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Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

snailshell posted:

Are girl scout cookies supposed to be good? I vaguely remember the shortbreads and shortbread-with-chocolate as being all right, but I started to have a samoa and I couldn't even finish the bite that was in my mouth.

I think it's like the mcrib, artificial scarcity excites the market.

Thinmints are the best mints :colbert:

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Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
Ahahaha what

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Best comment on the recipe:

I JUST BUTTERGASM'D, Y'ALL!

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
I had all four wisdom teeth pulled as well as two lower baby molars that I never lost because I didn't have any adult teeth underneath which had fused onto my jaw bone.

Was high off my rear end with hydrocodine for a couple days and ate lots of oatmeal. Still missing those molars as implants are really expensive :(

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

PokeJoe posted:

Internet food-shopping is something pretty much no one in America does.

Que? It's pretty common to order from Fresh Direct here in NYC. I don't do it because I like to see what I'm buying in person, but a lot of my friends do it.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Tonight we went to our regular Mexican place, and my butcher was there a few tables over. On his way out, he stops by my table, glances around suspiciously, and says "tomorrow morning, I have morcilla."

I'm going to be at his back entrance tomorrow before he opens to make sure I get my share. :ninja:

I wish I had a relationship with my butcher like this...

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

bartolimu posted:

I'm like that with my cheesemonger. Any time something new and interesting is coming in, she lets me know. If something in the case is perfect for me (like a washed-rind that's ready to crawl out of the case on its own), she gives me a call. One time she accidentally got an unpasteurized Brie de Meaux thanks to shipping error. "Well, I can't sell it, I can't eat all three kilos myself no matter how hard I try, and I know you'll appreciate it, so here." She gave me about a kilo of it.

The French Brie they usually get is drat good cheese. It's rich, flavorful, and very enjoyable. But it's nowhere near as good as that illicit wedge of raw, unripened evil.

Man, cheesemongers are a thing? I'd go hog wild to find one, but I wouldn't even know where to start if I got there.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

mindphlux posted:

so... theres this thing called food...

you know;

the antithesis of your dumb loving sack of poo poo dry rear end boring chicken breast on dry bread topped with Cheese Product "sandwiches"





yo

(hoping the 'yo' was enough urban flair to make all those words comprehensible for you/yourkind)

Man that's not really cool at all. You should probably get over that.

Doh004 fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Nov 25, 2012

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Vegetable Melange posted:

So, to not be a dick, you were asking about how to find a cheesemonger? Are you living around a major population center or dairy? Wegman's will have a cheese department, but whomever is doing the ordering is probably ordering off a master list tailored for the housewife market, while a specialized shop run by a cheese freak is going to have the more specialized stuff.

Kind of. I knew of butchers and fishmongers, but I had never heard of a cheesemonger. It makes sense and I just chalk it up to my inexperience in buying my own food and trying to find more specialized stores. I just did a quick search and found a couple that I could go to.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

GrAviTy84 posted:

Wait till he hears about charcutiers.

"A man dedicated to salami, ham, and bacon?! :suspense:"

I kid, but really, if you can sperg about it, there is a specialist shop for it, with a supremely nerdy foodsperg at the helm. These are the pride and joy of foodists everywhere.

I've read the thread, but didn't know there were stores dedicated to it. I think I'll have to go check out this one place today.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
I wish I liked Christmas beers. All of my friends seem to love them, but I don't see the appeal of drinking bitter Christmas trees.

I guess it makes sense as I don't like tanqueray.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

bartolimu posted:

And get your rear end to the beer thread, depending on where you live there's almost guaranteed to be someone who can suggest stuff you can get that you'll like.

You can't tell me what to do dad.

(fine)

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Vegetable Melange posted:

And if you don't like Tanqueray but would like to explore the wonderful world of gin, I got you on that, too. Come see us in the cocktail thread! YOU GONE GET DRANK.

Oh don't worry, I like gin, especially Hendricks. I've been lurking that thread for a while now.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

I saw this and got so sad. I also think their cooking has gotten even worse over time (it was never good to begin with). They're just even lazier than normal :(

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
You can remove items from your recommendation history :)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/history?ie=UTF8&ybhGroup=&ybhIndex=1

*edit* Unless you wanna see dem titties, then by all means continue as you were

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

GrAviTy84 posted:

unrelated: glad to be back, a month is a lot longer than it seems :aaaaa:

I was probated for 3 days because I made fun of people in the SimCity thread. I didn't know what to do with myself for three days. I could only imagine a month. :ohdear:

I just bought Ratio and The Flavor Bible. Can I make good food like you people now?

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

dino. posted:

Sweetheart, I've seen your food. You make good food already. You enjoy trying new things, and you like to explore techniques that others may scoff at, as long as it works out tasting good. Don't ever apologise for your food. If it's vegan, I would be proud to eat your food. :)

:3: Dino: nicest person in GWC? All of SA?

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

therattle posted:

I'm making a domlette for my boy's dinner. (His mother makes momlettes). After he's been put to bed I will make a loaf of bread.

What's a domlette? :downs:

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

therattle posted:

The father equivalent of a momlette!

Downs smilie was quite accurate!

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

I'm pretty happy that it wasn't some sort of weird dominatrix omelette since "my boy" could have gone either way.

That's where my mind went initially. Thought it was dome + omlette.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
Why can't they just call pork shoulder... wait for it... pork shoulder?

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
Maybe I just read it as dome + omlette because holy poo poo that sounds like a winning combination for me.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

therattle posted:

Well, that all depends on whether you are taking the whole "mom" or just the "m", and adding it to "omelette". Given that I am in the UK, and main wife refers to herself as "mUm", not "mom", I maintain that she just took the "m" - otherwise it would have been "mumlette". Similarly, I just took the "d" and added it to "omelette", BECAUSE I AM NOT A PERVERT LIKE YOU GUYS.

What the hell is dome?


GrAviTy84 posted:

the truncated form of the word represented by the letter D in the four lettered abbreviation for choice sexual deviancies.

Urbandictionary says it's slang for getting head.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
I am The Whitest Person In The World (tm) and I knew what getting dome was.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
Guys, stop calling his soon-to-be-spouse a pig. It's rude :colbert:

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
A bit of chopped red onion and tomato works well in guacamole.

Eat all the guacamole, however you want. poo poo, eat avocado straight if you feel so inclined.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Sjurygg posted:

This is Hiroshima style, it's famous in Japan for being over the top with the (heh) toppings.

Wanna make okonomiyaki at home. This one looks allright. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeUHy0A1GF0

e: this is her cooking it Hiroshima style , watching her demure, measured Japanese expression just barely being pierced by uncontained delight at actually succeeding at making it is just too much :3: to handle :3:

Cooking with dog :3:

Was that an attempt at a French accent by the narrator?

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

EVG posted:

More food related - explain "bahnahnar".

Edit: apparently banana art is a thing...



Awesome :allears:

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Casu Marzu posted:

As much as I like living in the country, I am in Madison for the day and I really miss living in a city. Think it's time to find a real job and move.

Sounds like you should come to a real city.

New York City best city.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

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Squashy Nipples posted:

I don't. Sometimes their sports teams defeat my sport steams, and therefore I want them all dead.

It's not our fault our teams have the best players.

And by best players I mean the most money available to pay them

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Squashy Nipples posted:

I hope you were able to smell the sarcasm on that one, I'm not much of a sports fan. The worst part of living in Boston is having to pretend that you like the Red Sox.

I HATE baseball. I watch a little hockey, and the occasional NFL game, but that's it.

Oh I gotcha. I just wanted to be a pretentious New Yorker.

Yawgmoth posted:

I know that feeling. Living in Minneapolis means having to pretend to care at all about the Twins.

Can someone explain the draw of football and/or baseball to me? Because every time I've watched a game, it's been "watch a bunch of guys stand around for 5 minutes, see ten seconds of something I guess you could call 'action', repeat for 3-4 hours". At least with hockey there's always something happening when the clock is moving, and said clock doesn't stop very often.

Baseball's only interesting to watch if you're at the stadium, and even then only if you're drinking or eating copious amounts of food and beer. Football is great if you have an understanding of what's actually going on with the plays.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Edit: stupid kidney stones.

Every person that read this just cringed at the thought. Feel better!

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

therattle posted:

I am having a bad cooking night. gently caress.

Go on...

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Wroughtirony posted:

Learned about this the hard way when I was stopping through for the night on a long roadtrip. I asked my server where I could pick a decent six pack and he was like, "weeeellllllllll.........."

Gotta goto the a pizza place/deli in order to get six/twelve packs in PA.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
Dino with the feel good post of the year right there :3:

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

therattle posted:

Just you wait until I post the story of my cyst.

If it's anything like the pilonodial (sp?) cyst that I had then I can only wait :allears:

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...
Ahahah holy poo poo he walked out completely. I watch the show as background noise sometimes and I've never seen that happen (haven't seen all the episodes).

Absolutely insane.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

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Molly Bloom posted:

(and in Alsace it's hard to get a coffee without pork).

What?

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Molly Bloom posted:

I'm teasing. But everything has lardons here. it is God's own country.

This is a good thing :btroll:

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Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

GrAviTy84 posted:

https://www.facebook.com/amysbakingco/posts/10151534574027900


bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha...









aaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

Ahahaha yes, you got hacked. It most definitely wasn't either you or your insane husband losing your respective poo poo.

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