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Nutsack Rangoon
Mar 30, 2010

EVERYTHING IS NUMBERED HERE. THE MONSTER IS ZERO.

frajaq posted:

Finally Silver realized Rob doesn't have loving ears.

dumb rear end did learn ,

edit: Is Pori holding a lightsaber?

Pretty sure that's Silver's DNA.

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Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

frajaq posted:

Finally Silver realized Rob doesn't have loving ears.

dumb rear end did learn ,

edit: Is Pori holding a lightsaber?

Holy gently caress, is Pori a jedi? He's already got a robe.

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

Soonmot posted:

Holy gently caress, is Pori a jedi? He's already got a robe.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Sweet, lazerbot liked my second music video.

lazerbot's YouTube account posted:

that is awesome dude, i like the video alot man
I'm currently working on Chapter 3, Part 2 motion comic, so expect that soon.

withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?

Olivia42 posted:

That's it. Is anyone up for writing a recap? Where everyone is, which camp they're in, and so forth? This thing is getting a little complicated.

On the other hand, re-reading TGT in its entirety seems like a great lazy Saturday activity. Or a good way to spiral into madness.

#3: MILES "TAILS" PROWER
Affiliation: Defenders
Status: Alive and in training

Tails gets trolled, starting the whole mess. He watches Shadow and Evil Sonic kill some trolls and is...negatively influenced. But Alex kicks his rear end and he passes out in Sonic's arms. He wakes up to find out that Sonic is out for blood. But he doesn't really care! He goes to the water park with Knuckles and upon his return, is kidnapped by the Defenders! Pacman explains the history of the conflict, the death of Sonic, and the training Tails will need to perform a soul bind! Tails has been training ever since, so far mastering reaction, hand-to-hand combat, temporary defence, and patience more efficient flying!

#86: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
Affiliation: Troll Slaiyers
Status: Alive and plotting

Shadow likes killing people. He kills the trolls that originally trolled Tails, attracting the attention of Pori. Mario intervenes, showing Shadow that the trolls problem is on a very large scale indeed. After Sonic shoots him down and Silver asks for help, Shadow decides to form his own anti-troll group. The team decide to stage a fake Justen Bever concert to isolate and destroy the trolls, but Luigi's betrayal thwart the plan, resulting in heavy losses. Later, Vector's message of Sonic's death prompts a second betrayal from Mario. Enraged, Shadow and his new crew (Vector, Knuckles, Bowser, and the Incredible Hulk) vow to take Mario down...

#420: KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA
Affiliation: Troll Slaiyers
Status: Alive and like, totally high

Knuckles buries the trolls...and is half of history's first high shovel! He warns Tails of Sonic's troll vendetta...then takes him to the water park instead! He learns of Sonic's death...then wonders if he can gently caress Amy! He launches an offensive on the troll stronghold...but only kills Teemo instead! He smokes a whole bunch of weed...and roots out every troll camp! There's a pattern emerging here...Knuckles is the best character!

#340: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
Affiliation: this problem can be solved without any villains
Status: Dead, beheaded by Troll King

Sonic is a compassionate friend. When Tails Gets Trolled, he offers to reason with the trolls. Unfortunately this doesn't work, and he eventually becomes Evil Sonic, killing a troll group! He feels pretty bad about this, until Alex beats up Tails. Then it's on. He goes to Eggman for intel and kills him. Then he confronts the Troll King and learns of all the backstory he has before being killed in a brutal battle. But his soul may return...

#2006: SILVER THE HEDGEHOG
Affiliation: Team Silver
Status: Alive, with a cunning plan

Silver is the smart guy. He goes to Shadow for help when he is first trolled by Alex. But he isn't happy (or...present) with the conduct involved in the Bever concert skirmish. He splinters off into his own team with Rob and Elmer Fudd, and watches the battle between Sonic and Troll King. He doesn't watch the rape of Sonic's body though, instead staging an infiltration of Troll City. He manages to plant a scanner in the base and gets a glimpse of the hostage Heimerdinger before being forced to escape. He finds refuge with a troll he befriended until being flushed out. On the run, he loses Elmer but learns the hidden secrets of the Neutrals. Now, the two groups converge to plan Elmer's rescue....Oh, and he's in love with Blaze too.

#2: PORI
Affiliation: Everyone
Status: Alive, and up to something

We first thought Pori was a troll. He showed up to give Shadow a threatening warning, but for a troll, he wasn't insulting anybody...But he was a troll, right? We saw him reporting to the King! But now he's taking Tails to the hideout of the greatest anti-troll movement in history, so he's good, right? Oh wait, he's reporting to the King again. He still doesn't seem to be doing much-wait, he stole Silver's DNA in the newest page? What's he doing?! What a compelling OC Lazerbot has made!

#666: ALEX
Affiliation: Trolls
Status: Alive, and way into the words of death

Alex is the emo troll. He verbally abuses Silver, then he physically abuses Tails. Next, he is dispatched to confront Shadow and the Slaiyers at the Bever concert. He reveals that Shadow was once a troll...throwaway dialogue, or some kind of foreshadowing? Though there are no casualties, Alex orders his forces to retreat. He witnesses Sonic's death and is first exposed to the effects of the words of death when Luigi is killed. Later, he engages Team Silver in a fight but is driven back by Silver's psychic powers and Rob's dragonborn abilities. He watches the battle between Mario and the Troll King, where he again witnesses a word of death being used. Now, he wants this power for himself, so he's following the King to the place the words are learned...

#13: MARIO MARIO
Affiliation: Himself
Status: Alive, and recuperating

Mario's looking out for number one. His first troll encounter took place when he tracked down and killed his abusive parents, who were part of the troll cult. Years later when Toad gets trolled, he confronts Shadow and Pori and decides to take matters into his own hands. With Luigi in tow, he kills the trolls making fun of Goomba until he gets the call to join the Slaiyers. However, Luigi betrays the team on the first mission and Mario is forced to fight his brother. But was he forced? Mario later reveals that the fight was staged in order to get Luigi close to the trolls! He fights off the Slaiyers and, once learning of Luigi's death, sets out to battle the King himself! Along the way he does discover the King's weakness to Stars, but he is also nearly killed by one of the words of death. He and Yoshi enlist the help of the Toads to gather all the items they can, but Mario does NOT want this battle to go to Peach's Castle.

#12: LUIGI MARIO
Affiliation: Mario
Status: Dead, brain shut down by Troll King

Luigi's intentions were good. He was visibly upset when it turned out Kario abandoned him and his brother, and he wasn't sure if Mario killing him was the right thing. But as an adult, he has no problem with Mario's plan to wipe out the trolls. He pretends to betray the Slaiyers, winning a staged fight with Mario in the process, and cosies up to the trolls. He even wins their favour by helping in the battle against Sonic and friends. But he steals Emerl's check plate to protect himself against the trolls, and even manages to sever one of the King's arms and burn half of Garry's face! Too bad the King took Emerl's arm, which was +100 Fire Resist. Too bad Luigi didn't know about the words of death.

If these are good enough, I'll do other characters later I guess! I hope I didn't step on any toes though, so if anybody else wants to do a better job then go right ahead.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Those are great and yeah you should totally do more.

El Belmondo
Apr 3, 2011

by XyloJW
I'm trying to imagine what a TGT event timeline would look like, and my head is starting to hurt already.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
It would have to have separate lines for each character's path through events and alliances, I'd think.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
Do we have a recorded version of Kermit's novel yet?

Crayvex
Dec 15, 2005

Morons! I have morons on my payroll!

withheldmcfakename posted:

#3: MILES "TAILS" PROWER
Affiliation: Defenders
Status: Alive and in training

Tails gets trolled, starting the whole mess. He watches Shadow and Evil Sonic kill some trolls and is...negatively influenced. But Alex kicks his rear end and he passes out in Sonic's arms. He wakes up to find out that Sonic is out for blood. But he doesn't really care! He goes to the water park with Knuckles and upon his return, is kidnapped by the Defenders! Pacman explains the history of the conflict, the death of Sonic, and the training Tails will need to perform a soul bind! Tails has been training ever since, so far mastering reaction, hand-to-hand combat, temporary defence, and patience more efficient flying!

#86: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
Affiliation: Troll Slaiyers
Status: Alive and plotting

Shadow likes killing people. He kills the trolls that originally trolled Tails, attracting the attention of Pori. Mario intervenes, showing Shadow that the trolls problem is on a very large scale indeed. After Sonic shoots him down and Silver asks for help, Shadow decides to form his own anti-troll group. The team decide to stage a fake Justen Bever concert to isolate and destroy the trolls, but Luigi's betrayal thwart the plan, resulting in heavy losses. Later, Vector's message of Sonic's death prompts a second betrayal from Mario. Enraged, Shadow and his new crew (Vector, Knuckles, Bowser, and the Incredible Hulk) vow to take Mario down...

#420: KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA
Affiliation: Troll Slaiyers
Status: Alive and like, totally high

Knuckles buries the trolls...and is half of history's first high shovel! He warns Tails of Sonic's troll vendetta...then takes him to the water park instead! He learns of Sonic's death...then wonders if he can gently caress Amy! He launches an offensive on the troll stronghold...but only kills Teemo instead! He smokes a whole bunch of weed...and roots out every troll camp! There's a pattern emerging here...Knuckles is the best character!

#340: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
Affiliation: this problem can be solved without any villains
Status: Dead, beheaded by Troll King

Sonic is a compassionate friend. When Tails Gets Trolled, he offers to reason with the trolls. Unfortunately this doesn't work, and he eventually becomes Evil Sonic, killing a troll group! He feels pretty bad about this, until Alex beats up Tails. Then it's on. He goes to Eggman for intel and kills him. Then he confronts the Troll King and learns of all the backstory he has before being killed in a brutal battle. But his soul may return...

#2006: SILVER THE HEDGEHOG
Affiliation: Team Silver
Status: Alive, with a cunning plan

Silver is the smart guy. He goes to Shadow for help when he is first trolled by Alex. But he isn't happy (or...present) with the conduct involved in the Bever concert skirmish. He splinters off into his own team with Rob and Elmer Fudd, and watches the battle between Sonic and Troll King. He doesn't watch the rape of Sonic's body though, instead staging an infiltration of Troll City. He manages to plant a scanner in the base and gets a glimpse of the hostage Heimerdinger before being forced to escape. He finds refuge with a troll he befriended until being flushed out. On the run, he loses Elmer but learns the hidden secrets of the Neutrals. Now, the two groups converge to plan Elmer's rescue....Oh, and he's in love with Blaze too.

#2: PORI
Affiliation: Everyone
Status: Alive, and up to something

We first thought Pori was a troll. He showed up to give Shadow a threatening warning, but for a troll, he wasn't insulting anybody...But he was a troll, right? We saw him reporting to the King! But now he's taking Tails to the hideout of the greatest anti-troll movement in history, so he's good, right? Oh wait, he's reporting to the King again. He still doesn't seem to be doing much-wait, he stole Silver's DNA in the newest page? What's he doing?! What a compelling OC Lazerbot has made!

#666: ALEX
Affiliation: Trolls
Status: Alive, and way into the words of death

Alex is the emo troll. He verbally abuses Silver, then he physically abuses Tails. Next, he is dispatched to confront Shadow and the Slaiyers at the Bever concert. He reveals that Shadow was once a troll...throwaway dialogue, or some kind of foreshadowing? Though there are no casualties, Alex orders his forces to retreat. He witnesses Sonic's death and is first exposed to the effects of the words of death when Luigi is killed. Later, he engages Team Silver in a fight but is driven back by Silver's psychic powers and Rob's dragonborn abilities. He watches the battle between Mario and the Troll King, where he again witnesses a word of death being used. Now, he wants this power for himself, so he's following the King to the place the words are learned...

#13: MARIO MARIO
Affiliation: Himself
Status: Alive, and recuperating

Mario's looking out for number one. His first troll encounter took place when he tracked down and killed his abusive parents, who were part of the troll cult. Years later when Toad gets trolled, he confronts Shadow and Pori and decides to take matters into his own hands. With Luigi in tow, he kills the trolls making fun of Goomba until he gets the call to join the Slaiyers. However, Luigi betrays the team on the first mission and Mario is forced to fight his brother. But was he forced? Mario later reveals that the fight was staged in order to get Luigi close to the trolls! He fights off the Slaiyers and, once learning of Luigi's death, sets out to battle the King himself! Along the way he does discover the King's weakness to Stars, but he is also nearly killed by one of the words of death. He and Yoshi enlist the help of the Toads to gather all the items they can, but Mario does NOT want this battle to go to Peach's Castle.

#12: LUIGI MARIO
Affiliation: Mario
Status: Dead, brain shut down by Troll King

Luigi's intentions were good. He was visibly upset when it turned out Kario abandoned him and his brother, and he wasn't sure if Mario killing him was the right thing. But as an adult, he has no problem with Mario's plan to wipe out the trolls. He pretends to betray the Slaiyers, winning a staged fight with Mario in the process, and cosies up to the trolls. He even wins their favour by helping in the battle against Sonic and friends. But he steals Emerl's check plate to protect himself against the trolls, and even manages to sever one of the King's arms and burn half of Garry's face! Too bad the King took Emerl's arm, which was +100 Fire Resist. Too bad Luigi didn't know about the words of death.

If these are good enough, I'll do other characters later I guess! I hope I didn't step on any toes though, so if anybody else wants to do a better job then go right ahead.

This is great and you should do more!

PAL-18
Jan 21, 2007

Wanna see my batteries?
Can't wait for Rob to be the real hero since the words of death have no effect on him.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Paramemetic posted:

Do we have a recorded version of Kermit's novel yet?

Literally Kermit is working on it, he streamed his cold reads.

withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?
Eh, I've got some time before work. Time to recap the characters who first appeared in Chapter 2!

#8: KING BOWSER KOOPA
Affiliation: Troll Slaiyers
Status: Alive, and making a list

Bowser is a scary guy. He may not have been the first character to kill a troll, but he was the first one we saw really intimidate one. After this, he stays under the radar until he finds Mario betraying the original Slaiyers. Bowser fails to kill Mario, but he is useful enough for Shadow to keep him around. He produces a list of Mario's powers, and decides that the Slaiyers Mk II should fight each other to learn how to fight as a team.

#5: TEEMO
Affiliation: Troll Slaiyers
Status: Dead, squashed against a mountain by Knuckles

Teemo was the bastard. A seasoned veteran of League of Legends, he knew it was pointless to talk back to the trolls, so he would just agree with them. He's more of a bystander during both the Bever concert debacle and the fight against Mario. He was fairly perceptive, noting that although it was hard to see with his eyes closed, something was off with Hulk's arm. But none of this helped when he met Knuckles. The plan was to use a canan to launch Teemo into the troll base, where he would get pentakills. Unfortunately nobody knew where the base was, and Teemo opened his eyes for the first time...only to immediately be killed on impact with a mountain. Goodnight, sweet prince.

#112: BUGS BUNNY
Affiliation: Troll Slaiyers
Status: Dead, a puppet for Elmer Fudd

Bugs always was the gay. He couldn't always handle being trolled, but his friend Daffy encouraged him to fight their dickyness with more dickyness. As a result, Bugs began doing all kinds of stupid and gay poo poo. He would dress up as a girl and kiss them. Although it worked, he didn't like doing it. However, acting gay for so long caused him to eventually become gay with Daffy. He suggests that the Troll Slaiyers hide out in his rabbit hole, where they will neverbe found (except by Vector and Bowser later on). But his emotions get the better of him at the Bever concert when the trolls reveal Daffy as their hostage. In tears, he breaks Shadow's explosive once Daffy is killed. Shadow is mildly upset. Despite now being dead, Bugs can still be useful to Elmer Fudd...

#1962: BRUCE "THE INCREDIBLE HULK" BANNER
Affiliation: Troll Slaiyers
Status: Alive, and up on his reading

Hulk is the power. He used to be trolled until he became bigger and stronger than the trolls. Now they fear him. He isn't involved in the planning stage of the Great Bever Caper, as he can't fit inside Bugs' hole. He goes along with it though, building the stage for the fake concert. Shadow trusts him enough to divulge the awesome loving plan, and Hulk stays by Shadow's side after the Slaiyers divide. He nearly defeats Mario with a rock, and would have killed him if not for Yoshi's appearance. Later he believes enough in Knuckles' plan to get the canan for him, but after the plan kills Teemo, he becomes the only remaining original Slaiyer besides Shadow. He likes to read while he thinks, and he's liking the new Slaiyers' plan. But he thinks it'll be hard to carry out...

#0: ROB
Affiliation: Team Silver
Status: Alive, 4 out of 5 senses intact

Rob's that guy with no ears. This grants him full immunity to all trolling, but it also means he can't hear anybody on his side either. He's nowhere to be seen at the Bever concert, but let's face it; he probably had no idea he was supposed to be there. He joins Silver and Elmer Fudd later on, where he disguises as a troll to infiltrate the city. Even if he doesn't know what's going on, he's pretty handy in a fight, as it turns out he's a dragonborn! He uses his fire breath and his frost breath to hold the trolls off during Silver's escape. He's unable to save his friends from being held hostage later on though, because nobody can wake him up. He can sniff out Hindo's electrical interference, but he can't stop the troll from kidnapping Elmer. He'll save him no matter what, even if he has no idea what his friends are planning...

#69: DAFFY DUCK
Affiliation: Bugs
Status: Dead, the puppet of Elmer Fudd

Bugs' gay loving duck friend. He was the closest confidant Bugs had when he was being trolled, but he was tragically kidnapped by the trolls. Alex personally beat him up, but left him alive to use as bait one day. That day came when Luigi told the trolls that a group of troll slaiyers, including Bugs, were planning an attack during a Justen Bever concert. Daffy was Alex's ace in the hole, and was kept alive during the Mario Bros' fight. However, Shadow made the wrong call and decided that Mario's wellbeing was more important than Bugs and Daffy's. So ends the most beautiful love story ever told...

#7: WILE E. COYOTE
Affiliation: The Neutrals
Status: Alive, with great powers

We all thought Wile E's appearance was a one-shot. He pays for the stage that Hulk builds for the concert after Shadow and Knuckles help him kill the Road Runner, and goes home. But once Elmer is kidnapped, he decides to reveal all to Team Silver. He is part of a group that can control dead bodies, but only as long as they remain emotionally neutral and the head is still connected to the body. Years ago, he sweet-talked Porky into being the designated driver for him and his friends' night out. But after Porky's keys were stolen, Wile E. lead the crew to a cult meeting, where they gained their satanic powers. The next morning, he was the only one to ask Kelic the cult leader about his newfound powers. He learned that Porky may be in danger from the church, and rushed to save him. He almost brought Porky out of his funk, but was ultimately unable to stop Porky from committing suicide. He won't lose another Neutral, so he's helping Silver save Fudd now...

#300: DR. IVO "EGGMAN" ROBOTNIK
Affiliation: Himself
Status: Dead, impaled by Sonic

Eggman wasn't so bad after all. He was imprisoned by the trolls along with his friend Heimerdinger and an as of yet unknown third scientist. Eggman and Heimerdinger almost escaped together, but Eggman was forced to leave Heimerdinger behind. Eggman swore to save his friend, even if he had to work with Sonic to do so. Later, in exchange for the Chaos Emeralds, he agrees to help Sonic locate the Troll King. Immediately after revealing the King's whereabouts, Sonic stabs the good doctor. His body is retrieved by the trolls, who apparently have some serious plans for the scientists of the world.

#24: ELMER FUDD
Affiliation: Team Silver
Status: Alive, in troll captivity

Elmer wants that wabbit. Years ago, he got drunk with his friends and got satanic powers (see Wile E). He shows up out of nowhere at the Bever concert because he wants Bugs, and takes their bodies once the dust settles. He follows Silver and Rob to Troll City, where he seems to enjoy wearing the troll face mask a little too much. When he meets Blaze, he tries the moves on her, but it's not working. He uses his "2nd cock" to fight off the trolls, and seems like a normal buffoon until the trolls find Team Silver's safehouse. That's when he reveals his power over the dead, using Bugs' and Daffy's dead bodies to defeat even more trolls. His success is short-lived, and he is kidnapped by electric troll Hindo. The Troll King personally orders him to control Eggman to do his bidding, but Elmer remains either too tough or too stupid to crack under the pressure until his penis is on the line. Reluctantly, Elmer takes control of Eggman! Can Team Silver rescue him in time?

Lazerbot, these are all testaments to what an amazing storyteller you are.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
How are you deciding on the numbers for these? I get some of them (Silver being #2006 was clever), but are they all references? Or just order of appearance?

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Amazing job. This would be great to have on a giant poster with all their alliances mapped out in a Venn Diagram or chart. I can totally see these descriptions being included in the back of a comic issue (if TGT was a retail series).

Convicted Bibliophile
Dec 2, 2004

I am the night.
new page:


that last panel is meta as gently caress

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Villains? You mean violence. Fuuuuuck this poo poo is so good.

edit: I made a villains joke a day or two ago on lazy b's facebook. I choose to take credit for inspiring the glory of that last panel.

tao of lmao fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jul 15, 2012

rock2much
Feb 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Silas the Mariner posted:

that last panel is meta as gently caress
:long blink: WHAT!

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Watch it turn out that Sonic really did mean to say villains and not violence, and it turns out that villains not being the answer saves the day.

Edit: No seriously, I think the message of problems being solved without villains is a more profound one than problems being solved without violence. You can have villains without violence, and you can have violence without villains. Once Tails understands this, he will truly become the hero to stop the trolls once and for all.

mabels big day fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jul 15, 2012

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



Villains isn't the answer. It was violence all along. *Dun dun dun* The plot thickens.

Cechmanek
Jan 25, 2007

DAMN
YOU
SHADOW!!


It's amazing to me that Lazorbot is willing to experiment with art styles, but professional artist Dobson absolutely refuses to do the same. Lazorbot, I hope that you're more successful than that hack could ever hope to be.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


They trolled his ENTIRE RACE. That means either institutionalized racism... or worse!

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard


Are those clouds surrounding the moon?

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Sonic posted:

there is no
need for any
blood shed
,this problem
can be solved
with out any
villains

I always thought Lazerbot meant that there did not need to be any villains in this story. Did he actually mean violence?

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC
It's cool that he is experimenting, but I do not much care for the way this page looks.

23 Flavors
Sep 13, 2011

what a talentless looking goon

Julias posted:

I always thought Lazerbot meant that there did not need to be any villains in this story. Did he actually mean violence?

Yep.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I don't laugh out loud that often but the last 2 panels had me in hysterics. I love how self-aware the comic can be. 3 tails, backwards cigaret, man oh man. Lazy B seems to take criticism and advise and improves when he agrees. There's no ego, he really is a neutral.

ClownSyndrome
Sep 2, 2011

Do you think love can bloom on bob-omb Battlefield?
Does hello Kitty have a pink mouth or a pink nose?

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

Cechmanek posted:

It's amazing to me that Lazorbot is willing to experiment with art styles, but professional artist Dobson absolutely refuses to do the same. Lazorbot, I hope that you're more successful than that hack could ever hope to be.

Lazerbot is already infinitely more successful than that guy because he's actually got a sense of humor, fans, and humility.

I really, really got a huge kick out of that last panel. I still just can't figure out exactly how he's even doing the text, what with all the size changes mid-bubble and whatnot. Whatever he does, it's magical.

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



Baronjutter posted:

I don't laugh out loud that often but the last 2 panels had me in hysterics. I love how self-aware the comic can be. 3 tails, backwards cigaret, man oh man. Lazy B seems to take criticism and advise and improves when he agrees. There's no ego, he really is a neutral.

I like that nothing gets retconed, it just get's explained as it is.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

Who is left for Tails to train with? Vivian, Arthur, Cheeto Man, Ronald McDonald and Dexter? Is that it?

I bet Mandark is the third scientist the trolls are after.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


ClownSyndrome posted:

Does hello Kitty have a pink mouth or a pink nose?

gently caress, now all I can see is a pink mouth.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

ClownSyndrome posted:

Does hello Kitty have a pink mouth or a pink nose?

A pink nose. I'm pretty sure hello kitty doesn't have a mouth.

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
I hope they unfreeze the Dragonborn and he fights Spyro.

Rudoku
Jun 15, 2003

Damn I need a drink...


Defiance Industries posted:

They trolled his ENTIRE RACE. That means either institutionalized racism... or worse!

That's what happens in the first Spyro game. Gnasty Gnorc trolled them into stone.

Burnsaber
Jan 16, 2011

I'm a wizard and
I don't pee.
I'm a videogame

Chernabog posted:

I like that nothing gets retconed, it just get's explained as it is.

There was the canon, but we don't talk about it much.

HandsomeMrFooFoo
Apr 26, 2008

ahhhhhhhhhh my fucking
head is killing me
FANTASTIC. Now I can't unsee Hello Kitty's gaping pink mouth.

I can't put into words the joy this comic gives me. I feel another fanart coming on...

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Canan will always be canon in my heart.

I hope he doesn't do a u-turn on Cheeto Man. Nobody ever cared about/knew his name anyway, and Cheeto Man is a much better description than I ever came up with. "That cheetah off the Cheeots packet?" just doesn't have the same ring.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

i just wanna say something, jazzflght your pretty cool (y)

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Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Truly, Jazzflight is standing on the shoulder of giants.

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