ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

ShadowCatboy posted:

ShadowCatboy posted:

Oof. Well all right. But everyone should still feel free to post stuff of their own!

Here's parts 3 and 4. After slapping the background images together it's actually a simple task to write up a script and animate it.

Part 3








Part 4

ShadowCatboy posted:

Gettin' ready for the next set of primaries!

ShadowCatboy posted:

Coming up: When D&D deals with abortions. I'm trying my best to make it tasteful.

calandryll posted:

I'd vote for Newt if he came out dressed like that.

Diver Dick posted:

Speaking of horrible political ads, I've already seen a "Don't Reneg 2012" bumper sticker. Say it out loud if you're confused.


This is apparently a thing.

Lars Blitzer posted:

Sell us a barrel of pickling brine and a wheelbarrow.

We got back to town, Rezzed the Cleric and all was well.

After that we called him "Father Vlasic" from then on.

Cicero posted:

Not a primary ad, but given the new direction of the thread, this seemed relevant:


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3469121&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post401051641

Munin posted:

The question of "What is the damage rating of a peasant?" has come up in a DnD campaign I have played in. In that case though it was due to a berserking Lizardman.

MildManeredManikin posted:

The idea of Crossbow giving a speech is the funniest mental image imaginable. That whole thing is just hilarious. An alignment change all the way down to evil seems a bit harsh for what amounted to bad luck, poor explanations and self defence though.

TheSpiritFox posted:

While I have no desire to ever play stuff like this, these stories are hilarious. More of these, please.

Xaiter posted:

I tried for a couple hours to get this working. Most browsers have built in protections to prevent pages from constantly firing sound effects like that now. I'd need to use Flash or something I think.

Sizzler Manager posted:

Originally Heward's Handy Haversack. But I thought sticking pointy things into extradimensional spaces was a risky proposition.

ShadowCatboy posted:

Part 24





Expect another couple later this week.

Nastyman posted:

I really kind of hope ShadowCatboy doesn't decide to try and make money off of this. Every GBS superstar thread like this one where the OP decides to monetize the concept has died shortly thereafter.


I'll never forget you, you glorious miracle of modern science.

TheCIASentMe posted:

There's no will saves (or really any save) against cursed magic items. You use the item and you get cursed. Some items have random chance activation but once they do activate you don't get a save.

Edit: I take it back. Some do allow saves. But there's no guarantee that saves are allowed.

Imperialist Dog posted:

Yeah, I went out and bought the Player's Handbook, Monster Manual and Dungeon Master's Guide because of this thread. Don't let it die; or, if you have to end it, at least wait until a nominee is chosen and you can kill off the losers.

bobkatt013 posted:

Most likely African americians as they are "fleet of foot"

Miltank posted:

Wouldn't that make orcs, orcs?

Edit: oops for racism, what I mean is: isn't D&D just a generally rip-off of Tolkien's work in a gamey format?

Kharmakazy posted:

Bowling is racist because it's one black ball knocking over a bunch of white pins with red necks.

Kharmakazy posted:

Play any bowling game and tell me what color they made the ball.