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

He is Vigo!

And his opponents are like the buzzing of flies to him!

I can also imagine a photographer taking pictures of him.

"Gimme Smug. OOH Smuggier! OOH, OOH!"

# ? Feb 8, 2012 09:19

Au Revoir Shosanna: Feb 17, 2011; i support this government and/or service

ON A MOUNTAIN OF SKULLS IN A CASTLE OF PAIN I SAT ON A THRONE OF BLOOD

(hope you don't mind I added a little something)

# ? Feb 8, 2012 14:11

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

That's just beautiful.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 14:27

Raskolnikov2089: Nov 3, 2006; Schizzy to the matic

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

ON A MOUNTAIN OF SKULLS IN A CASTLE OF PAIN I SAT ON A THRONE OF BLOOD

(hope you don't mind I added a little something)

That is awesome.

I wanted to slap on a campaign logo, but they don't make those photoshop ready for some reason...

# ? Feb 8, 2012 16:33

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

ON A MOUNTAIN OF SKULLS IN A CASTLE OF PAIN I SAT ON A THRONE OF BLOOD

(hope you don't mind I added a little something)

Holy poo poo! :aaa:

I'm so flabbergasted I don't know what the hell to say. I've just been staring at my screen for the last 60 seconds with my mouth open.

EDIT: Aaah now I know why it's so hypnotic:

# ? Feb 8, 2012 19:23

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

This thread should never die. It's terribly brilliant.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 22:04

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Less wacky, and tons of :words:

, so it probably isn't that funny. But hey, time to celebrate the events of this Tuesday!

I am aware of the typos, I'll fix them later.

Right here.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 22:53

Elijya: May 11, 2005; Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.

ShadowCatboy posted:

Less wacky, and tons of , so it probably isn't that funny. But hey, time to celebrate the events of this Tuesday!

I am aware of the typos, I'll fix them later.

Right here.

Brilliant, sir. Brilliant :golfclap:

# ? Feb 8, 2012 23:09

cbservo: Dec 26, 2009; by exmarx

ShadowCatboy posted:

Less wacky, and tons of , so it probably isn't that funny. But hey, time to celebrate the events of this Tuesday!

I am aware of the typos, I'll fix them later.

Right here.

I am in awe, sir. Never stop, please. the brown smudge at the end is PERFECT.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 23:28

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

cbservo posted:

I am in awe, sir. Never stop, please. the brown smudge at the end is PERFECT.

Sadly I didn't quite know how to make it glossy.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 23:33

size1one: Jun 24, 2008; I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

That is awesome.

I wanted to slap on a campaign logo, but they don't make those photoshop ready for some reason...

the logo isn't that complicated. could be reproduced in inkscape if the font can be matched

edit: Font isn't perfect but pretty close except for the numbers. didn't have any installed that matched better. Also too lazy to do all the gradients and all the shading.

PM me if you want the SVG.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 03:09

Croisquessein: Feb 25, 2005; invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

ShadowCatboy posted:

Less wacky, and tons of , so it probably isn't that funny. But hey, time to celebrate the events of this Tuesday!

I am aware of the typos, I'll fix them later.

Right here.

OK, tha was hilarious. Santorum's befuddlement helped to make it. But I haven't seen the jacking off gif, could somebody link it?

# ? Feb 9, 2012 04:40

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Croisquessein posted:

OK, tha was hilarious. Santorum's befuddlement helped to make it. But I haven't seen the jacking off gif, could somebody link it?

from the D&D Republican Primary thread.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 04:43

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

ShadowCatboy posted:

Now let's take a little gander from the Romney's side, D&D style.

EDIT: (fixed the timing)

I would first like to apologize for quoting the OP and praising him for the umpteenth time. But, I'm the kind of guy that likes to give praise whenever I see something remarkable. The Santorum picture had me in loving stitches and kinda makes up for that piece of poo poo's hat-trick win last night.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 05:07

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Vigilance posted:

from the D&D Republican Primary thread.

Reminds me of Brass Eye

# ? Feb 9, 2012 05:14

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

ShadowCatboy posted:

Less wacky, and tons of , so it probably isn't that funny. But hey, time to celebrate the events of this Tuesday!

I am aware of the typos, I'll fix them later.

Right here.

Holy moses :aaa:

That's perfect.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 22:20

Tres Burritos: Sep 3, 2009

ShadowCatboy posted:

Less wacky, and tons of , so it probably isn't that funny. But hey, time to celebrate the events of this Tuesday!

I am aware of the typos, I'll fix them later.

Right here.

I am that college student.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 23:28

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

This is seriously starting to become a new hobby of mine.

Image:

# ? Feb 12, 2012 01:58

Thunderfinger: Jan 15, 2011

ShadowCatboy posted:

This is seriously starting to become a new hobby of mine.

Image:

It's beautiful! :qq:

# ? Feb 12, 2012 02:15

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Thunderfinger posted:

It's beautiful!

Into the Mouth of Madness.

Literally! :v:

# ? Feb 12, 2012 02:41

RedMagus: Nov 16, 2005; Male....Female...what does it matter? Power is beautiful, and I've got the power!; Grimey Drawer

ShadowCatboy posted:

This is seriously starting to become a new hobby of mine.

Image:

I keep waiting for the "ZALGO" but it never comes

Still, it's amazing the insanity that one gif contains.

# ? Feb 12, 2012 19:18

Jump King: Aug 10, 2011

I'm growing concerned for your health ShadowCatBoy.

I also love how barely any of these qualify as ads really.

# ? Feb 12, 2012 19:55

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

MildManeredManikin posted:

I'm growing concerned for your health ShadowCatBoy.

Like, mentally? :tinfoil:

Also, don't suppose anyone noticed that I used ComicSans for Victoria's lines? :v:

# ? Feb 12, 2012 22:49

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

ShadowCatboy posted:

Like, mentally?

Also, don't suppose anyone noticed that I used ComicSans for Victoria's lines?

I did. I thought it was an excellent touch when all the serious and "sane" people are using a san-serif (Arial or Helvetica).

# ? Feb 13, 2012 00:52

messagemode1: Jun 9, 2006

Young Freud posted:

I did. I thought it was an excellent touch when all the serious and "sane" people are using a san-serif (Arial or Helvetica).

Comic sans is a sans serif font. :ssh:

# ? Feb 13, 2012 01:06

ZanderZ: Apr 7, 2011; by T. Mascis

Nuclear Spoon posted:

Here's something quick and dirty I knocked up:

It's literally a frame by frame of this article: http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/mitt-romney-makes-it-rain-snack-chips

HAHAHAHA! I love it! "Look at me doing the work of the common people! And they said I wouldn't be able to relate to the middle class!" :smug:

# ? Feb 13, 2012 04:01

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Well this thread has pretty much turned into a one-man show by now. I'm thinking of doing a little series throughout the election season, but does anyone know of what's an appropriate thread I might post in instead of this one?

I'm thinking the Political Cartoon thread...

Anyway, here's the last few right now.

Part 1

Part2

# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:28

archduke.iago: Mar 1, 2011; Nostalgia used to be so much better.

Jesus gently caress these are good. Never stop. :swoon:

# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:36

Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003; This post is cursed!

ShadowCatboy posted:

These just keep getting better and better. :allears:

# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:37

Synthwave Crusader: Feb 13, 2011

ShadowCatboy posted:

Well this thread has pretty much turned into a one-man show by now. I'm thinking of doing a little series throughout the election season, but does anyone know of what's an appropriate thread I might post in instead of this one?

I'm thinking the Political Cartoon thread...

Anyway, here's the last few right now.

Part 1

Part2

This. Is. GOLDEN :aaaaa:

# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:39

Sinestro: Oct 31, 2010; The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

ShadowCatboy posted:

Well this thread has pretty much turned into a one-man show by now. I'm thinking of doing a little series throughout the election season, but does anyone know of what's an appropriate thread I might post in instead of this one?

I'm thinking the Political Cartoon thread...

Anyway, here's the last few right now.

Part 1

Part2

I love grognard Gingrich.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:45

Jump King: Aug 10, 2011

Just keep posting here as a one man show. You've already been front paged, go for the gold.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:58

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I'm wondering why GBS's creative squad has all gone into hiding.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 06:08

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

It's nearing Valentines day, so they all probably have hot dates to prep for.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 06:21

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

ShadowCatboy posted:

It's nearing Valentines day, so they all probably have hot dates to prep for.

I didn't know there was a big release tomorrow. :confused:

# ? Feb 14, 2012 06:27

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

You are a golden God.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 06:51

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