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StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






And so another turn in this beautiful thing occurs. I swear to god I want a print version of this now.

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StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Trainmonk posted:

That's because barely anyone is dying. He built up an army now so it's going to pick back up.

e: I can't wait to see Cheeto Man go out.

Guaranteed DeeDee is a troll and does him causing Dexter to go into his ultra muscle form and then take on King Troll.


It will be glorious.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






NutritiousSnack posted:

So basically Sonic was right this entire time, there didn't have to be any villains because Trolls were created and instigated by the prejudice and cruelty of mankind? And furthermore using violence to solve this crisis is pointless because this is a conflict stretching almost a thousand years now? If anything Shadow is only serving to help flame on the conflict between trolls and normal people! He's the real villain in all of this.

My God!

And in the end the only one living will be him, alone as he contemplates his folly for the eternity his immortality will now grant him.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Warm and Crunchy posted:

I really like Demon Planet and Monster Killers by J Chastain. It can be confusing coming into it, since he tends to jump around arcs and return to older arcs without warning. There's also quite a few standalone strips.

Here's an archive with links to various arcs from both comics, as there's some crossover and now they're all hosted on monsterkillers.com. Unfortunately it doesn't include anything after 2010. http://monsterkillers.com/archive.html

There are a few places you could start:

from the very beginning with "LION MAN"

Or later, there's an arc starring Poppy, who briefly appeared in Lion Man's arc but didn't do much. It sort of starts out as a series of one-offs where he dies in each one. This is where I started. After a few (non-canon?) deaths he comes back for a longer arc titled "NIGHT TIME MEDICAL COLLEGE," which is my personal favorite.

It ends abruptly and the author moves his comic to monsterkillers.com, where he picks up a different arc about the Monster Killers introduced during Demon Planet's run. Here he returns to black and white drawings on graph paper, where before he experimented (quite successfully) with color. He returns to color with the Saw parody "Trapz" which quickly segues into "Mystery Bears," which then segues into the return of Lion Man. There's a bunch of stuff that happens after that but it'd take a lot to explain.

Anyway, here's one of my favorites.




Only Satan has enough.


Glory→
ous.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Elmer is my new favorite.

I loved No Ears and still do but holy poo poo, gently caress yes go Elmer.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Trainmonk posted:

I think he's using those troll masks so he doesn't have to draw their faces so often.

At least he's drawing the mask in proper perspective when it's on the side of silver's head, any lazy rear end would just draw a quarter of the same mask in the same position.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Song rewrites?

I came to the right place.


A rewrite of Pendulum - Watercolor. Using one of those glorious song titles. My mic is still the shittiest thing since poo poo, so until I get my move done, my job started and a paycheck in I can't really record it.

Anyway.
Sing along.


Dumb rear end
Will Learn

A 'Tails Gets Trolled' Fan Song rewrite.

Tails got trolled one morn
Sonic failed to talk them down
Shadow gave his piece
They can't troll you if their dead

Troll Slaiyers got together
And prepared to wage bloody war
Men of manly caliber
and many special gifts
One the money guy
One the hulk himself
One was shadow yes
One NO loving EARS

An awesome plan
Failed horribly
Daffy was shot and bugs died
oh poo poo what
Sonic fought and died
Limp sex toy now
Mario is a bad guy
What a surprise
It's up to Tails now

Bowser and M, fire to the end
Yoshi rescue, ran off away
Enemy was good, Tails now hidden
Pacman leader, group a mindfuck
Checkered Past, a troll origin
The dragon balls, a loving myth
poo poo's just all gone, down a deep hole
Makes no drat sense, yet somehow does

Silver, Fudd, and Ears
Went into Troll City
Elmer needs a quick fix
Silver's nothing to hide

drat Hitler Burn, a masterstroke
But Silver won it, loving troll offs
Luigi's body, now a sex toy
Quite disturbing, more important
Why the ciggy, smoking backwards?
Makes Silver think, but not for long
poo poo will happen, and so much more
More cameos, they are certain
But in the end, we all will yearn
For Tails last truth. Dumb rear end. Will Learn.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Wrist Watch posted:

I'm absolute poo poo at gimp, but I'm not sure that's a disqualifier here so...


When you're feelin down, and some shovels are round
Just make a dig at your friend, poo poo kicks rear end to the end.
High Shovel.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






JazzFlight posted:





gently caress it, I'm gonna try and record mine anyway.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Calico Heart posted:

Making a BandCamp account now. We're going to make this EP happen people!

Amazing. Also JFlight, what song is that based off of or is it your own, because if this has to be original songs I can't really take part as I am musically inept as can be.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






StealthArcher posted:

When you're feelin down, and some shovels are round
Just make a dig at your friend, poo poo kicks rear end to the end.
High Shovel.

Regardless of my lack of musical talents, I can write songs from scratch somewhat, so if someone is willing to make music to them I can write more songs for Ladies Gets Troll->ed.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Alas my microphone, poo poo thing she be has gone to sleep evermore, all I get is a ridiculous amount of overwhelming static. So wanted to sing my parody song tonight.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Mic sucks horribly, but it's something.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






BCR posted:

I salute you No Ears Guy.

WHAT?

Well, I know now what my next song rewrite is.

Deaf of Glory.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






ZuljinRaynor posted:

So when we got Rob's reveal of being Dragonborn, I thought someone would do something like this:


I couldn't find the version of the theme used in the trailer so I just used the mus_mainmenu files from the data files. The way the music plays in it is different from the trailer.

Also, I hope this is okay since it is using Jeremy Soule's music in the background. If it's not, I'll just take it down.

Works for me :allears:

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Truth posted:

Tim and Eric has never been funny.

:colbert:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






The MSJ posted:



Mario will never lay down and die filthy terrorist troll!:911:

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






The White Dragon posted:

I dunno, it reminds me of some lovely meme from years ago, though. While some of this comic is really fun and quite good, yeah, stuff like that just screams "NO GUYS LOOK I AM TOTALLY NOT THIRTEEN AND I AM TRYING REALLY HARD TO PROVE THAT I'M OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THIS"

The only good Troll Science™

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Defiance Industries posted:

This isn't fair. First he redeems webcomics, now he lives in the settings of awesome movies. Next you'll tell me he's got two dicks and four balls. why does everything about lazerbot seem so :krad:?

Lazerbot is Wrex, it's the only explanation.

Barely held back anger to start, gradually becoming more wise then we can see all while maintaining his own seemingly brutish and simple intellect.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Heyheyhey, I watched Hunger Games yesterday, so hoobilyjoobily I liked the credits theme.

So I figured why not try and write a song about pac-man's youth with it.


There is no instrumental version that is that good sadly.

I come once from long ago
after the trolls their home condemned
I knew not where I was from
I was raised as though one of them

I had a vision, of death, fire and loss
I told them to hold their attack

They must go redeem their mistakes and pro ->
vide for our losses

The attack failed miserably
the trolls burned down all our houses

Then the king troll cast us aside for death
and while I looked into thoughs eyes
I saw the rage that could take me to death
Today it was no quintessence

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Nilbop posted:

lest we forget, time-outs.

Oh god, lazerbot is gonna kill him in comic 199 which just happens to be the next one isn't he.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






I'm guessing Lazerbot has a stroke from the greatest panel he has ever drawn and the comic lays unfinished for eternity.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Waffleman_ posted:

To quote several characters from Monty Python, GET ON WITH IT!

Yeah, sorry Lazerbot, but this is starting to get into "5 minutes until this planet blows" territory.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Portals posted:

Also, regarding the previous comic: is that the first time that the Troll King has shown fear in this comic?

Yep, Mario is the Spirit Bomb that he completely forgot about.

If there's any single regret Troll King has for the countless horrific events that have transpired in his wake, it's that he's dying.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Calico Heart posted:

I geddit

Not like there's any other thread about it.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






nexus6 posted:

There's a TeamFourStar thread?

Where. Searching brings me nothing.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Noooooooo, he was a good troll and friend.


Good night sweet prince.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Roundabout Route posted:



gently caress my lack of spare money, this deserves eternal posterity.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






simplefish posted:

I was thinking earlier, we have a universe that has Christianity and Hitler, yet also has various videogame canan and the whole Troll Slaiyers origins in its referenced history. Can you imagine living through Nazi Germany in TGT-land?

I can imagine the dropping of Ban Hamer and Pro Bait on Japan.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Hey everyone, I know I'm not the wonderful JazzFlight, but I still like doing parody rewrites of other songs for this comic.

And seeing my mic isn't a completely worthless POS now, I'm even going to do the vocals for it! I can't write music, only sing, don't judge me :(

Anyway, I present:

quote:

Vida La Porky
sing it with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE
Porky:

I was a simple Christian man
Oblivious until this all began
Now once again I'm all alone
Death has called in my loan

One moment of weakness
has brought my life so much duress
Wish I'd never gone out with them
From that last night all my problems have stemmed

Now locked in a pointless war
Against my God to whom faith I swore
Watched burst my wife and child's heads
Shot by the one who was my closest friend

Wil E.:

We're the neutrals, gods of emotion
Everywhere we go we raise commotion
I tell you all this so as to save Fudd
So many people are out for our blood

So much has happened I can't explain
Porky was a sad lost cause
With Troll King we must fend
Or to the world he'll bring untimely end

Porky:

I left with them drunk and in a bra
We came to the house of god
Drank with them the blood of christ poo poo
How it seems the world shows it's wit

Responsible action I will take
Only one means to justice's thirst slake
Done in by my own hand,
My last action was my own principled stand.

Wil E.:

We're the neutrals, gods of emotion
Everywhere we go we raise commotion
I tell you all this so as to save Fudd
So many people are out for our blood

So much has happened I can't explain
Fudd cannot be used by the Troll King
Universal rules he'll bend
And to the world bring untimely end

We're the neutrals, gods of emotion
Everywhere we go we raise commotion
I tell you all this so as to save Fudd
So many people are out for our blood

So much has happened I can't explain
Fudd cannot be used by the Troll King
Universal rules he'll bend
And to the world bring untimely end

StealthArcher fucked around with this message at 09:07 on May 31, 2012

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






total agreement posted:

Lazey B delivering the fun:




Oh poo poo, he's got a plan, and after he last talked to loving knuckles.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010







i am a one of a kind unlike you
you are a one out of a
million



feel free to grab

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

New page, and it's hacker free!



:frogon:


I am awaiting the use this guy will have with baited breath. Has Shadow come to appreciate the uses of the Canan?

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






But the power of the neutrals at all comes from the god in the blood pool, who specifically already shortened Tom's and Elmer's lives because of lack of emotion control/lack of power usage.

Also, yeah, last panel was totally foreshadowing for this again:

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






I've been playting through Suikoden 1 again lately.


I guess this was to come eventually, Tails Gets Trolled the game.



Also, totally works as Defenders Hideout theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRC4r9jpUec

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Baronjutter posted:

Way too detailed terrain for TGT.

Well that's just like your opinyon man.

Damnt, I'm going to play this whenever the comic comes out with the words of death location is revealed because it will fit so goddamn well. Words of Life and Death indeed.


EDIT: gently caress I forgot how much I love Suikoden 1 and 2. I almost want to make a cheap game version of TGT like it and make the best ending bring back Sonic like you can Gremio.

StealthArcher fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Sep 3, 2012

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010










So yeah, I think I'm obsessing over this idea, but really, Suikoden's style of play would almost work for this, low grind, 1 on 1 duels, army battles with commanders and poo poo. It's almost perfect.

EDIT: It's probably be the patience rune now that I think about it, weapon would more likely be "Flipper"->"Strong Flipper"->"Pimp Flipper" or something to that effect.

StealthArcher fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Sep 3, 2012

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Plutonis posted:

Now you need to voice Luca's dying rants on Mojo/Troll King's voice, dude.

Totally loving need this, I'm just about to finally kill the loving rear end in a top hat again, grinded so I can 1 shot him, and I need the therapy.

Rolling Start posted:

This wouldn't work - Lazerbot must have introduced way more than 108 characters at this point!

Depending on how it goes, a few could be filed under the same category as Sanchez, so it could still work, or like Tir in S2 in that he's not a count against the 108.

StealthArcher fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Sep 4, 2012

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Dammit, that was not the edit button.

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StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






KleyMEN posted:

Hey everyone, generic lurker here. Finally decided to join your ranks, mainly thanks to ZuljinRaynor.

I've been following this thread since its beginning and it's really amazing to see what this comic has become over the course of time, from 'lol, what the hell is this' to 'hot drat, wonder what's gonna happen next?!'. Amazing work there Lazerbot!

Even though I too also believe that this last fight might have dragged on for too long, it doesn't really bother me that much. It's still filled with lots of funny and 'oh snap' moments that makes this comic unique and appealing in its own way.

Thank you Lazerbot for blessing us with this holy comic and making us smile.

Oh and, I'll leave here these 2 images that I made, hope you'll like them:



It's a little too big, at 12.1kb, max being 10. Dimensions are fine, really, if you remove the chewing and have him just endlessly hucking Cheetos in his mouth it'd both be fitting and probably hit below 10kb

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