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uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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I am in love with this thread.

The avatar I want got taken, what happens if I use it, everyone hates me for being unoriginal? Just they guy that has the same avatar?

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Oct 21, 2010



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spregalia posted:

Good form dictates first come, first served. Besides there's millions of awesome ones in both the comics and the youtube series.

I would kind of rather be the guy in poor form with an avatar I like than...

oh, whatever, I'll just keep embracing my retard baby avatar for a while longer. Just got excited because nothing has excited me as an avatar like WHAT? I HAVE NO loving EARS has.

drat you, HarkToTheLoons or whatever...

I mean, congratulations on you sweet avatar.

I SAID CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SWEET AVATAR. Are you loving deaf?

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Oct 21, 2010



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Heran Bago posted:

Just flip the image horizontally.

You know, this isn't a bad idea. In fact, "What? I have no loving ears" written backwards would probably still male me laugh.

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Oct 21, 2010



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yea but
there's
somethin
g?im
confused
about.

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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I'm a big fan of the selective blur he's using lately. Though it doesn't really simulate finite depth of field very well. I have a hard time believing the only thing in focus in panel 6 would be Tails' ears...

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Oct 21, 2010



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Batman, Spyr
o, and Dexter
look pretty
ann
oyed to be defenders.

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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I'm a little sad the
text is so small
when this is reseized
to avatar sized

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Oct 21, 2010



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Air Julio posted:

That face of Tails is the most :stare: looking face I've ever seen illustrated.

Definitely this. First thing I thought of when I saw it.

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Oct 21, 2010



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Kim Jaym Il posted:

Hopefully it goes to a good home!

Well it gotta
home but i
cant say we
ather its any
good. THANKS

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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I was going to say that the couple people that got SA accounts in the Terra Malatora thread made it better, but realistically I think we were grasping at straws by that point, trying to extend the magic a little longer. Memory is fuzzy.

I think it'd be kind of sad to have Lazerbot mercilessly probated/banned after getting a gifted account. Unless he has a better command of the English language than he lets on in his comics and other posting.

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Oct 21, 2010



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Crunk Abortion posted:

What are you guys gonna do when this poo poo ends the same way as The Dark Tower?

Read it again. :colbert:

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Oct 21, 2010



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Unguided posted:

Why doesn't SA ever have Troll Off contests?

I think they're called threads here.

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Oct 21, 2010



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Panel 4 takes me from :haw:ing at Sonic's face to :wtf: as I realize someone laboriously drew nipples on him.

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Oct 21, 2010



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I haven't had the opportunity to play Skyrim yet but do dragonborn fly without wings? Because Rob has as many wings as he has ears, and I hear it's not the sound that kills you but the sudden deceleration at the end. But to be fair, Rob probably hasn't, so maybe he's immune. :iiam:

uwaeve fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Mar 30, 2012

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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Rather Dashing posted:

Can someone tell me what ED is? Did a quick google for it and didn't come up with anything applicable.

Guessing Encyclopedia Dramatica. That or erectile dysfunction. Kind of a tossup.

edit: now with more link.

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Oct 21, 2010



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Air Julio posted:

You don't high-shovel with just anyone. Only after murder and hastily covering it up bonds bros to the point of brodom needed to pull off a high-shovel.

I think you need to have gotten high together as well.

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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Canan.

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Oct 21, 2010



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I'm having a tough time keeping the story/plot/groups/insanity/who's dead/who's on whose team etc. straight at this point.

However, I still F5 this thread constantly because someone just fired a team member into a loving mountain with a canan. Having no idea what is going on doesn't really detract from the humor of that for me.

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Oct 21, 2010



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Another thing I noticed on my quest to go back and re-read the whole comic to work out what is going on: during random pages of Chapter 1, Sonic is drawn both with and without blue arms. Does he roll up his sleeves when he's ready to stomp some rear end? :iiam:

In other news, I got most of the way through Chapter 1 before being distracted by something else, so maybe by August I'll have caught up on the rereading.

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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No, Lazerbot, thanks you.

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Oct 21, 2010



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Well, we can cross "pimp" off the list of things Lazerbot does for a living. Now I don't technically know anything about pimping (aside from its difficulty level), but I have a hard time believing pimps use the verb "to hook." One who hooks.

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Oct 21, 2010



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Athanatos posted:

Knife in panel 8

AKA silver turbo hotdog in panel 10.

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Oct 21, 2010



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Bonsai Superstar posted:

I haven't given this much of a poo poo about Mario since I was 9 years old at the Nintendo World Championships.

Did yo
u win?

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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Sir_Vondruke_IV posted:

I need a glorious avatar representing my love of this comic. Any recommendations? I literally can't decide. I'm torn between 'don't worry man i killed the fat one. its all cool man. i know all about the taste of blood.', Fudd's 'i want the wabbit', or high shovel. or something better if someone has a recommendation. Also a better loving username.

More on topic though I heard a random group of people walking down the street today talking about TGT. It made my day.

I personally came pretty close to resizing the below panel for an avatar, I don't know why it's so funny to me.. Still makes me giggle but I held out for a dumber, more universal one and am proud to rock my :tailsstare:



Also I am disappointed that you didn't try to get a high shovel from the strangers talking about this on the street.

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Oct 21, 2010



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Liku posted:

The idiots that enjoy Tim and Eric are probably the same idiots that use "genius" and "brilliant" to describe TGT, like it's actually good and not some sperg's piece of poo poo webcomic for everyone to laugh at.

On behaf of ever=>
yone in this thread,
let me just say

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Oct 21, 2010



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Forward_Bee posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y03Qy6bOKIQ

Close enough for you?

I got a kick out of the downhill action sequence at about 1:00.

"Later, BITCHES! HAHAHAHAHAHAoomph"

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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That motion ripple is like the visual equivalent of the sound in the Six Million Dollar Man for me.

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Unguided posted:

That's why you need to use diamondanium alloy.

Fufflestuff! Diamondillium is where it's at for real durability.

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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Calico Heart posted:

I literally had no idea what this meant at first, for some reason I just assumed he was misspelling "chord".

I just assumed that his dog had crashed his '91 Accord into a ditch.

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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Hooray, chord fixed.

Mario hit him so hard his snaggletooth flopped down momentarily...

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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This is the golden standard by which all graphic novels should be judged in the future.

Not just graphic novels, either. I hope that by the time my one-year-old is in high school or college, Lazerbot is part of literature canon. Just slot TGT in there between The Grapes of Wrath and The Crucible or whatever.

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Oct 21, 2010



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nexus6 posted:

Does anybody regret grabbing a TGT avatar too soon? They keep getting better.

I love mine, but it's technically my second choice.

HarkToTheLoons grabbed the first, best Rob one.

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Oct 21, 2010



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spregalia posted:

What the game needs is bonus stages like Street Fighter 2. Only instead of smashing a car, you have to rape Porkchop to death.

Knock down this hill by firing your friends out of canans.

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Oct 21, 2010



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Archenteron posted:

Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius.

I like the way that rolls off the tongue.

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



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SYLV->
STAR
look out

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Oct 21, 2010



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NTT posted:

I'll think about it. I got a lot of free time on my hands the next few days. But which character could be it? I was thinking smug!sylvester myself.

Rob. Saying "wat?" or something. It can be used to imply that you refuse to listen, or can't hear somehow. Or that you'e loving dense.

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The MSJ posted:

If you were wondering about l-bot's religious belief.



I read that as he couldn't care less to what happens after Scootawho dies. It sounds vaguely threatening, actually.

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Oct 21, 2010



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Thesaurus posted:

Am I the only one who doesn't like the dude with no ears? I think I am.

It's OK dude: for some people it's ears, for others it's taste.

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Oct 21, 2010



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hughesta posted:

I hope Knuckles tries to shoot Hulk out of a cannon.

Remember: canan is canon.

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Oct 21, 2010



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Nicodemus. As a zombie puppet.

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