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When she brings it, just act really clumsy and drop it.
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Squashy Nipples posted:I was late to the Babish party because when I heard the title, Bingeing with Babish, I avoided it because I assumed to was one of those horrible over-eating shows, like Man vs Food. There are a lot of films I should have seen but haven’t. And yeah, that scene is amazing.
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The Maestro posted:When she brings it, just act really clumsy and drop it. Look her dead in the eye and with an expressionless deadpan delivery say "oops" and then ask her to clean it up since she brought the drat food, she should clean up after it.
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Croatoan posted:Look her dead in the eye and with an expressionless deadpan delivery say "oops" and then ask her to clean it up since she brought the drat food, she should clean up after it.
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Whatever it is, offer to put it in the oven to "keep warm" or "keep out of the way" Accidentally set oven to 450F. Leave till it smokes then have a good laugh and throw it away.
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I'm loving this, but it makes me wonder... at what point does Passive Aggression become Aggression Aggression?
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Apr 17, 2019 15:03
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None of that is passive as they're actively doing something.
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Squashy Nipples posted:I'm loving this, but it makes me wonder... at what point does Passive Aggression become Aggression Aggression? When the guest insists on overwriting the host’s menu and then behaving like a child about it.
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Why has nobody told homegirl that her cooking sucks!? Nobody will let my dad make a thing for the family, because he firmly established that his cooking skills are terrible. Same goes for siblings, aunts, uncles, anyone. If you’re not a good cook, your rear end is getting called out, and we’ll ask you to bring some nice fruit or something. No, aunt J——-, not fruit salad. Fruit. It took a few years of him working on his salad game, and actually making a pretty stellar one that I still make to this day before anyone would go near dad’s salads. And even then, if he shoots for a dessert (ask me about the time he inhaled too many nutmeg fumes and spent the rest of the day feeling high as poo poo, because he didn’t know that you only use a pinch of nutmeg, not the whole nut), or a main course? No thanks. There are a few family members who make one thing really really well, and in those cases, I will praise that one thing to the drat stars and back, so that they stay firmly in their lane and make that one thing really really well. But if there isn’t even that one thing!? Have a come to Jesus, because it’s better to have hurt feelings right now and know the score, than to do this dance for however long she’s alive.
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Agreed, dino. Seconded. FRIENDOS. I'm gonna start HRT soon. I got the word back from my CNP. It's been a frustrating few months. But I'm so loving hype now. Aaaaaaaa 
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Apr 19, 2019 23:42
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Nice! Congratulations on your upcoming adventures in Second Puberty. 
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Yall can keep calling me Manny, Manuel. Or Renée. That's the name I've been growing more and more comfortable with each time I hear it. Second puberty will be, something. But I'm excited.
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Apr 20, 2019 04:55
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Manny Calavera is a heck of a deadname.
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SubG posted:Manny Calavera is a heck of a deadname.
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In quite a literal sense, he is a dead travel agent. But it doesn't bother me, not like the RL boy name. I could change it, but I like Manny. He's a good guy.
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Do you think the Grim Reaper lets people self-identify?
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Scientastic posted:Do you think the Grim Reaper lets people self-identify? I think the Grim Reaper already knows. The body is the chaff of the soul and all that, right?
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"Hey, just FYI-" "Yeah, your corpse has a dick. I don't give a poo poo about worm food, get the into the Tunnels of Endless Wandering." "  "
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“YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES. "So we can believe the big ones?" YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.” I like DEATH, they're a good concept of mortality. All that really matters is I just gotta be true to me and do what's right.
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Apr 20, 2019 18:38
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Made a key lime pie today. Where can I post the pics?
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Apr 22, 2019 02:31
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Here, probably
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I will email you the pics Edit: I'm having trouble with imgur and linking the pics to here The Bananana fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Apr 22, 2019 |
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Ok, maybe this will work https://m.imgur.com/gallery/X8Et7RK The Bananana fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Apr 22, 2019 |
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Apr 22, 2019 03:25
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look i got one of them but if you uploaded more than one you're on your own
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I'm dumbstruck. When I try to use the link imgur gave me, it says, oops, we can't find that page. Wtf.
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How was everyone’s Easter? I went to a family friend’s dinner party that was also attended by a priest who turned out to be a big fat loving homophobe/transphobe, which, for the record, is unusual in my area. So that was an experience.
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The Bananana posted:I'm dumbstruck. When I try to use the link imgur gave me, it says, oops, we can't find that page. It’s so easy my dude. (If you’re on awful app) you can just hit the “img” pop up option thing, put the pic in right from your camera roll, and it uploads it to imgur and posts it inline for you
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The Maestro posted:It’s so easy my dude. (If you’re on awful app) you can just hit the “img” pop up option thing, put the pic in right from your camera roll, and it uploads it to imgur and posts it inline for you Wow, holy poo poo, I've been using awful app for years, and I've never known this. Thank you!     (didn't quite stick the landing with that piping job. Lol.Thank you
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SubG posted:Manny Calavera is a heck of a deadname. 
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Wanna eat that pie.
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Apr 22, 2019 05:39
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 for stripped naked limes
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Mr. Wiggles posted:Wanna eat that pie. 
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Umm, those are clearly not key limes. You made lime pie. I wanna eat that pie too.
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Croatoan posted:Umm, those are clearly not key limes. You made lime pie. Lol, I wasn't about to zest some little baby-rear end key limes. 
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Words have meaning! if you're not gonna squeeze a pile of tiny rear end Key Limes, you don't deserve to call that pie Key Lime. That said, I wanna smash it into my face.
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I juiced the key limes. I just didn't zest them
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The Bananana posted:I juiced the key limes. Two-lime pie
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I. M. Gei posted:How was everyone’s Easter? Was he OK with you being gei?
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Brawnfire posted:Two-lime pie
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  I bought The Noma Guide to Fermentation a while back and started some lacto fermented plums (not pictured) and tomatoes last night. Excited to see how they turn out
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