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Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

Hadn't seen this one done yet so I gave it a bash.

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Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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I was diagnosed with Asperger's in my early teens. The psychiatrist was not at all surprised to hear that I loved the poo poo out of Thomas the Tank Engine when I was little. I still have a set of the die-cast toys of the first ten trains somewhere in the attic. :3:

I was never massively into animes or anime figures like Sonic, but I think they have a similar appeal, because there are certain conventions in manga drawings. It's almost like Aspie subtitles. You don't have to read a character's face to work out that they're feeling shy or awkward (which are quite difficult feelings to read anyway in real life), because a big sweatdrop and a blush will show up. Same goes for anger, you don't have to look for the signs because a cross-shaped vein appears on their face.

The only trouble with that is you don't get much practice with reading faces or tones of voice. Some of us can learn to read people better over time, but it takes a lot of work, practice and immersion in social situations. I wonder if that's why it seems to be the more severe Aspies, or the shut-in ones who don't want or care to socialise, tend to be into things like Sonic? You can just switch off and play it without having to concentrate or use the skills you're learning.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

Shoot him down? I don't know much about the Sonic universe, does Shadow have some kind of special powers, or is he actually packing heat in this comic?

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

I did a blues tribute to Shadow and Knuckles. Sorry about the sound quality, I've only got the lovely mic on my laptop for it.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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arachnobot posted:

Wholey poo poo, that was amazing. <---originally mistyped "holy," decided to keep it as being in the spirit of TGT. Can you post the lyrics?

Wow, thanks! :) Blimey, I wasn't expecting so much praise from folk, blimey, especially when I hosed up with the sustain pedal a few times :ohdear:. Here are the lyrics:

High shovel, gonna lay my shovel down
High shovel, gonna lay my shovel down
Fat guy's been trolling me
Now he's six feet underground

Woke up this morning, got a burning in my soul
'Cause the Green Hill Zone is full of dumbass trolls,
Calling me gay and a retard
Being so unkind,
I got no friends and I'm ugly,
I should fix that face of mine
So I fought back and I told him
That he's such a stupid tard,
For an embreaded donkey I sure can gently caress your mother hard,

[Chorus]

Oh Lord, it took so long watching that fat guy burn,
Sonic tried diplomacy but that dumbass will learn,
He told me to become his friend, boy this is what I said,
"Thank you for showing me peace ain't poo poo, they can't troll you when they're dead."

[Chorus]

You literally made Adolf Hitler get off his dick-throne in the midst of the flames of hell and walk into the bathroom and sob quietly in the corner of a shower. He held a bottle of cheap whiskey in his shaking hand, no longer secure in his position as the world's least likable human being.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

I did a sort of R&B song for all the romance in the series. Again, apologies for the lovely mic and mixing:



Lyrics:

So are you telling me you wasn't hosed up in any way when you had sex with me?
Rouge, are you telling me you wasn't hosed up in any way when you got next to me?
So are you telling me you wasn't hosed up when I was tripping so heavily?
Girl, are you telling me you wasn't hosed up when you got dirty with that monkey?

Take that stupid mask off, boy, I wanna see your face,
You know I know you want me boy, and now's the time and place
Silver, boy, you got me down and don't return my calls,
Come on and tell me how you feel, it's time you grew some balls,

[Chorus]

Let's go where we will neverbe found, away from Elmer Fudd,
I don't need his shotgun 'cause your spike is what I want,
You're my fellow slaiyer, coloured silver, cool and strong,
But hope you're not expecting me to wait around for long,

[Chorus]

Banana, banana, this poo poo is bananas [x4]

[Chorus]

(Banana, banana, this poo poo is bananas) [x2]
Rouge, are you telling me you wasn't hosed up?
Knuckles, I'm telling you I wasn't hosed up,
Blaze, are you telling me you wanna hook up?
Silver, I'm telling you you gotta sack up

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

JazzFlight posted:

Not to break up the latest comic posts (because holy crap this comic is getting even more amazing at this point), but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RePSdwjOz5c
I'm presenting the debut of my "Tails Gets Trolled" music video!

Enjoy!

Good lord that is amazing! I love the song and the video just works perfectly for it. Found myself staring into thoughs eyes and singing along to the end.

Calico Heart posted:

You are a national treasure! My word!

How long have you been playing Blues?

Thanks man! Been learning piano for 17 years but I still only play at like a grade 5-6 standard, mostly 'cause while I took lessons for a long time when I was a kid, these days I just like dicking around with it rather than doing formal exams. I usually played a mix of classical and jazz stuff at lessons, now I play a bunch of assorted crap, like sheet music off the Internet, or working out my favourite rock songs by ear or from the chords and singing along.

Stottie Kyek fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Mar 30, 2012

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Calico Heart posted:

Can we have the cocktail party song end with everyone chatting with the music playing, then someone saying "Yeah well I got two dicks and four balls what do you have to say to that?" and everyone going awkwardly silent? Because that would make my life.


Sure thing buddy.

Oh god, this needs to take place. If you like I can do a crashing discordant note on the piano as it's said?

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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He can speak clearly, so he knows how to pronounce written English. Maybe he's got a phonetic pronunciation guide to dragon language or something?

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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My god, that chorus is amazing and incredibly catchy. I couldn't help but sing along to it, I don't care if everyone else in the house is asleep. Your voice is mint too, you can really do great vocal riffs on "we make".

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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I get more of a Fidel Castro hat vibe from it.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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I'm just so happy that that exists. I hope lazerbot hears about it, it'd be nice for him to know he has some hardcore fans.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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odd2k posted:

Gotta get up fast!

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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I'm still taken aback by what a great idea it was to have a troll character whose power is that he literally uses words to hurt people. It just works so well for this.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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JazzFlight posted:

Glad to hear these songs are becoming earworms, haha.
I'm actually still in the process of putting together the next music video (which is "The Troll Slaiyers"), so keep an eye on the tailsgetstrolled youtube account, as it should be there at some point in the nearish future.

I'm not, I found myself absent-mindedly singing "cu*****nt" in public the other day. :mad: Write shittier songs so this doesn't happen.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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ComradeCosmobot posted:

By the way Aramek, I love your voices, but I still hear the voice of Loud Howard from the Dilbert cartoon when I read Rob, rather than your crisp and clear rendition. Sorry! :kiddo:

I imagine him with a Lancashire accent. No idea why.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Is this taken posted:

"Hugs @ Kisses" suggests they intercepted his text message somehow.

Oh my god if News International is involved in the whole conspiracy somehow I will loving end myself laughing.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

Then Sonic and a talking poser model go back in time and stop the game from happening.

If only. :haw:

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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change my name posted:

Am I the only one who reads every character like they have a heavy southern drawl?

Not all of them, I usually imagine Rob with a Lancashire or Doncaster accent. I'm not entirely sure why.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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and what i say doesn't have to
make sense, thats just how loving awesome i am

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Pori said "I'll". Not "ill". That's not the vernacular of a true Defender, he must be dodgy.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Calico Heart posted:

Someone should draw Shadow as Shiva the Destroyer.

I had a go.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Julias posted:

Stottie Kyek, that is truly an amazing piece of artwork. What did you use to make it?

Also, did anybody else notice that Tails has five fingers while Cheeto Man only has four?

Thanks very much! :) I drew out some circles and lines and things for the skeleton and proportions and stuff in MSPaint and fleshed it out in GIMP. A bunch of spackle brushes were used for all his spines. The background pattern is a stock paisley print though with the colours changed, that bit wasn't my work.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Olivia42 posted:

I figure it's about time I contributed something to the thread if I am ever to consider myself worthy of the great "troll slaiyers" tag, so I've made some fanart of my personal favorite character in TGT, in the one true form he was meant to be presented: Finger puppet.



I love this little guy so, so much. His face is just priceless. You could have so much fun re-enacting classic scenes from TGT with him!

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

The complaints always seem really nit-picky because this comic is so good. Compare the criticism here to some of the mock threads of bad web-comics. The criticism of TGT is more like "Holy poo poo, that was amazing, but it could do with very slightly changing one minor thing", rather than "God drat it, Buckley/Mookie/Dobson/etc. that was terrible as per usual".

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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I love the callback to Fudd's first appearance back in chapter 2. "if you help us ill get you something better then wabbits."

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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The comments on that video sound a bit like an amateur attempt at Lazerbot's style of writing.

The top comment posted:

Eggman: where's mc donald's I need to make a big crap and I want all of their food

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Jackie D posted:

I've been using it as part of everyday life...I don't know that it's catching on but no one questions it!

I've caught myself saying "sweet like nice feet" once or twice. I need to stop.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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Calico Heart posted:

If he was born without ears, he probably wouldn't be thinking in English.

But then again, how can we know Lazerbot's pill?

I dunno, since it's a comic we're seeing his thoughts translated into English text in bubbles, not necessarily as he's thinking them. Or he might be thinking in English, he may have grown up signing and learnt to read in English, and then learnt to speak in English, there are some cool programs that help deaf kids do that. I'd love to know Rob's backstory, but I don't know if it'd take away from the magic and mystery of the character, as just a guy with no ears who happens to be dragonborn.

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

I thought I'd write a song for the sensitive portrayal of a gay relationship back in Chapter 1.



Lyrics:

Why did you kill him?
I loved him
Why did you kill him?
I loved him
It's no excuse
That my baby was trolling you,
Was trolling you,

I heard your girlfriend is a real slutty bitch,
I done heard your girlfriend is a real slutty bitch
Your little lady fucks all the fags in town
'Cause that bitch of yours has a dick

I bet your girlfriend can suck balls like a pro,
I bet your girlfriend can suck balls like a pro,
You like takin' miracle whip
In the face like a human being hoe,

You just up and kicked my man in two,
Even Shadow wouldn't kill him, Sonic what's wrong with you?

If I were Robotnik
I would use my robots on you,
If I were a plumber,
I would use my hammer on you,
Pori won't avenge my baby,
Whatever, he's just a noob

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

scarycave posted:


I'm sorry Spanky. :smith:

Don't you dare apologise for something that beautiful.

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Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

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scarycave posted:

This is just perfect. He's gotta be looking up some actual trolling to know people have tried calling the cops or internet police to kill the trolls.

Also:


I don't know if its been confirmed, but was Troll face the guy that raped Porkchop?

"Doug's dog was gangbanged to death by the trolls". They all did it. He was probably involved though.

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