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PalmTreeFun posted:I like how Sonic is this manifestation of how he views advice from wiser people (probably his parents) on how to deal with people being assholes, but then in action, Sonic is how he attempted to handle situations where people teased him.
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VietAssRapeFuckBros posted:If I remember correctly, a colt is a young male horse. Sorry, but I'm not about to study GIS'd horse dicks for 10+ minutes to figure out how colt and full grown horse dicks differ. quote:traditional ink wash paintings seek not to reproduce the specific details of their subjects but to capture its soul. a successful ink wash painting embodies that which it depicts through a minimum of mark-making. only that which is necessary to the essense is described on paper. to depict the goat man i must enter the goatman. i must understand what makes the goatman the goatman. what does it mean to be goatass. visceril fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Feb 24, 2012 |
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To the people looking for Morning Mist: Goatse Over Mt. Fuji, it was made by lf exile notcatfish before fyad invaded. You can find the original thread with archives. IIRC,  prints were made
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Feb 25, 2012 00:45
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Wojtek posted:If he quits, we could finish it. The ultimate gently caress you to trolls is having them become you. It's all so obvious. Say hello to the next Zybourne Clock
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Stottie Kyek posted:Shoot him down? I don't know much about the Sonic universe, does Shadow have some kind of special powers, or is he actually packing heat in this comic?
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Mar 14, 2012 15:16
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CURATOR OF ANIME posted:I hope Mario has something in his bag to being
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Mar 14, 2012 15:25
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Nunez posted:Aww. Too bad he didn't decide to make Yoshi talk. I thought he'd come up and say something like, "Whattup fags?" and then constantly talk poo poo about The Hulk or something. You talentless noob why do I have to explain this poo poo to you is it because you were too busy watching your slut mom get banged by me and my bros?
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Manic Mailman posted:I miss no ears guy.
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Mar 16, 2012 15:32
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The thing with Hitmen for Destiny is that a web comic probably wasn't the best medium for the story, but it really is one hell of a story. The author has a talent for writing, but not art. To stay on-topic, I would say that lazerbot is better at art because it's more affecting (intentionally or not), though both are in the "lovely mspaint" tier
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Mar 23, 2012 18:18
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I don't remember who called it exactly, but someone totally called lazerbot writing Blaze in a much better light than most other webcomic people would. Plus he seems to consistently draw her better than the other characters. Also, nthing the love for Team Silver. The best part about the shotgun line is that Rob's reaction would've been the same even if he had some loving ears
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Rob is looking pretty last-standish over there...I think he's gonna go down, but in the biggest blaze of glory yet.
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Mar 30, 2012 06:10
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withheldmcfakename posted:So, is Knuckles in the Troll Slaiyers now? I think he's the only significant character who's alive and not neatly tucked into a faction by this point.
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You know, I was thinking about the story and factions thus far, and realized that there is only one true conclusion to this story: the Defenders, Troll Slaiyers, Silver Gang, and the Troll Kingdom all unite to stop Mario. This is a part of Mario's master plan to bring peace to the world by unifying everyone against a single enemy. Mario is Adrian Veidt.
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ff7cid posted:That 7th panel. Luigi whispering into Mario's ear. It's...it's beautiful.
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Antivehicular posted:I actually sort of want that "nascar" shirt, embarrassingly enough. It has a sort of amazing dada quality about it, which I guess fits for TGT. Imagine using a kanen to take out some ks'ing troll and then spraying your Troll Slaiyers tag over his dead body. Then you laugh and high shovel your bros over vent, dust your cheetos fingers off on your nascar shirt, kiss your troll king figure for good luck, and get back to the game while trying to avoid looking at tails' 1000 yard stare from your TGT wall scroll. Later to celebrate killing them trolls you light up a blunt rolled from official knuckles rolling paper. The best day ever...
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NutritiousSnack posted:It might have, just because we didn't see it didn't mean it didn't happen. This might all be part of Mario's plan in fact.
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Wandering Knitter posted:Hey there only other person who loved 12oz Mouse buddy. Superjail supremacy.
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Apr 4, 2012 22:34
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Am I the only one who's really digging the Mario backstory? I think the intentional humor and artwork had all been improving since page 1, and this latest arc is evidence of that. Young Mario is probably the best-drawn character in the comic
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Baronjutter posted:I found the scene of mario batting his parents to death quite disturbing. Sometimes I almost forget that lazerbot is clearly disturbed. If characters were always a reflection of the author, then people like George rr Martin and Stephen King would be in supermax prison right now.
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Shadow is the anti-hero. Dumbass will learn that villains isn't the answer and that Soniv was right all along about them trolls, or dumbass will face a tragic end. Sonic is the tragic hero, who succumbed to temptation and betrayed his own philosophy. His downfall lead to his death, but his redemption may still be possible. Tails, who at first seemed like nothing more than a side character, is the True Hero, who is on a Joseph Campbell hero's journey. After training with his mentors, Pac-man and the Defenders, he will be reborn and obtain both the power to avenge himself and his friends but also redemption for Sonic and everyone else in the TGT universe. Interestingly, both Mario and the Troll King are tragic villains. Both were the victims of a cruel world and both became villains to right the wrongs they saw in the world. What's even more interesting is that Mario's descent into villainy is caused directly by them trolls. The message is that King Troll's vengeance against the world has done nothing but create a vicious cycle of villains. Luigi is just like his brother, though perhaps even more tragic because of how gentle he seemed to be before meeting Kario. Silver and Fudd both represent what can happen when the rest of us accept them trolls and their ways. Silver was able to move through the Troll City peacefully and even gained allies because he partook in their culture instead of shunning them or using villains. Likewise, Fudd went from loving retarded to amazing and happy because he enjoyed trolling so much. Their arc has only just started, so it's hard to say how their themes will develop. Daffy and Bugs represent the innocent ones that get caught in the crossfire between two sides that use villains and won't just have sex with their girlfriends so they won't be so mad.
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Monicro posted:Well don't blue-ball us, what's your analysis of pacman? I'm sure that if each of the Defenders that Tails trains with is given a backstory, each one will, like Pacman, be given the choice to join the cycle of villains and each one will refuse. Perhaps the most famous Defender, Bat -> Man, is emblematic of this. Though faced with a seemingly hopeless situation, he knows that if he kills his enemies it would open the door to a ruthless future far worse than anything the Joker or Ras Al-Ghul would unleash.
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Zoinker posted:Back on topic: Visceril; what's your take on Rob? Eventually he--and we--began to understand the TGT universe, as evidenced by him following Silver and understanding his plan in spite of not having any loving ears. Rob being revealed as a Dragonborn is Lazerbot's gesture to us that we--the readers and his fans--have become an active part of the story. We've influenced the comic many times before that point, most notably in the troll fight. Lazerbot loves his fans, and so he made their character in his story awesome.
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Mr. Bonky posted:No, it's funny. There's a reason it's only got a 15 minute runtime. Fake edit: it was the first time I saw the shrimp and white wine brothers, because I know douches like that IRL. Actual edit: gently caress you troll t(-_-t) visceril fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Apr 7, 2012 |
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No-Jokes Feynman posted:Tim and Eric write the Old Spice commercials
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Hey, I dont want to drag on this derail but I felt the need to post this so y'all didn't think I was some heartless troll. I get that absurdity => humor. I find things that are absurd funny--for example Goofy being sent to hell for planning 9/11 because "that's what they get for supporting Israel A'HYUCK!" in Family Guy. I also appreciate that Tim and Eric have a talent for coming up with absurdities. However, what I think turns me off is their style and delivery. I have a strong aversion to the crappy 80s/90s effects that they use. Its like nails on a chalkboard to me whenever they mess up/mix up someone's voice with a synthesizer. And I'm not saying they don't have delivery: just that it doesn't work for me. I often feel myself confused, and then a few moments later realizing "oh, that was the joke", or vice-versa. The biggest problem I have with their show, though, is that it's live action. When something absurd and ridiculous happens in a cartoon, I can accept it. Live-action T&E just seem like idiots when they act like cartoon characters. Again, sorry if I offend you. I'm not trying to disparage you or Tim and Eric, I'm just trying to explain why I don't like their humor.
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Earlier I posited that Mario would be an Ozymandias figure and unite the world against him. It now seems that my prediction was wrong. Unfortunately, it appears Mario will be another tragic figure, consumed by his rage and pain. Just like Captain Ahab, his White Whale (and pursuit of it) will destroy him. It seems now that there are two possible saviors in this world: Tails, taught to reject villains and reborn to redeem the soul of his closest friend, and Silver & Elmer, who have befriended and learned to accept them trolls. Perhaps Tails will become a Christ figure and face temptations before making his sacrifice: facing the Troll King and refusing to fight back. Silver and Fudd will be his final mentors, and help him face the temptation to use villains. The people insulting Lazerbot ITT are completely off-base. Not only does he have indisputable talent for comedy and writing an engaging narrative, his art is showing consistent improvement and he does appear to be writing a story with an overarching theme. Maybe right now he's a little goofy, but with time and/or a good teacher he has the potential to go far. Calling him an autistic trainwreck is not only typical goon threadshitting, it's completely false.
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Schwarzwald posted:While I appreciate his art, I imagine Lazerbot the person is actually quite intolerable around Easter. He just doesn't have any taste for peeps or bunnies. Fake edit: lazerbot is so deeply immersed in this story about christ's true message of non villains and turning the other cheek that he would never celebrate a co-opted pagan holiday.
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JazzFlight posted:All I really want to see right now besides a new page are some photos of that alleged TGT cosplay at PAX East. Come on, internet! Don't let me down now! That guy isn't a true TGT fan unless he has a second cock and a sack with duck and wabbit
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Lurdiak posted:As long as nobody starts "ironically" shipping the characters and drawing creepy fanart of their favorite couples, I think we're good.
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Tweek posted:Wait a minute, did we see the Troll King remove Luigi's head or something? Did we see his son do schticky to Luigi's body? Troll Son rape count: Sonic Luigi Porkchop
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This is more intense/tragic than Vegeta vs. Freeza
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Yeah, this isn't nearly as entertaining as the past fights have been. LB has been picking up some bad habits from anime :-(
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Sleekly posted:For my two cents reading this fight in one sitting as opposed to waiting for each page like this would be a totally different experience. I remember when I was growing up the pacing of DBZ fights wasn't what pissed me off the most: it was that they would restart the entire series in the middle of the fight and we'd be back on the road to Namek. For years
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Myrdhale posted:Please elaborate on the Alan Moore statement. I am not doubting the voracity of it, merely wondering how exactly he did this, and how I may find amusement in such a fact.
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Oh. My. GOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just stopped playing through Doom 3 nightmare mode before looking at this thread. Holy gently caress. Someone needs to make Fudd mods for Doom
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ZuljinRaynor posted:When Fudd put his hands together, I instantly thought of Fullmetal Alchemist. =>Man's power
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JazzFlight posted:Actually, not to ruin anyone's ideas that Fudd is a completely original character or a D&D-style "necromancer" or anything, but I think Lazerbot's basing Fudd off of Sasori from Naruto: According to the images in the link the guy in naruto didn't have satanic marks on his hands, so it seems more like the D&D necromancy to me
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Daffy wasn't lobotomized. In Bugs's memories he's got the same glassy-eyed face by default. He's just high as poo poo on Knuckle's smart weed. All the trolls did was beat the poo poo out of him (and possibly Troll Son did schticky to him)
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