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Kermit is frustrated to have spent all that time for seemingly naught? Maybe he needs to be taught the fine art of patience.
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my dad posted:level 1 intellect bond  Kermit is now a Grognard.
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Feb 20, 2013 01:42
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"I'm not angry, I'm just a little bit disappointed." Kermit is Ronald's mom.
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Feb 20, 2013 02:26
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I don't think Ronald is up to something, I'm thinking maybe there's a case of outside control or influence over him. I hope kermit gets to the bottom of this.
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Feb 20, 2013 02:32
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Baronjutter posted:I don't think Ronald is up to something, I'm thinking maybe there's a case of outside control or influence over him. I hope kermit gets to the bottom of this. It might take a level 2 intellect bond. Hopefully that's powerful enough, I don't want to even think about how hard on Kermit a level 3 bond would be.
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Feb 20, 2013 02:41
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I love Kermit's face in panel 3. He looks so unimpressed.
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A level 3 intellect bond? But if it goes even a little wrong, the process could invert. Both of them would incur the penalty of a reverse bond!
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my dad posted:level 1 intellect bond I don't get this. I googled "level 1 intellect bond" and got a WOW hit?
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It could be one of the defenders messing with Ronald's mind... -Hello-Kitties trying to get close, maybe a sleeper agent? -What about Dexter? He threatened to punch Tails in the balls. An act of physical violence! -Trix-Rabbit could be doing it - we don't know what his power is besides by seven-flavors of crazy. And he's nuts. -Ronald's been dead for years, and is nothing more than an illusion, which is starting to weaken causing it to lose its humanity before imploding into a violent void taking everyone nearby with him. -I don't trust Leap-Frog. -New Frogger < Old Frogger -Kermit could never have shaken the trolling habit and he's messing with Ronald. -Ronald is possessed by Pazuzu. -Ronald is currently trapped in a McGee game scenario.
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It's clearly Pori.
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I can not get over the detail in that tree branch, my god.Greggy posted:It might take a level 2 intellect bond. Hopefully that's powerful enough, I don't want to even think about how hard on Kermit a level 3 bond would be. How strict is LB with spell components in his campaign? IB3 has some prohibitive components. Some DMs would have the PCs quest one or two whole sessions just to track down all the stuff. Hell, even IB2 isn't cheap.
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Lurdiak posted:It's clearly Pori. Speaking of, where the gently caress is Pori during all this?
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El Belmondo posted:Speaking of, where the gently caress is Pori during all this? Making clone babies or something. //edit// I had an idea for something really stupid. Does anyone know if there's a place I could just copy the text from Kermit's speech from? scarycave fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Feb 20, 2013 |
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Feb 20, 2013 03:09
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Even Kermit gets tired of listening to himself talk.
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El Belmondo posted:Speaking of, where the gently caress is Pori during all this? Manipulating Ronald into going nuts, duh.
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scarycave posted:Making clone babies or something. You might be able to convert the image to text here. Or you could just type it; it couldn't take that long.
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Here I am trying to figure out why Ronald McDonald snapped and tried to kill Tails the Fox while Chester Cheetah gets high and talks about his time in a 
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...Why do Ronald and Kermit have afterimages? How fast are they moving? Are they under a spell effect?(It doesn't actually matter, of course.)
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Bloodly posted:...Why do Ronald and Kermit have afterimages? How fast are they moving? Are they under a spell effect?(It doesn't actually matter, of course.) Just to illustrate that they are walking and talking I think.
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Oh, is that what Knuckles meant by "trolling animals and stuff"?
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scarycave posted:I had an idea for something really stupid. Does anyone know if there's a place I could just copy the text from Kermit's speech from? I'm almost positive there is a transcript in this thread somewhere.
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FrenchToasty posted:I'm almost positive there is a transcript in this thread somewhere. Well that narrows it down! (Seriously, this thread is 338 pages long)
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caleramaen posted:Well that narrows it down! (Seriously, this thread is 338 pages long) Use Re-Pagination to put everything on a single, titanic page. Then Ctrl-F.
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caleramaen posted:Well that narrows it down! (Seriously, this thread is 338 pages long) (VERSE 1) my story is a bit different from the normal stories, it started with me and my friends, our names was starting to get well known in the world we live in, so thats when it started, we had no idea what trolls were so we didn't see it coming, we was invited to a party, a troll party, all of the muppets showed up and we all had a pretty good time with our host, they all seemed pretty cool but that was just to draw us in, they asked us to come play some games with them, at the time it seemed cool but that was just to get our trust, so me animal and the rest of them, played there games and had a awesome time but like i said, it was just to get our trust so they could rip us down but none of us understood that and they started to insult us but we had no idea how to react to it, so they didn't get the negative response they was looking for, (CHORUS) the best challenge for a troll to troll is another troll thats when me and my friends turned on each other troll another troll (VERSE 2) we was just confused but some of the muppets found it interesting, so we went along with it and thats when it started, we decided to do it but we didn't understand what we was doing, so we was liking it but we didn't get the point of it, it was all fun and games really, some of us liked it more then the rest of us, the animal took a liking to it the most and after awhile we started to get the point of the game, as we saw it and started room rating chat rooms on pal talk, just loving around but then we started to challenge our selves, finding tougher people to troll, and we realized how good at trolling we became, consumed with it, we looked for tougher victims and thats when we ran into this one guy on the internet, that was different he said, the best challenge for a troll to troll is another troll, thats when me and my friends turned on each other knowing that, we could troll another troll, (chorus) (VERSE 3) at the time we didn't know but that guy was a troll and he convinced us to turn on each other and thats when the real game began, so we all devided from each other and our goals was to troll each other and we manage to do so but that just made the other one angry and we started playing dirtier and hitting each others nerves really bad, it was a full out troll battle between us, it started getting worse and more personal because we all knew each other so well, its easy to troll someone you know but none of us could admit defeat and it dragged on and our troll battle continued, it wasn't a fist fight kind of battle, there are other kinds of battles becides the kind you have with your fist, but anyways it raged on and some of the weaker minded ones was starting to give up but the rest of them like me and animal and mis piggy wouldn't let up (chorus) (INTERLUDE) and while we was challenging our selves we was also destorying each other, some of them was beyond repair mentally and some of them killed there selves, the numbers of us was getting smaller, the stronger minded ones was the last ones left, the other ones was broken or just left and the battle raged on, later it was just three of us, me animal and mis piggy the rest left, killed there selves or just never spoke to us again, we was destroying each other and we was afraid of losing, we couldn't handle it , and soon enough i pushed mis piggy to far because she cared about me and i used it to destroy her
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JazzFlight posted:Here's part of it that I wrote down for my song version so at least you don't have to type this part out: Thanks. I put the speech in a Fallout 3 Terminal because, out of context, it sounds like an apocalyptic log, and it worked surprisingly out well.
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scarycave posted:Welp. That's $10$ for me. Though the CAD, Deegan, and Preston (when it existed) were part of the reason as well. We are soul brothers, my friend. First came for the TGT thread, stayed for the mock threads.
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Weed man, when you are at a state of mental or emotional block, get high and discover the world you want to find homie...
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Jesus christ  I think Kermit's story was to desensitize us for the increasingly reoccuring walls of text.
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Homie, look at yourself troll, you are the scum, don't cry if we don't wanna loving be like you, ya lonely douche bags, what is wrong? Don't think about anything other then yourself hmm? Oh man i love weed..
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I lost my poo poo at "Yeah". I think Tails must be a Mitch Hedberg fan.
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Nah we homies it's cool That was just the perfect wrap-up. That was a surprisingly enjoyable wall of text.
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smilingfish posted:We are soul brothers, my friend. First came for the TGT thread, stayed for the mock threads. Mock-threads for life. 
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tiistai posted:That was a surprisingly enjoyable wall of text. It wasn't really mind blowing, but it was a pretty intelligent monologue. They must have some of the smart weed.
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Schwarzwald posted:It wasn't really mind blowing, but it was a pretty intelligent monologue. Hardly, everyone knows dealers don't smoke their own product.
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Yeah im high as gently caress man lol Indeed!
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Strip cut down to the only important part: "Weed, man"
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 Literally my IRL reaction as my eyes glazed over Chester's wall-o-texts  . Lazerbot, you know me so well.  [e]: Blink and you'll miss a gem from Chester: "Oh man i love weed..." - after several blocks of text Also, is it me or does it seem like Lazerbot might write and post whenever he is high? It would help explain for the rambling text and random grammar and spelling choices. Has anyone ever asked? Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Feb 22, 2013 |
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