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contrapants posted:I stuff the crust with Green Goddess when I make Funyun pizza. This post started as a joke... 
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les fleurs du mall posted:do you just not loving own tablespoons then or what i mean are they not a standard item in your kitchen gently caress
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Mr. Wookums posted:Tablespoons are generally not a constant measurement. Parents are using silverware table spoons for medicine rather than measuring spoons. My recipes don't care if I'm a mL off.
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Mr. Wookums posted:Tablespoons are generally not a constant measurement. Right, so it doesn't matter and you can just grab what's considered a table spoon and use that...
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Sep 15, 2015 19:42
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Just saying that some people will never be able to measure the perfect tbs.
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les fleurs du mall posted:do you just not loving own tablespoons then or what i mean are they not a standard item in your kitchen gently caress I'm picturing therattle cramming cold hard butter into a tablespoon and smearing it out with a finger over and over and
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If there is one thing in this world that I can measure perfectly by eyeball, it's a loving tablespoon of butter. Not that anyone should ever have to measure one, ever, really. Too much butter in your baked goods? Boo hoo, now they're extra-delicious.
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Sep 15, 2015 20:29
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The Midniter posted:If there is one thing in this world that I can measure perfectly by eyeball, it's a loving tablespoon of butter. goons so insecure about their cooking ability they fuss over what a tablespoon is to the point of needing therapy
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Sep 15, 2015 20:35
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les fleurs du mall posted:goons
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Sep 15, 2015 21:18
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Tablespoon aka 15 milliliters. Christ
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Sep 15, 2015 21:21
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I am uncircumcised.
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Kenning posted:I am uncircumcised. That's not the kind of knob we're talking about.
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Sep 15, 2015 21:43
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That Works posted:Tablespoon aka 15 milliliters. Christ Yeah. What's this poo poo about a tbsp not being a standard measure? Jesus. Idiots!
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Sep 15, 2015 22:06
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What's that in a unit of mass?
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Kenning posted:I am uncircumcised. But does it have beans in it?
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I toured with a guy this spring who worked as a cook in a previous career. We were making dinner one night and I told him to "put about a bump of cayenne in there". He immediately did so, then jokingly got all insulted that I just assumed he knew how much a bump was.
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Sep 15, 2015 22:36
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I grew out the nail on my pinky finger so as to easily measure the spices I cook with
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Sep 15, 2015 22:40
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isn't a tablespoon half an ounce?
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Sep 15, 2015 22:43
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Trebuchet King posted:isn't a tablespoon half an ounce? Depends on what. That's why volume measurements suck for weighing things.
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Sep 15, 2015 22:47
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Trebuchet King posted:isn't a tablespoon half an ounce? Yes, but fluid ounces can only be measured in the US. All tablespoons disintegrate once they reach a high elevation, so they can't be shipped anywhere.
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therattle posted:Depends on what. That's why volume measurements suck for weighing things. It's half a fluid ounce. We name things stupidly on this part of the planet.
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Teeter posted:I grew out the nail on my pinky finger so as to easily measure the spices I cook with He pulled out a key, which is the sanitary way to do it.
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contrapants posted:It's half a fluid ounce. We name things stupidly on this part of the planet. Apart from sidewalks.
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Sep 15, 2015 23:04
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When I Ducasse my steaks to a rich well-done greyness, I measure out the tablespoons of butter by squeezing them out of my foreskin onto a screaming hot non-stick pan. Then I serve the steak with mashed, unpeeled sweet potatoes. As I eat it, I think, "that's one hell of a sandwich"
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though really, to HH's point, cups are a ridiculous unit of measure also pints and quarts and gallons I mean christ ounce makes sense to me though somehow maybe because it's two tablespoons. 
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mindphlux posted:though really, to HH's point, cups are a ridiculous unit of measure You were doing so well...
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Teeter posted:I grew out the nail on my pinky finger so as to easily measure the spices I cook with Is one of your spices a white powder that's measured in kilos
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Steve Yun posted:Is one of your spices a white powder that's measured in kilos His recipes all use the bump as the unit of measurement for small quantities. "Chop your onion finely using a sharp credit card. Add to oil with a bump of cumin, two bumps of paprika, and a rock of grated ginger. Sauté until onion is transparent and then add two dime bags of garlic".
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Scientastic posted:When I Ducasse my steaks to a rich well-done greyness, I measure out the tablespoons of butter by squeezing them out of my foreskin onto a screaming hot non-stick pan. Then I serve the steak with mashed, unpeeled sweet potatoes. As I eat it, I think, "that's one hell of a sandwich" Goons With Spoons: The Post.
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therattle posted:His recipes all use the bump as the unit of measurement for small quantities. This feels like an In Living Color sketch (in a good way)
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Scientastic posted:When I Ducasse my steaks to a rich well-done greyness, I measure out the tablespoons of butter by squeezing them out of my foreskin onto a screaming hot non-stick pan. Then I serve the steak with mashed, unpeeled sweet potatoes. As I eat it, I think, "that's one hell of a sandwich" 
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So in news that actually matters, the best BBQ joint in the world has had a fire: http://abc7amarillo.com/news/local/fire-at-amarillo-restaurant-causes-estimated-70000-in-damage My guess is arson by a jealous competitor. BBQ is high stakes in Amarillo.
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Sep 16, 2015 16:32
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I was hoping that'd link to Guy Ferry's timesquare one.
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Sep 16, 2015 16:52
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I was being actually for real serious about the "best bbq" thing. There is none better.
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Mr. Wiggles posted:I was being actually for real serious about the "best bbq" thing. There is none better. Nice try
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Sep 16, 2015 16:58
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I like the new thread name. Does that mean I can talk about 'cado butter now?
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contrapants posted:I like the new thread name. Does that mean I can talk about 'cado butter now? Cry avoc', and let slip the dogs of war.
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Sep 16, 2015 17:24
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I have a whole watermelon leftover from FoodChatCon and an hour to kill. What should I do?
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Sep 16, 2015 17:34
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Step 1: Cut a hole in the watermelon.
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I don't have a dick.
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