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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Professor Funk posted:

4. Peyton Manning literally dies on the field

"Three weeks from now, I will be in the playoffs. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Block for me! If you find yourself alone, running on the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Stadium Elysium, and you are already dead!"

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

hcreight posted:

I'm starting to picture a scary alternate universe where every animal in existence has an enormous forehead.

Don't go any further or you'll get all of GBS declaring they can't sleep anymore and that their scared of forehead panther so much they peed themselves.