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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




ThatPazuzu posted:

How is having an actual plot and paying homage to your inspirations a troll?

Kario said it best: "trolls be trollin."

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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Promise not to change your text.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Panel 2. Oh my god, panel 2. I can't stop laughing. This is what anaphylaxis feels like I think.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




"Super duper kooper cool like up in the bitches snitches" will have a place in my heart forever.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




nerdbot posted:

My favorite:

oh you want to know whats my type of guy well ok. i
like guys that are colored sil
ver that are cool and that
needs to grow some balls and tell me how they feel
already


The Fudd lead-in is also great

"so chick what
guys are you
into i ask
because i
need a quick
fix on this
boner im
having"

and of course:
"silver you worry to
much its not like i
want a relationship.
oh you should be
going."

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Calico Heart posted:

Shame on all of you for forgetting

oh yeah well i have two dicks and four balls what do you have to say about that

I still guffaw whenever I try to comprehend it

What I have to say about it is that it is super duper kooper cool. Like, up in the bitches snitches.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




simplefish posted:

Yeah, LB giving life advice is nothing new. The premise is "how to deal with trolls", after all.

Yeah, telling people that they wouldn't have problems if they would grow a spine is basically the same advice as "they cant troll you if there dead" but in different words.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




HarkToTheLoons posted:

You might as well go all the way and set up a TGT Wiki.

I'm sure the finest minds of our generation will be lining up to publish essays deconstructing different parts of the narrative.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:

"Dumbass Will Learn;": Lazerbot as Latter-Day Aesop

Perhaps we should ask what society should do if dumb rear end will NOT learn , instead. Surely we cannot go awarding High Shovels to all dumb asses whether they learn or not.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Portals posted:

Imagine Ethan in TGT. I wonder if Lazerbot would be able to turn him into an interesting and compelling character.

Laserbot isn't god.

Well, not literally god.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




What if that Batman was actually Clayface, and that's why he keeps changing shape? And figuring out that he's Clayface, that's the REAL lesson Batman is teaching.

Defiance Industries fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Jun 9, 2012

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




I think the Hulk knows how nuts this all is but he's like "meh, im pretty much invincible, what's the worst that can happen to me? I'll tell them the loving awesome plan."

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




As an added bonus any typos Lazerbot makes in Iron Man's dialogue are just the usual Drunk Tony.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




The Christians and Satanists are both wrong. There clearly is no god.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




I need a qui
ck fix on thi
s boner im
having

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Sylvester's giant cage dealer should be Nicholas Cage. And all his lines should be either shouted or whispered.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




They trolled his ENTIRE RACE. That means either institutionalized racism... or worse!

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




IM READY LIKE HELL RIGHT NOW is what I am going to scream when I get in my car from now on.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




For some reason Bowser's "I think we should work on team moves and combos" cracks me up.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Regy Rusty posted:

The biggest mystery: How did Rob learn Fud's name?

I assume he watches his cartoons with closed captioning on.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Hammer Backspace posted:

This is probably the first actual character arc either Shadow or Mario have had in their 10-25+ years of existence in the fictional domain.

Just thought I should point that out.

e: do not reply with counterpoints from some poo poo game. They will not compare to Mario killing his parents in cold blood or Shadow plotting the death of a small farming village. They will never even come close. Don't even try.

M&L Superstar Saga is not a poo poo game and I'll kill anyone who says different than me.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




"we all agreed its important to come up with a plan but we think this is starting to get really sad and pathetic."

I think that's Bowser's first great :iceburn:

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




They introduced a new character to represent grape slushees! But it turns out he was a troll, and trolls like to rape, so he changed his name to THE GRAPIST.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




nerdbot posted:

Guy was so mad Lazerbot wouldn't put his lovely joke in his comic that he had to HACK IT IN. This is unprecedented. I'm amazed.

Because of this, we know he doesn't have a girlfriend, otherwise he'd go have sex with her so he wouldn't be so mad. Perhaps I should mention this to ~MY GIRLFRIEND.~

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Calico Heart posted:

God have mercy on my soul, but I was just re-reading some of TGT and -

I miss overbite troll.

He was super duper kooper cool, I'll give you that.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




So I realized that Lazerbot predicted my personal arc with this comic way back in Chapter 2, before it even happened.

You see, initially, I was pretending to like TGT when actually I was sarcastically making fun of it. But then, as time went on, and I was pretending to like it, I actually started to like it for real. And then I realized: this is what happened to Bugs. When I was acting gay (for TGT) I actually became gay (for TGT).

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Bot Lazerbot. I imagine his name is read by Sean Connery.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

:stare:

How's your home life been, lazerbot?

I think that we ruled out this being some weird self-insert in like chapter 4.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Plutonis posted:

poo poo, he looks like a Forsaken character from WoW! Going to roll up a warrior like that later.

If you're making a WoW character based on Demaro, I think he has to be a Troll.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Washin Tong posted:

He probably got trolled so bad he just can't go back anymore.

He DID say he used to get trolled when he was introduced. Then he got bigger and now he is feared.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Solomonic posted:

I think somebody in the thread already said it around his first appearance, but I keep mentally reading Coyote's lines in Joel McHale's voice.

That's not the only thing in this thread that some people read in his voice.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Running up the lightning made me think of running up the side of poo poo in Super Mario World. It might just be the yellow cape.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




I think... I might want Hulk's gently caress YOU to use as an avatar. Maybe.

e: meant to just hit reply. Didn't notice I hit quote because, y'know, phone posting.

Defiance Industries fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jan 17, 2013

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




horriblePencilist posted:

Oh my god that last Pikachu is just breathtaking. Also, I|m loving how a Troll Slaiyer of all people bursts into tears after being called a douche. I love the names, by the way. It's like Shadow got sick of everything and just gave everyone crap names because he couldn't care less.

He just wants to finish his knitting dammit.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




MoreLikeTen posted:

Never thought I'd fall for one of these. Did anyone end up taking this?

I do believe it is yours.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




"It's a duel, bitch. I'll let you take the first shot before I beat you to death." -Andrew Jackson

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Undead Unicorn posted:

The shading on Troll Face is legitimately 100% unironically awesome there. He really is improving artwise.

Someone avatar that poo poo and I will retire Jeff Winger for it.

:toxx:

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Don't avatars have to be 125x125? I don't want to be "that table-breaking rear end in a top hat" in EVERY thread.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




I think slow fade/below regular brightness looks best?

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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Holy poo poo you're right. CAN THEY FADE BACK AND FORTH?

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